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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Well that's this round goosed.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Take that you foie gras eating Chelski fan
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Trump deploys guard Geese to keep the Stranraer ruffians from Turnberry Golf course.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And we thought American golf fans were rude and uncouth.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A Canadian reacts to America’s hardening stance on immigration
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Gary the Goose caddy became quite animated when Mark shanked a ball with a pitching wedge when he was told specifically to use a 5 iron.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I don't care if you did get here on a bike. No. Fecking. Cleats. On. The. Greens!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Goosee attacks sungod for not pulling his finger out and judging the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    well, the standard week is up, tbh i was hoping for entries along the lines of...

    strasbourg goose feasts on pusillanimous de pfeffel gras

    ...but most of you went golfy

    i hereby endow slowmart with the caption stick for:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Take that you foie gras eating Chelski fan
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Sun deity,I’ll post something suitable when I get back from my Saturday ride
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    tumblr_ndvdedRUKx1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

    It’s done when entires die off
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Lance mired in motor doping scandal following latest unsanctioned comeback.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Sagan protege takes the p155 out of Team As-Ta-Na.


    [Edit. BR censor bot offers wee-wee as an alternative to the alphabetic p155. Weird.]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shortfall wrote:
    Lance mired in motor doping scandal following latest unsanctioned comeback.


    Is the winner , take it away SF
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Thanks slowmart. Try this one.

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i knew it, communters
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The revamped Grand Tour show is sponsored by Hair and beard dye, Ginster pies and Jesus replica sandals
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    [I couldn't see the image so I edited the link]

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    The new Top sneer: No budget, no cars, no petrol, no performance, just dicks.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    'Last of the Summer Wine' remake creates a few ripples with its casting choices.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    no image so I'll just make up a random caption



    Rees Mogg attempts to unify the tory party come to a sticky end.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Not sure why the phone image isn't available for everyone, Pinno reported similar issues.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Does this work MF?

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Does this work MF?

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    all working thank you! now to think up something suitable for the new reformed MF.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shortfall wrote:
    Not sure why the phone image isn't available for everyone, Pinno reported similar issues.


    It might be a work filter that blocks images of fat cunts?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    The 3 stooges look a bit grumpy after they were refused purchase of KY jelly at Pinno's pop up shop.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Slam that stem Jeremy.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Cofidis announce their 2020 season sprint team.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    froome's rehab training squad awaits his arrival
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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