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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    The UCI lift drug restrictions to allow these men to finish 2 laps of the local park within a strict time limit of 4 days for the Hasbeen Malevolent Fund Charity.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ineos unveil new squad that solely through the use of their own mattresses and special socks will win the T de F in 3 yers.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Cheer up boys - the Beeb are planning a new series and you are the stars: 'Top Gear (for Tranny drivers)'.
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Seems to have died off. Result at tea time.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Slowmart wrote:
    Shortfall wrote:
    Not sure why the phone image isn't available for everyone, Pinno reported similar issues.


    It might be a work filter that blocks images of fat *****?

    Well I know this wasn't an actual caption for the picture but it was the best of a thin field. Over to you Slowmart.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Get a move on, momentum boy :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    his momentum seems to have slowed .......

    #stalledattheline
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    ap-cycling-tour-de-france.jpg?w=922&h=1024


    When it’s dies it’s done,
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Yet another man is pushed over the edge since hearing that Bo Jo is the new PM.
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  • meursault
    meursault Posts: 1,433
    Rapha arm warmer sale, now on.
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    So I'm trialling these new hygienic fisting guards. Anyone want to "Go Fund Me?"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Nah mate, you're not fat enough to be a proper Leave voter.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shortfall wrote:
    So I'm trialling these new hygienic fisting guards. Anyone want to "Go Fund Me?"


    Im not sure if a politically incorrect image would have garnered more contributions despite the moans from Brexitterimg Boris wannabes

    SF has it
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Come on you guys! Let's keep it going. Here's Jofra Archer following England's one day victory. Fill ya boots.

    2ptawbn.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Slowmart wrote:
    Im not sure if a politically incorrect image would have garnered more contributions
    It probably would have :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Beatrice proves a very gullible personality isn’t solely the domain of Brexiteers when she was asked to pick up a drink and received a surprise from the chap selling beverages.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In his mind he’s inside Jessica Chastain.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    ...and this what Boris is going to do to some of you self rightous whingey f***ers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    attempt to create human centipede caught on camera just before the next segment joined from the rear
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Social observers puzzled by strange party thrown in memory of Mary Whitehouse.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It a was late and a few bottles of red better off when Shortfall posts a pic of Diane Abbot in the caption comp rather than inexplicable crushes thread
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...and this what Boris is going to do to some of you self rightous whingey f***ers.

    Stevo wins it this week. Are there only 4 of us playing this anymore?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Shortfall wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...and this what Boris is going to do to some of you self rightous whingey f***ers.

    Stevo wins it this week. Are there only 4 of us playing this anymore?
    Wahey, thanks SF.

    Off out in a bit so will have a crack at finding something witty this evening, oh impatient ones :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    What's taking you so long?! Broken down?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Pinno wrote:
    What's taking you so long?! Broken down?
    Jobs - will sort once I've fed my face...

    Good drive back as well :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Have a crack at this one:

    1494583870DogDays_1.LEAD.jpg

    Results when I feel like it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "Typical bloke - you haven't got a clue what to do with that tongue".
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Pinno's date and mate pop up bar for single pooches is a roaring success.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "Did you hear about Tommy?"
    "No darling, what happened?"
    "He got caught taking advantage of his owner when she was bent over the chest freezer"
    "Oh dear. What did they do?"
    "They were both chucked out of Farm Foods"
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Brew?
    Dog?
    Yeah.

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