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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Devon knows how they get it so creamy.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Oxoman regretted the decision to go for the "Bonus Points If You Run Naked" ParkRun in the snow.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Typical soft southerner. Leaving his shoes on.
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Snow covered sheep cause confusion for Welsh farmers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Met Police release statement that the death of another Russian spy wasn't suspicious
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    edited March 2018
    In Soviet Russia, snowball throws you!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    After 4 hours of continuous ejaculation in icy conditions and totally exhausted, Norman regretted taking triple the recommended dose of the extra strength virility tablets from Pinno's Pop up shop*.

    *£6.99 a pack - exclusive offer only available to BR memebrs. Guaranteed results.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Has been a somewhat lukecool response to a frankly rather uninspiring picture. To put an end to the pain...
    _Jon_ wrote:
    Typical soft southerner. Leaving his shoes on.

    ...takes the 'prize'. Well done, congrats all round, to you...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Why are we waiting...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Clever ^ eh? (I was bored waiting).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Thanks Oraloon.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Post Brexit Britain: Corporate banker manages to find a domestic job whilst the Bank of England is turned into another branch of Weatherspoons.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    If you're happy and you know it wear hi-viz,
    If you're happy and you... c'mon lads all join in.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Pinno wrote:
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    you left a dot, clever would be...
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
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    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Like that?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    after taking back control, post-brexit cabinet members oversee a demonstration of the new uk service economy in action
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Pinno wrote:
    Like that?

    that's more like it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Sungod: are you going to join in the Friday night squares thread because a) the cap fits and b) Bally is away burning himself (due to not first discussing it with a tabby of importance) so someone needs to fill his place temporarily.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    _Jon_ wrote:
    Thanks Oraloon.

    DXw5kocXUAEInI4_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqtGM11z57QUTCHo9iAvkPf5ut9nUk1H7v6_BKIaSlv1w.jpg

    If it helps anyone come up with a caption, that photo was taken on International Women's Day.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    Pinno wrote:
    Sungod: are you going to join in the Friday night squares thread because a) the cap fits and b) Bally is away burning himself (due to not first discussing it with a tabby of importance) so someone needs to fill his place temporarily.

    think i'd just started on the port, there comes a point in every day when i say hasta la vista interweb
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Blxxdy Wookiees, comin' over 'ere, takin' our jobs
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Woman gets one off special promotion on women's day.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "Well today's the day we let them do what they do best..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And to think I had to take it up the arse to get a job with a mop.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    I know it was only posted on Friday but after two days without any more entries, I think it's time to call it.

    The winner is.......
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Well today's the day we let them do what they do best..."

    Over to you.

    Why are we waiting?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Wahey, I haven't won in ages. Cheque's in the post Jon.

    Let's see what the company firewall will let me do...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Is this some kind of record for waiting for a pic?

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