The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    the scene moments before the crouching assassin rammed his concealed assegai up the full length of rees-mogg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    Rees Mogg left his falsers behind just when a journalist asks him about his chances of becoming Prime Minister. Mogg replies "I hash a great shance of becomink prime minishter. Peopw wiw wote for me in dwoves, i'm shure".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Dennis Pennis sneaks up on JRM in an attempt to liven up yet another political caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Where’s my part time butler Stevo? When he’s not dodging tax on my behalf he polishes my shoes and irons my underwear
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The product of several generations of Tory inbreeding
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Slowmart wrote:
    Where’s my part time butler Stevo? When he’s not dodging tax on my behalf he polishes my shoes and irons my underwear
    Looks like Dennis wasn't that successful then :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Rees Mogg reacts to news that thousands set to lose jobs after collapse of British Steel.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Jacob Reece-Mogg calls for referendum on whether Game of Thrones final season should be remade.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Time to call this I think.

    and the winner is....
    sungod wrote:
    the scene moments before the crouching assassin rammed his concealed assegai up the full length of rees-mogg

    because the expression "full length" has made me chuckle each time I've read it.

    Take it away Sungod

    (I can't send a PM, he doesn't appear to be set up to accept them)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Time to call this I think.

    and the winner is....
    sungod wrote:
    the scene moments before the crouching assassin rammed his concealed assegai up the full length of rees-mogg

    because the expression "full length" has made me chuckle each time I've read it.

    Take it away Sungod

    (I can't send a PM, he doesn't appear to be set up to accept them)
    cheers, i shall return, with a pic
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    1000.jpg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It was unclear who hit who first, but Boris and Peter were made to sit together on the 'naughty table' for the rest of the day.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Boris and Jacob groaned on discovering they were the subject of the Caption Competition for the 800th time.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    A panel of judges carefully studies the entries for most original caption comp of 2019.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Shortfall wrote:
    Boris and Jacob groaned on discovering they were the subject of the Caption Competition for the 800th time.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris is confronted by the press regarding rumours he was May’s secret lover
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    news that all liars in public office will face prosecution sinks in
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Boris and Co try a spot of light relief from Brexit by reading Cake Stop threads.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    You w@nkers.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited June 2019
    Tory Brexiteers receive their invitations to the Cake Stop Christmas drinks.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    At least we aren't women
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The boys had grown tired of Anne Widdecombe's party piece with the ping pong balls.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    orraloon wrote:
    You w@nkers.
    succinct, though perhaps too kind, but still winner

    over to you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    GAFMO Looney.

    We eagerly await the 801st Boris/ Rees-Mogg/ Farage/ Trump based caption comp :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    Ah thank you. Apols for delay, been working... back soon...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,302
    250pgew.jpg

    Sorry to disappoint 'Dodger666 but have some fun with this.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    orraloon wrote:
    Ah thank you. Apols for delay, been working... back soon...
    Well that makes us suspicious for starters :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Jarmila Kratochvílová denied that past steroid abuse was responsible for her strange physical appearance.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    ZZ Top had just lost their edge somehow.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Scientists have perfected beard transplants using hair follicles from Don King's head.

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