The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Fishbot gets his comeuppance for trolling.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Lefties beat a hasty retreat from Cake Stop after duplicate account trolling scandal breaks.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    KFC's new logistical plan is struggling to meet demands.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
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    Self righteous Cake Stop bellend gets a good whipping after libelling Stevo :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok for me it's that time and the winner is Herr Pinno.
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo's new position wasn't quite as he had imagined but at least there were no hills to climb.

    Take it away babes.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Cheers CC. That Wiggle voucher is in the post.

    Back soon(ish).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Within current themes:

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    Winner when it fizzles out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No wonder a certain residence in the south west can't keep track of his multiple logins
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Slowmart wrote:
    No wonder a certain residence in the south west can't keep track of his multiple logins

    :lol::lol:
    Cringe!!!!!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Slowmart wrote:
    No wonder a certain residence in the south west can't keep track of his multiple logins
    We have a winner.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    on nigel's return to the ukip leader's desk, he found it was just as he had left it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Chaos is likely to ensue north of the border when secret camera footage emerges of IrnBru's bottling plant.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Bungle is still on teh internetz arguing about his Merlin order.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    One customer waits nervously to see if he's won the Pinno's pop up shop's fantastic 1 minute's free trolley raid.






    (Yeah I know you can't enter your own competition but I make the rules)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Bracketeers turn to booze 'n' tabs waiting for Pinno's decision.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    In a competition which underlined the complete lack of creativity or imagination, I chose this as the best of a poor lot. Even though the caption was predictable:
    orraloon wrote:
    Bungle is still on teh internetz arguing about his Merlin order.

    All yours Loon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pinno wrote:
    In a competition which underlined the complete lack of creativity or imagination, I chose this as the best of a poor lot. Even though the caption was predictable:
    orraloon wrote:
    Bungle is still on teh internetz arguing about his Merlin order.

    All yours Loon.


    Naff all to do with a shite image :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Slowmart wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    In a competition which underlined the complete lack of creativity or imagination, I chose this as the best of a poor lot. Even though the caption was predictable:
    orraloon wrote:
    Bungle is still on teh internetz arguing about his Merlin order.

    All yours Loon.

    Naff all to do with a shite image :wink:

    You are loosing your touch Slowmart. Must be old age creeping up on you. :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Ach buttox, so I need to find a piccie. Back later.

    Course, wot wiv taxdodger666's 'issues' with leftie bollox it will need to be one of cute kittens or summat.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Nah, nae kittens. In keeping with the season. Have fun.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    orraloon wrote:
    Ach buttox, so I need to find a piccie. Back later.

    Course, wot wiv taxdodger666's 'issues' with leftie bollox it will need to be one of cute kittens or summat.
    Nah, just some sound advice on how not to make it tedious caption comp :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Charlie says "When your day is done, and you want to ride on"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    "The STD clinic told me to put ice on it".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    prince Harry’s cunning plan to keep a low profile and not to wear a nazi uniform to his stag do didn’t quite work out
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo’s celebrations on his latest promotion take a turn for the worst after he eyes an attractive snow drift.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oi Govey, stop humping the snow, it’s not Boris lying there you know
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Blowjobs after chilies are not a good idea


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    rees-mogg begins to regret his potted plant comment
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Meanwhile in Cornwall, the melting snow uncovers a mystery man with multiple log ins.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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