The return of...Caption Competition

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    "What do you mean, you can't come up with a suitable caption, think man think."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Remember that scene in 'There's Something About Mary'?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    I bought this super self defence book from Pinno's European pop up shop.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Bungle, you got your refund yet?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Corporal Verhofstadt, I told you not to give those Brits your name!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Come on chaps keep 'em coming. I was expecting at least a few bumming references! I'm calling it tomorrow.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Here let me ruffle your hair and it will look just like they are wearing it up there in Bummingham.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    crumbschief wrote:
    Here let me ruffle your hair and it will look just like they are wearing it up there in Bummingham.

    ......is this week's winner. Congrats.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Cheers

    I can't find any other good pics,if anyone can find one and put it on.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    391AD28E00000578-3828745-image-a-8_1476000906084.jpg

    a little bit of sick just came up

    you can choose the winner matey
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I got you the gig as leader, suck my white English manhood otherwise you'll be gone in two weeks
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I fucked the tories up their arse now it's your turn
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Wot happened to the Gary Glitter look-a-likey? This place is getting weird wot wiv Sundays being Mondays and all. Nurse, more digestives please.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    sungod wrote:
    391AD28E00000578-3828745-image-a-8_1476000906084.jpg

    a little bit of sick just came up

    you can choose the winner matey
    Already had this one. Can we have something original without a centre leftiebollox theme?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    How about thius? (CC picks da winna):

    GettyImages-72307982.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Lefties flog hard working taxpayers to sub all the lazy feckers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    davis's post-brexit vision realised, he is flogged through the wasteland by mad theresa
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    A race to the bottom in a Mad Max style dystopia. Now where have I heard that before?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When 'The Archers' converted to television, it came with a few surprises.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Bungle dreams of thrashing Merlin's customer services manager.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    edited February 2018
    "F*cking hurry up Norman; it's nearly closing time at Pinno's end of Tranny accessory bin sale at his pop up shop".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Although the whip seemed like another step on the long road to redemption, Norman found the chaffing on his testicles from the fish net stockings a step too far in the name of Catholic penance.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    edited February 2018
    Orraloon's Ma say's "Ya better noo be late fer yer tea*, ya miserable chookta"..

    *Scottish tea, not English tea and not to be mistaken for the beverage.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    edited February 2018
    Gone are the happy halcyon days of Camembert and champagne breakfasts on Eurostar, pineapple, wfh, coffee, webex and soggy rides around London parks for SG 10 years post Brexit but on the upside, he's happy doing his taxi rounds, no longer slave to the gmc.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,643
    Stevo's new position wasn't quite as he had imagined but at least there were no hills to climb.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Orraloons' first attempt at landscape gardening didn't turn out too well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Hoppy soon regretted sending his CV to Stevo.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,309
    Orraloon looks pretty cool in fishnet, dontcha think? Suits you sir.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    hopkinb wrote:
    Hoppy soon regretted sending his CV to Stevo.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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