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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I can’t believe you don’t like pussy
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    I always knew that Marston's Pedigree tasted like Chum. This is the proof I've been looking for.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    beats walkies eh?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    wetherspoons unveils new line in beer fattened dog for post-brexit export drive to north korea
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Well love, I've downed 6 pints and you still look like a right dog.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Haw there doll. So ye want to ken whit a proper Brewdog has under his kilt, do ye? Jist hae a look at the size o' ma tongue.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    This one seems to have run its course. Honourable mentions go to Pinno and Shortfall, but Slowmart wins it with:
    Slowmart wrote:
    I can’t believe you don’t like pussy
    The floor is all yours, Slowie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Stevo

    epstein_trump.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "That my friend, is how to shaft someone properly".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i'll take the one with cute ponytails, but one word of this and you're dead meat
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? No, it's the vision of the very messy end to your life, my friend. Enjoy.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Donald and Jeffery were never any good at maths but they knew what goes into 13 twice.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Look at what you could have won"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    "Savile and Glitter aren't a patch on us"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Over there is my teenage daughter Ivanka. You know if she wasn't my own daughter I'd be dating her".

    "Funny you should mention that......"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Let me just wipe the coke from under bill werbeniuks nose.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    ...bill werbeniuks...

    He had to drink lots of beer. I mean, he had to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Pinno wrote:
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    ...bill werbeniuks...

    He had to drink lots of beer. I mean, he had to.
    One of the great drinkers of sport. 6 pints before a game and one per frame; up to 40 pints a day during competition. Wikipedia entry is inspirational from a strictly sporting perspective.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    "This will deffo be more fun than the Po Face Christmas party."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "You think you're the most hated man in the world Jeffrey? Nah! Look at that guy over there, he's MileMuncher".
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    looks, there's boris! bet he doesn't know i've been there first
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sungod wrote:
    i'll take the one with cute ponytails, but one word of this and you're dead meat


    Which actually made me laugh out loud, over to the deity on the isle of volcanic rock.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    B-52-Carpet-Bombing.gif
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “ Let’s bomb the poor” Tory re-election campaign had its critics
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,301
    Johnson, Duncan-Smith, Farage and Banks are having a meeting? Game on.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    Well if the EU won't talk to us...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Greenland? Not so f'ing green now is it....
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,988
    Well Ireland might stop going on about the ****ing backstop now.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Harry & Meaghan testing the “paparazzi” deterrent on their new private jet.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS

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