The return of...Caption Competition

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  • And the winner is Origami02
    with
    She couldn't help feeling that maybe, just maybe, Reliant had cut some corners in the development of their three wheel concept rally car........
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Blimey T & W you're keen.

    Still in the spirit of FIFA I'll ignore good governance and submit a late and totally inappropriate submission..


    Sepp Blatter's wheel came off his Russian/Qatar made vehicle when his driver hits American law enforcement head on.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting
  • matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting

    Practicing a new life-skill?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    That's 2 in a row for Origami. Why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    OK, OK I'm coming, NO!!!!!!!!! not like that.... I mean give me a minute, be right there :|
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Origami02 wrote:
    OK, OK I'm coming, NO!!!!!!!!! not like that.... I mean give me a minute, be right there :|

    Still waiting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Tick follows tock follows tick... He waits...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    528932373.jpg?w=680&h=408
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147

    Master-waiter he is :D (the Guinness guy)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Arsenal resort to desperate tactics in their efforts to finally beat Chelsea.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A most rare species was spotted recently, a big footballing beast with dignity.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Sep Blatter contrives a conceptual photo that encapsulates his career.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Taking the ball by the horn.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Taking the ball by the horn.


    Very good.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Football is in the horns of a dilemma
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    OK.. clearly I can't win, but having recently been cycling in the Lake district I couldn't resist :

    Wrynose Pass
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Neal, a regular coke user, was finding the transition to ecstasy tablets a bit of a trial.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The new CGI scenes from Bedknobs and Broomsticks football match almost look real.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Is this over yet? Who da winner origami?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Oh why, oh why
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Are we
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    coz orgasmi is suffocating....

    fat-woman-on-skinny-man1.jpg


    I did find a more interesting image but I don't want a permanent ban..... :twisted:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Slowmart wrote:
    coz orgasmi is suffocating....

    fat-woman-on-skinny-man1.jpg


    I did find a more interesting image but I don't want a permanent ban..... :twisted:
    Generous as it is of you to share your personal photos...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    coz orgasmi is suffocating....

    fat-woman-on-skinny-man1.jpg


    I did find a more interesting image but I don't want a permanent ban..... :twisted:
    Generous as it is of you to share your personal photos...

    Bet she regrets wearing her big pants
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    I PM'd him. If no reply by this sort of timeish tomorrow, we'll draw straws. From what matth tells me, Stevo has the smallest straw anyway, so he can pick a winner.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    I PM'd him. If no reply by this sort of timeish tomorrow, we'll draw straws. From what matth tells me, Stevo has the smallest straw anyway, so he can pick a winner.
    Your wife disagrees, but in any event I'm happy to stand in as judge on this one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]