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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    They don't call him slowfart for nothing...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Probably still in the pub
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Morning losers, winner Tuesday

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    That's it. Hold him steady while I take him from behind.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    The moderators have become more bullish
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Voters flee from left wing bull.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    Feeling horny isn't always good
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Pinno's wish to be skewered by a big hunk of beef was misinterpreted by the genie in the bottle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    Ironically, after this close encounter of the bull's horn kind, despite his shirt Rory no longer was a real man.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    "When you said that we should do Bangkok, this wasn't what I was expecting"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
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    Ted finally got the point of the Village People wearing Chapps........
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    You f*cking bastard! You'll be McDonalds tomorrow.
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Apparently, all that stuff about Al Gore being a philanthropist was a load of old bull...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jesus Christ! things were bad enough without you farting in my face.
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Fair play, these 3D glasses really are the dog's, but are you absolutely sure that this is the Robert De Niro version of raging bull ??
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    All things considered, the lads from the ad agency preferred working with the PG chimps.
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    All those Ginger jokes eventually pushed his buttons..........
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    As fashion Faux Pax go, this one was a doozy. On any other day the conjoined twins wouldn't be seen dead wearing red. Mind you, finally having an arcxshole each was something of a silver lining....
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    " NO! Al Gore, I said I wanted to meet Al Gore"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Having successfully exited the china shop without paying for the damage, all he had to do now was to shake off the angry proprietors, and leap the fence before the cops arrived.........
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    "It was a metaphor you moron !"......Cried Bill as he ruefully reflected on how, with hindsight, imploring Ted to "seize the day!" or even "grasp the nettle!" might have a been better ........
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    After many years of being scathingly dismissive of the animal-rights lobby, he finally "got their point".
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Origami02 wrote:
    After many years of being scathingly dismissive of the animal-rights lobby, he finally "got their point".

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,022
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I can smell pussy but I can't find any......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    The next door neighbours cat takes a sneak peak at Mikey's cat deterrent and goes away laughing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Winston's sense of impending doom was intensified by the distant tones of the jaws theme.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    "Look at that stupid ugly flea infested dog begging for a treat..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,640
    Marmite balances up the pro's and con's of sticking his claws into the dog's testicles. Sure it would be amusing but can he put of with the squealing?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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