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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    So as Pina has defaulted, I'm giving the win to Bally.
    Ballysmate wrote:
    The Argies discovered that the Veet reviews on Amazon were not exaggerations. :shock:

    Get your brush in gear Basil...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ta Stevo
    Keeping with the sporting theme, well rounders actually...

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pina's disappearance was solved when his lipstick was spotted .......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited May 2015
    I don't care what you think you can see, I'm telling you I tuck it in the top of my sock!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    It's like a c0ck, only smaller
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    After it was pointed out, the team coach regretted getting a stiffy on prime time TV.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    'Strike 3'...'You're Out!'
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Blimey it must be cold.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Akirasho
    Akirasho Posts: 1,892
    ... two balls and a strike...
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    No, not that third base.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    you've got the dreaded dribble
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    And you say I'm batting for the other team!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Off to the docs for you. I told you having John Terry's sloppy seconds would not turn out well.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The winner is Slowmart!
    Slowmart wrote:
    Pina's disappearance was solved when his lipstick was spotted .......

    Take it away my sluggish friend.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2015
    Cheers



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    Edited for compliance and governance.......Winner picked on Saturday unless the fellow forum members shoot their load prematurely and the thread runs dry...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When he split from his wife and she said "you can have all my belongings and as for the Range Rover, bugger that", it's possible that Gordon might have misunderstood.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
    The Police had to prosecute when photographic evidence showed that one of his victims was only 8 years old at the time of the offence.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo was disappointed with the result of his 'dirt path' sex attempt
  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
    Every year Dave gave her a full service and topped up the fluids.
  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
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    Dave loved a bit of 4x4play.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Slowmart fancied a Range Rover....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Steve Bruce has let himself go a bit.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Billy Bremner shows an unexpected feminine side.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    ^ Chapeau sir.
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    The marketing guys clearly misunderstood the very brief, brief : "switchable 4x4 trany' , direct injection, sexy off roader"
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    orraloon wrote:
    Steve Bruce has slimmed down a bit.


    FTFY
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Honestly, it just reversed right on to me.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Origami02
    Origami02 Posts: 147
    Pull up to the bumper baby............
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Following on from his release from cbeebies for allegedly saying you sign 'Cross Dressing', Mr Tumble tries out for the lead job on Top Gear.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    V-tech had customised many cars in lots of different ways, but being asked to smash it's back doors in was an odd request.

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