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  • Aphorism
    Aphorism Posts: 11
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    When Sally said Dave could spend a whole day sticking his sword into her, this is not what he expected.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Who'd have thought that the coconut shell left in the art and drama classroom would have led to this?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo's chest protector seemed inadequate when Arran whipped out his pork sword to go down hilling
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    And the winner is....

    Over to you Tim. And make it quick, the natives don't like waiting :wink:
    tim wand wrote:
    North Korean hackers get at Sony's 2015 release of Assassins Creed.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    In time honoured tradition....

    Why are we waiting? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    How long do we have to wait, is this really acceptable...?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Sorry, Busy day recovering all city links jobs.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The World high muff diving competition kicks off in Greece.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    The morning after Gulliver's Christmas party and there's more than one total wreck on Liliput beach.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Abramovich parks up his yacht as he goes in search of another massive diver to add the his team of cheats!

    :wink:
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    City Boy decides to end it all after running out of excuses and realising that Chelsea are better than City. :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Larry regretted inhaling quite so much helium, doubly so since nobody could hear his cries for help.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Matthew h gets to Bike Park Wales and discovers that the drop offs are a bit bigger than he expected.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    UKIP Job advert. Wanted, migrant to work as target practice, must be prepared to travel.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Roman and V tech use a impartial party to establish who has the biggest yacht
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Timmeh, when are the results announced?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Even though City Boy took the Bait and beat Stevo to the punch line! I think the Spurs result is enough for him this week. So in the interests of a bit of fresh blood!


    Larry regretted inhaling quite so much helium, doubly so since nobody could hear his cries for help.

    Over to you TyredandWeary!!!
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    What's the delay.......?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    tim wand wrote:
    Even though City Boy took the Bait and beat Stevo to the punch line! I think the Spurs result is enough for him this week.
    I was worried we'd never hear from you again after the Southampton game yesterday :wink:

    Anyhow, where were we? Oh yeah - why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
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    Let's give it until Tuesday evening.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Alvin and the Chipmunks do Halloween Part 13 really didn't do well for Disney.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don't be a twot, its new year not halloween.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    edited January 2015
    Trust me, I jump through his tent flap with this on me head, and Bear Grylls will sh1t himself!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Your mask isn't as scary as my piles
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    C'mon lads FFS. We've got to come up with some amusing skit. If those f*cking meerkats can do it, so can we.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Grey squirrels had a cunning disguise to steal red squirrels nut sack.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Tufty, when I said,"Show me your nuts, I didn't mean 'Show me you're nuts' "
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    The squirrels attempt at a 'Mission Impossible' style mask needed some refining.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Man City resort to trying to disguise their dodgy loan signings to get round UEFA financial fair play rules.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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