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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Ever wondered what happened to Colin Montgomerie?
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Lib Dem candidate feels he has nothing to lose after seeing the election result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ron Davies looking for badgers.
  • Guernsey Donkey
    Guernsey Donkey Posts: 144
    If it was Colin Montgomerie, it would be a Golf not a Range Rover!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cornerblock wrote:
    V-tech had customised many cars in lots of different ways, but being asked to smash it's back doors in was an odd request.

    The winner. :D
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Cheers Slowmart, another blue success! Ok here's one for you all, decision on Tuesday.

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Yes, I did put down Prince of England as my occupation on my child's birth certificate.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    This is the hand I use when thinking about her sisters ar5e
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    This isn't just a high 5, its a royal highness 5
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    High fiving the proles leaves one a finger short when up at Sandringham.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Manc33 on left: "Now just where is the Lizard People's mother ship?"
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Hands up if you're punching above your weight
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Live long and prosper.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Little and ring are for the butt, middle and index for the front bottom and the thumb for stimulation......unless there's a Royal request for something different and one can't turn down a Royal request...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    matthew h wrote:
    This is the hand I use when thinking about her sisters ar5e


    Winner. Over to you matthew.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    So as Pina has defaulted, I'm giving the win to Bally.
    Ballysmate wrote:
    The Argies discovered that the Veet reviews on Amazon were not exaggerations. :shock:

    Get your brush in gear Basil...

    ''Topic reply notification' stopped working :roll:

    But cheers for the thumbs up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Cornerblock wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    This is the hand I use when thinking about her sisters ar5e


    Winner. Over to you matthew.

    Tick tock
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    yeah!!!!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
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    winner announced on Saturday
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The pep talk from Nigel pearson backfired
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Matth realises the car purchase was a huge mistake and buries his head in the sand properly by doing a 180 on his bike.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
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    Works better for Shite than Sand. ask the Crudders!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Pinno gives a visual demonstration of his attitude to downhilling.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo presents his bum crack as a bike rack.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Red Ed's mistake costs yet another win......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Post election and the mass burial grave for deselected labour and Lib Dem MP's ran out of room for the last one....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Later in A&E, Sven conceded that perhaps using high strength Loctite on his cleats and pedals had not been one of his better ideas.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Slowmart wrote:
    Post election and the mass burial grave for deselected labour and Lib Dem MP's ran out of room for the last one....

    Winner winner chicken dinner
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting!

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