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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    The judges of this year's annual Margaret Thatcher Lookalike Competition were struggling to pick a winner from the three finalists...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Nah we'd better get a bloke to tell us which end is which.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    tell us where the nasty man touched you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite concerns regarding chain of custody and technical abilities police outsourcing for the forensic services continues
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    The oracles waited for a sign, who shall lead us from the brexit wilderness.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    #EWETOO
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Just another day at the Sheep Laxative Test Facility.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    As the likelihood of Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister looks increasingly likely, MI5 begin the final selection process for his body double.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    orraloon wrote:
    #EWETOO
    This is excellent.
    'loon wins teh internetz today (even though it was yesterday).
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    OK, I'll call this one now. As Hoppy has correctly predicted, Orraloon scoops the win with an inspired entry :D (and possibly the shortest caption ever in this comp).

    Take it away Looney.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Woohoo, I win teh internetz, I win teh internetz... Thanks Stevo.

    This week's subject simply has to be this one

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So your plan is to promise the earth to everyone then deliver nothing?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Do you think this picture will leak into the public domain Boris?"

    "It'll be on f*cking Bike Radar's caption competition by the end of the week darling!"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Even ugly Tories get decent dates.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "Darling, when I shouted 'exit', I meant... you know... would you like to... err,... the chocolate Starfish? Nothing to do with Europe."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "Of course, when I become Prime Minister, i'm going to have to create some legislation to shut down those bloody pop up shops run by Pinno. We can't have those rambunctious, itinerant, LSD driven drunken orgies happening right under our noses."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    "It's not you, it's me. I'm in love with Farage."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    ed sheeran is getting a bit chubby
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Right next time ring the daily mirror, they will pay more than the Gaurdian
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    smile or else
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Boris I wasn't even angry until you accused me of having a fanny like an empty headlock
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I'm sorry boris, I promise I will never mention your a ginger again.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Shortfall wrote:
    Boris I wasn't even angry until you accused me of having a fanny like an empty headlock
    Like putting your arm in trawlers hold.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Unsurprisingly, this one seems as popular as a choice between a de Pfeffel and a *unt. If only calling this would put us out of our misery. Happy days.

    Sungod's 'smile or else' is pretty much on the money, but LD takes it with his accurate portrayal of the morals of our likely next PM, deity of your choice help us all.
    Lincolndave wrote:
    Right next time ring the daily mirror, they will pay more than the Gaurdian

    Oh, and I like the Grauniad reference :D
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,632
    Have you PM'd him 'Loon?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    In communication. Pic posting problems. Suggested the tinypic.com method I use. Give him the statutory 24 hours else sungod gets it...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Ah well. Technology appears to have defeated LD. As per da roolz, then
    sungod wrote:
    smile or else
    sungod takes on the mantle.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    636601879148177130-canada-goos-attack.jpg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    When Donald predicted getting a birdie, this is not what he expected.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,990
    Being a golfer can help pull the birds after all.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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