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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Nicola Sturgeon with Plaid Cymru's Leanne Wood and Green Party leader Natalie Bennett before make up prior to their TV appearance..
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Sometimes it's better to take the rhoypnol yourself
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    And the winner for topical humour after discovering that gravity doesn't really exist is:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    The 'Zero G Hen Party' wasn't quite the good time they thought it would be.

    Over to you Slogger.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Time for a 'comical' interlude:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    John Terry Almost drew the line at his new team mates wives! ( Almost but not )
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Just checked in on this to find I've won. :shock:

    I'll have a look for a pic in the morning. Sorry for the delay.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    tim wand wrote:
    John Terry Almost drew the line at his new team mates wives! ( Almost but not )

    That one has gone TW. We're waiting for the Slog.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    here you go. Judgement at 2pm weds.

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    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Wiggle unveil their new manual pump from Malaysia.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Moments later, Giang Jun's testicles exploded when the pressure reversed.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Liverpoool fans make a complete hash of copying Raheem Sterling's latest off-pitch antics.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Too posh to pump and air cylinders too heavy to carry? The new rapha accessory....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Pinno's loons try a new twist on the 'yard of ale' competition.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    " Do you like Spaghetti Hoops?"
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo went to great lengths to get relief for his piles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Seantheconn resorts to inferior models after Belinska disappeared inexplicably somewhere in Poland.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Matthew h's minions fill his inner tubes with beer after he insists on riding with at least a gallon of ale.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    After a romantic evening together in Camden, Stevo and V68 sought comfort to relieve their aching bottoms.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Later, while recovering in hospital, he realised the comment about clearing sinuses had been a joke and he suffered an even greater sense of humour failure.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Manc33 started to wonder whether some of the advice he'd received in his "Best way to inflate cheap Chinese tubes off eBay" thread was genuine!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It's way past the deadline, and the entries seem to have dried up anyway. So...
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Wiggle unveil their new manual pump from Malaysia.

    Is the winner.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    He's probably practising some gnarly moves at the skate park.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    He's probably practising some gnarly moves at the skate park.

    Getting 'rad' on the barbie scooter :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    He's probably practising some gnarly moves at the skate park.

    Getting 'rad' on the barbie scooter :)
    Bet he wishes he'd bought the 'Diva 24' now.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Cheers Sloggy. Back soon (ish) with a pic.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Here we go, winner picked on Sunday.

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A proud father thought Junior was straining to lift the bar, but was disappointed to find he was straining to fill his nappy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballys mini me spotted in gym
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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