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  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Santa's plan to cut down on his work by making it a family business hits a new low.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Wayne Bridges " kids " find out they will be spending Christmas with their real Dad this year!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I'm so sorry lads and I feel bad too, Colinthecop didn't find who nicked all Santa's presents.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Dicky Attenborough realises that his "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Kids" was not going to be an easy film to make.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Santa realises that he's overstepped the mark when the kids discover what he meant when he said they could empty his sack.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Arran suddenly realises he's more than 1,100 posts behind Stevo again.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Usmanov junior and Abramovic junior get upset as Santa doesn't bring miniature Lamborghini's for them as promised.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    One of the Bottom Bracket mods gets a seasonal job as Santa and proves to just as popular at that.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo regretes being a cheap skate and skimping on the Santa experience for his children when Santa tells his children that they can "pull his cracker".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo's lack of numeracy skills has unintended consequences for the nation. Again. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    [The deadline for entries is almost up. Any entries posted after the time limit may not count and the poster may be charged]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Get on and judge it, you'll not get any worthwhile efforts being posted on Christmas day :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Father Christmas' attempts to convince himself his children really looked like him took on a new desperation.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    ...and the winner is:
    City Boy wrote:
    Reality hits home as Christmas is cancelled due to French Elves blockading all of Lapland's sled loading bays in a row over Christmas working hours.

    Over to you City Boy...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Get on with it :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Some of you children are very impatient ffs :roll:

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    Winner announced on Monday.....
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    North Korean hackers get at Sony's 2015 release of Assassins Creed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Arsenals' new central defenders take a bow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Crazed Welsh tribal lads wait for a mad downhiller from London when they heard he had shagged their favourite sheep.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Arran and matt h sport the 2015 crudder collection for the new craze which goes along the lines of 'Running the Gauntlet' (pi$$ed).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Later, while he was recovering, Arthur regretted not going for the C cup.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo and Cornerblock 'tool-up' in readiness to defend Chelsea's honour, following criticism of their playing style :wink:
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    City's most difficult opposition in December gets ready to play.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Fantasy role play experts act out a weird parallel reality where everything is exactly the same as normal, except that City aren't ****ing desperate to win the Champions League.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    City fans finally lose their rag over Chelsea piss taking and go on the rampage.





    :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sean always claimed to be a bit of a swordsman...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    UKIP's new candidate selection process starts.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The arms embargo on the Ukraine meant the antagonists reverted to a more basic conflict resolution.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    G4 Security are being criticised again for their recruitment process.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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