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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Shortfall wrote:
    Pinno's dyslexic neighbour unfortunately mistook his advert for a Plop Up Shop.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    Listen, if Dumoulin can do it...
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I lied to myself right from the start
    And I've just worked out that I'm falling apart.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "I still say it would have been better to call a plumber to get the toilet fixed.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    MF's neighbours escalate their dispute
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Rees Mogg's neighbour can't stand the self righteous grandstanding any more and takes direct action
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    Sharon tests out her concept of live streaming
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    Just a normal day in Kettering.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    Know Your Neighbour Week proves interesting for Sid, behind the fence planting some daffodils.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Sandra always made a sh1t job of painting the fence.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited February 2018
    Regarding politics, Sandra was prepared to merely sit on the fence until it came to the subject of Donald Trump


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    having finally got hold of a bird, coopster and his mate make a right brexit of it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Sandra's neighbour bought a Trek and when he parked it in the garden she showed him exactly what she thought of it.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Milk milk lemonade over the fence chocolates made.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Bracketeers leave Pinno a subtle message in his back garden to remind him to judge the bloody caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Out of a sh1t lot; winner winner, chicken dinner:
    Shortfall wrote:
    Pinno's dyslexic neighbour unfortunately mistook his advert for a Plop Up Shop.

    Over to you SF.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    s2b390.jpg

    Here we go again. Have fun with Donald and Piers.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    tiny photo proves to be a real pain in the ar5e for the caption contest
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    I say Donny - you smell better than Pinno's Plop Up shop.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Yeah sorry about the image size, I don't know how to upload a bigger pic. Can anyone resize it for me?
  • trivial_poursuivant
    trivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    Not sure I like the look of these new novelty balloons
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Broke him? I nearly rectum.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    I have the best ass, the bigliest ass, so get right in... ahh, covfefe...
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Big Don wondered what the fcuk he could have eaten to produce such a rancid, festering, odiferous turd.
  • trivial_poursuivant
    trivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    Slightly off topic but does anyone know if a similar image of Melania and Susanna Reid exists? :wink:
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Trivial poursuivant wrote:
    Slightly off topic but does anyone know if a similar image of Melania and Susanna Reid exists? :wink:
    God I hope so!!!!!!!!!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    someone on b3ta made a 3d model of it... https://media.giphy.com/media/l4pTbCvzn ... /giphy.gif
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Don,You've been a busy boy, I can taste Farage and there's a stale whiff of Boris and Rees Mogg.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    So, this where you get all of your policies from.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    I hear you loud and clear Donny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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