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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    "Hey, that's Cake Stop down there..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Smart bombs prove to be rather less than Smart as a Red Cross hospital is accidentally bombed.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    Long overdue carpet bombing of political correctness takes place.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sandyballs
    sandyballs Posts: 577
    Well that’s the biggest load I’ve seen being dropped since Dumoulin’s last race.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Priti Patel’s latest policy of bombing refugees crossing the channel misses their target and hits Jersey instead.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo finally locates Rick Chasey's house on Google Earth.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Overdid it on the curry last night.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "Tax evasion no more, you b*stards".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Frank Wilson eradicates another cluster of gay hedgehogs.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Shortfall wrote:
    Frank Wilson eradicates another cluster of gay hedgehogs.
    :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    orraloon wrote:
    Johnson, Duncan-Smith, Farage and Banks are having a meeting? Game on.
    pause to imagine them pulped by the shockwave

    over to you 'loon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    Why are we waiting?

    Although has to be said that Shortfall's entry was proper lol.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Why thank you kind deity of that big bright thing up there.

    However, I have an image upload problemette. My mechanism of choice tinypic is closing down, cannot upload any new images. Any advice on where next for similar free service?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Ok, trying this way. Let's see if it works

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    Hmmm. Some spurious addn url stuff appeared, now edited out. I'll post but keep watch in case more dubious linkage. If you spot owt let me know.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    mobiles are far more compact than in hume's day
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    "I'm a little sweaty today."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Just a text to say that I've just won Miss Sweaty 2019. Competition was not that great though, Greyfriars Bobby came second.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Dear England.
    Could you send us some more money coz we've spent the last lot.
    Btw we hate you.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    orraloon wrote:
    Hmmm. Some spurious addn url stuff appeared, now edited out. I'll post but keep watch in case more dubious linkage. If you spot owt let me know.
    you get several link options with postimage, for a straight no frills image use the one called "direct link"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I’m ready, wet and waiting , Nicola
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    ET phone Hume
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    "I need a second chip for my other shoulder"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Dear England.
    Could you send us some more money coz we've spent the last lot.
    Btw we hate you.
    :D

    Ah brings back memories from when I was nobbut a lad, going to Hampden Park and joining in with the following, to the tune of Mary Hopkin's "Those Were The Days"

    "We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England
    We fuxken hate we fuxken hate England.

    We fuxken hate... etc

    Happy days.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Dear England.
    Could you send us some more money coz we've spent the last lot.
    Btw we hate you.
    :D

    Ah brings back memories from when I was nobbut a lad, going to Hampden Park and joining in with the following, to the tune of Mary Hopkin's "Those Were The Days"

    "We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England
    We fuxken hate we fuxken hate England.

    We fuxken hate... etc

    Happy days.

    Probably Burns' best work.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    And besides, you were probably glad of something to take your mind off the football.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Ballysmate wrote:
    And besides, you were probably glad of something to take your mind off the football.
    :D Ah yes indeed. I do though have an abiding memory of seeing a very young Maradona play for Argentina vs Scotland at Hampden, was after the 1978 world cup (where were Ingerlaand?) but before the Falklands / Malvinas boxxox, our mixed hockey team wore the Argentina national stripes tops then, as I may have said before, hockey was pants but the showers afterwards were great...

    Happy days indeed. Those were the days my friend, those were the days....
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    And besides, you were probably glad of something to take your mind off the football.
    :D Ah yes indeed. I do though have an abiding memory of seeing a very young Maradona play for Argentina vs Scotland at Hampden, was after the 1978 world cup (where were Ingerlaand?) but before the Falklands / Malvinas boxxox, our mixed hockey team wore the Argentina national stripes tops then, as I may have said before, hockey was pants but the showers afterwards were great...

    Happy days indeed. Those were the days my friend, those were the days....

    Ah yes '78 where the Sweaties were on performance enhancing drugs. Just think how much more shite they would have been without them.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Just googled it, was 2 June 1979. Xxxx me, 40 years ago. Xxxx me. :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    With me, I usually find it to be music that is the reminder of how many years have passed.
    The years do sneak by.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    orraloon wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Dear England.
    Could you send us some more money coz we've spent the last lot.
    Btw we hate you.
    :D

    Ah brings back memories from when I was nobbut a lad, going to Hampden Park and joining in with the following, to the tune of Mary Hopkin's "Those Were The Days"

    "We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate, we fuxken hate England,
    We fuxken hate England, we fuxken hate England
    We fuxken hate we fuxken hate England.

    We fuxken hate... etc

    Happy days.
    This is probably why... :D

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    Cracking goal against the Sweaties. And not a bad celebration either :)

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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