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  • trivial_poursuivant
    trivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    Echo
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Morgan looks for the last vestiges of his self respect
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Your anus is not as odious as that Rees Mogg bloke Donny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    as trump and morgan start a human caterpillar, mogg, gove, johnson await their turn
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Piers goes looking for the missing Tory leadership
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Realising that the real thing is full of sh1t, Donald decides to add a bit of realism when he inflates his Piers Morgan Blow-up Doll.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Donald squeazes out a massive Sh1t which looks remarkably like Piers Morgan
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    from here i does look a bit like you are actually just an 4rsehole
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Slowmart wrote:
    Donald squeazes out a massive Sh1t which looks remarkably like Piers Morgan


    It seems to have fizzled out so it's over to Slowmart.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    cheers SF

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    It's done Friday
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Even the chavs get shirty about yet another centre lefty political caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Some passionate Remain voters explain why they couldn't be arsed to vote in the referendum
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    "WTF are you dressed like?"
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    We are all going to vote Labour because Jezza says he will nationalise everything and only rich folk will have to work.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    so then i said "antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem", and gave 'im a right slap
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    2 @rseholes from either side of the divide share their common concern about the above inflation price rise of Anusol.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Well Mister, it's 50 quid for a w@nk and spank and another 50 if you want me to dress up as Corbyn.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Rees Mogg was very sympathetic to Stevo's rant about people on BR not accepting aggressive tax avoidance schemes as legitimate.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    RM was slightyl concerned about the chav's construction of latin prose but when he explained that he got the course complete with audio CD's for 99p at Pinno's pop up shop, he was forgiven.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Scab Mogg has to negotiate the picket line on the way into his "zero hours contract" moonlighting job at Sports Direct


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Jacob's mind was firmly on the pillowy softness of nanny's bosom when he was forced to interact with people who didn't appreciate his pithy Latin epigrams.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Anyhow, when were finished here mate, were going round to do over a posh blokes house - he must be loaded as he's got a second hand Merc.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    Smug starts to have doubts about listening to the voice of the people.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Jacob Rees Mogg reverses his opposition to abortion after chance meeting with local chavs.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Mogg listens carefully as a voter explains the possible benefits of a "bling" standard, innit.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    "Listen 4-eyes, it's only coz of the likes of me voting for Brexit that means you have a sniff of becoming PM so you're our b1tch now."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shortfall wrote:
    Well Mister, it's 50 quid for a w@nk and spank and another 50 if you want me to dress up as Corbyn.


    Is the winner
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    juncker.png?resize=540%2C635&ssl=1

    Let's see if Mr Juncker provokes some filthy responses.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    and when you get behind davis, give him a good slap like this
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Shortfall wrote:
    juncker.png?resize=540%2C635&ssl=1
    .

    WHACK!

    Fcuks sake Claude, what the fcuk is that all about?

    Sh!t, sorry Guy, I thought you were Nigel, you're sitting in his usual seat.

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