The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    The winner of 'Miss Stranraer 2015' is announced.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The winner of 'Miss Stranraer 2015' is announced.

    Better looking than the last one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    That pooch won't be looking so smug when he learns i've been pi55ing in his drinking water
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Why are we waiting...for a result
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Because we are still waiting for some quality captions!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    matthew h wrote:
    Because we are still waiting for some quality captions!

    I see that you made an effort.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Because we are still waiting for some quality captions!

    I see that you made an effort.

    I saw one comment that I liked & haven't come up with anything funnier! (as normal)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Matth's hangover selfie goes viral.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2015
    If Orgasmi is a no show by Tuesday does someone else want to pick a winner out of the dismal efforts above?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Psst! You looking for khat? Pussy? Meow meow?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Slowmart's attempt at a selfie gets photobombed by a cat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Tyred&weary wrote:
    Winston's sense of impending doom was intensified by the distant tones of the jaws theme.

    D winner folks :D ,,,,,,,,,, Though I did think the deadline was on Tuesday :?:
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Whoops - I wasn't expecting that. I doubt he was expecting this either.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sorry luv, I didn't see you as it went really dark...........
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    fat girl's fat arse breaks car shocker
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The phantom tyre eater is spotted.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Don't worry lads - I have a spare tyre around my waist you can use.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    It wasn't just the Premier League Footballers, Transformers had also been at the Nitrous oxide
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Boy racer 0 Pina's trattor 1
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    "Sorry! I only sat on the bumper"
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Top Gear's budget had seen some cut backs since Clarkson left.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    She couldn't help feeling that maybe, just maybe, Reliant had cut some corners in the development of their three wheel concept rally car........
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Johnny 5 hadn't aged well
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Vtech's re-mapping of this baby didn't go so well. The car didn't fair well either.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Another modded flaky Italian gets wiped out by a stray clansman.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ed Balls maths are called into question again when Ed's newly designed car fails the stress test of carrying a fat pie eater to the chippy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Hmmm........ that was simply scrummy ! Next I'm going to eat your catalytic converter with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    The pace notes read : Flat-out straight to brow, 90 degree left 500 mtrs after brow, caution Large Dyke RHS on exit......
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    The winner of the 'Woman parker of the year' award pondered her last effort.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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