The return of...Caption Competition

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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "When I said I'd always fancied trying anal I didn't really have this in mind Sarge.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    See the US - UK 'special' relationship in action.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    "It'll be worse than this the next time you get me a £5.75 bottle of wine."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Coopster gets Royally shafted by the White Horse of truth.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    I ain't black and I ain't white. Take that you racist pig.
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  • F@ck tha police
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Modern real life remake of 'Muffin The Mule' doesn't quite go to plan.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    hey Neddy is that a truncheon or are you pleased to see me?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Extra baton training for the Mounted Division of the Metropolitan Police before an Arsenal match.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    "I'm feeling a little horse Sarge, do you think I'm getting the 'flu?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    A bit like the caption comp, Dobbin was headed for the knackers yard.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,223
    C0ck on c0ck action
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You're not going to sh1t properly for a week
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Broke him? Damn nearly wrecked him.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Broke him? Damn nearly wrecked him.

    'Rectum' ? :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Broke him? Damn nearly wrecked him.

    'Rectum' ? :roll:


    Rectum.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    (^ medic eh?! Alright, i'll do it)

    Rectum? Nearly bloody killed him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Ah, this was mine. I think we've come to a natural conclusion.
    Pinno wrote:
    That's the last time you tell me to f*cking 'giddy up'...

    Monsieur Le Pin. He win!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Back soon. Cheers H3.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    Take it away guys, Winner when it fizzles out:

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    MF takes his penchant for throwing sh1t into next door's garden to a new level


    Edit:- That is TDV isn't it?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno's next door neighbours take pity on him and give him some free garden fertiliser.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,644
    You don't want to win do you Stevo?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Trumps border wall budget was not as grand as first proposed
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno wrote:
    You don't want to win do you Stevo?
    OK it was a bit sh1t :) But judges need to have a sense of humour.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,310
    "Yeah, is that You've Been Framed? Got a clip here for you."
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Hello, is that environmental health? Our neighbour's bush has gotten out of control and is starting to encroaching on our land.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Podium girls take direct action against the killjoys who put them out of jobs.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pinno's dyslexic neighbour unfortunately mistook his advert for a Plop Up Shop.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Does my bum look big in this? I promise I won't take a fence
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes