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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Feminists deny image problem.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    last remaining tory-brexit party coalition mps march from their bolton hq, farage, johnson, mogg (left to right) out front
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    after the delay to the Caster Semenya case, the UKs newest 800m runners raised a few eyebrows
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Lawn Tennis Association denies that steroids are problem in women's game.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Denizens of Commuting Chat go out for a walk.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Love, do you want to see my flag pole?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    There was a strong field in this year's Susan Boyle lookalike competition.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Men With Merkins had a strong line-up for Britain's Worst Dressed judging day.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Who nicked our fixies?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Left wing cyclists go on a protest march after president Boris passes law making beards compulsory for all total bellends.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Brexit means brex-skirts
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    The Beardie Defence League go out protesting about the 'one dollar shave'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Half a dozen more Turkish barbers to open in Basingstoke.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Single speed riding, real ale drinkers protest about the incoming ban on wood fired stoves
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    250pgew.jpg

    "Look at the amount of facial fuzz I've grown since Looney started this caption comp."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    Loyal ERG members line up to tickle Boris Johnson's 4rse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Is the gift that keeps giving. Let's see what the Friday night std application of alcahol (sic) adds before I call it tomorrow.

    For info, the pic was taken in Antwerp last month during the World Beard & Moustache Championships; I note with interest the inclusion of the wheelie bin. Classy work.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Man who claimed to be winner of this year's beard of the year competition is accused of telling a bare faced lie.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited June 2019
    Beards become popular among men as a means of defence against Jo Brand inspired battery acid attacks.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    An entertaining series of offerings. CB takes it with
    Chris Bass wrote:
    after the delay to the Caster Semenya case, the UKs newest 800m runners raised a few eyebrows
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    It's been a while since I won!! Obviously I am the best!

    Give me a minute or two and I'll be back with a suitable picture
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Give this a go, thought I'd give politics/Brexit/Torries a miss

    images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSEFsqllX79-NXDeDaZctQ4QWOwYfuqcV6llmTYegfWaaDCpGGr
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Chris Bass wrote:
    thought I'd give politics/Brexit/Torries a miss
    Thank f*** for that.

    Winnie was soon to discover that getting her head trapped in the door was not a good idea when Pinno was riding the on the same bus.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    ...and to think she thought that defection to S Korea was a great idea.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited June 2019
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    edited June 2019
    ...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hong Kong resident sentenced by Chinese courts to 10 days service at a Chinese version of a glory hole
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pinno wrote:
    Shortfall wrote:
    The doors was a small chink left between the doors when they closed.

    I received death threats for that sort of remark.

    Had to edit the extra "doors" out this morning so it made sense.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Shortfall wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Shortfall wrote:
    The doors was a small chink left between the doors when they closed.

    I received death threats for that sort of remark.

    Had to edit the extra "doors" out this morning so it made sense.

    Not sure that was the word that needed editing the most
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The bus driver suggests it was an accident that he caught his ex wife’s head in the doors of his bus
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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