Retard thinks Muddyfox BMX is better than GT
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You've not added a lime and chopped liver to your mum's shopping list then, lol?...0
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:I do love anything thats hands on really.
Most other teenagers dont.
That's because they have a lime, and some string0 -
Hahaha...omg...i knew someone would relate "hands on" to something to do with wanking.
And definitely not!
Although chopped and fried liver (never wash it before you cook it) tastes amazing...and by chance, the lemon/lime makes it so much better... 0 -
Do you add your special home made mayonnaise?...0
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Your mum does...0
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Haha
Yeah...well...your mum's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on... ooooo 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Haha
Yeah...well...your mum's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on... ooooo
Your first retaliation, and you use...that? C'mon Gt you must of learnt something from the Crud0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Haha
Yeah...well...your mum's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on... ooooo
Just the way you like 'em - you were typing that left handed, weren't you, lol?...
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Pesky Jones wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Haha
Yeah...well...your mum's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on... ooooo
Your first retaliation, and you use...that? C'mon Gt you must have learnt something from the Crud
Hahaha. If i were properly retaliating i would never use that! haha. I love those kind of jokes, i know loads of them but i would never use one if i were properly retaliating. 0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Haha
Yeah...well...your mum's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on... ooooo
Just the way you like 'em - you were typing that left handed, weren't you, lol?...
LOL. Thats nasty! Proof that i have good taste in women: Ive thought that Mila Kunis is the hottest woman in the world for quite some time. Then she got voted as the hottest woman in the world the other day
And if what you were suggesting would be true, it would the right hand typing....LOL! 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Proof that i have good taste in women: Ive thought that Mila Kunis is the hottest woman in the world for quite some time.
Seriously?:
If that's the world's hottest woman then I'd hate to see your munter list, lol - you need to get out more... 0 -
Mate, i get out alot! Im a bikeradar member FFS, im out more than most people my age!
You just purposely took the ugliest picture of her! Everyone has their ugly photos though.
And yes, seriously
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Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Proof that i have good taste in women: Ive thought that Mila Kunis is the hottest woman in the world for quite some time.
Seriously?:
If that's the world's hottest woman then I'd hate to see your munter list, lol - you need to get out more...
I still would0 -
welshkev wrote:
I still would
I was about to say that myself, so would i.0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:You just purposely took the ugliest picture of her! Everyone has their ugly photos though.
The camera doesn't lie, but, by fuck, Photoshop does, lol... Anyone can look great with a professional studio photographer and a couple of hours retouching by a Photoshop artist, but that real picture is what you're gonna wake up next to in the morning...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/734962/ad ... hin_woman/0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:You just purposely took the ugliest picture of her! Everyone has their ugly photos though.
The camera doesn't lie, but, by fuck, Photoshop does, lol... Anyone can look great with a professional studio photographer and a couple of hours retouching by a Photoshop artist, but that real picture is what you're gonna wake up next to in the morning...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/734962/ad ... hin_woman/0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:You just purposely took the ugliest picture of her! Everyone has their ugly photos though.
The camera doesn't lie, but, by fark, Photoshop does, lol... Anyone can look great with a professional studio photographer and a couple of hours retouching by a Photoshop artist, but that real picture is what you're gonna wake up next to in the morning...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/734962/ad ... hin_woman/
Just watched that video. That guy has skill! And that was a good example. You are definitely right though!
Mila kunis still looks stunning in photos that arent studio shots or model shots or anything. Have a look on google. 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Just watched that video. That guy has skill! And that was a good example. You are definitely right though!
There's pretty much no limits to what a talented Photoshop artist can do, it's a hugely powerful (and bloody expensive) piece of software. You should see what he did to those pics of your mum...Mila kunis still looks stunning in photos that arent studio shots or model shots or anything. Have a look on google.
I did (I had to, I have no idea who she is)- the haggard pic was one of the first to come up on Google images, lol. Can't say that she's much to write home about in the heavily retouched pics either though. It'd have to be a very small world for her to be the hottest woman in it, lol.0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:There's pretty much no limits to what a talented Photoshop artist can do, it's a hugely powerful (and bloody expensive) piece of software. You should see what he did to those pics of your mum...
Ive gotta bust out another one of my lines....your mums so fat, she stepped on the scales and her telephone number popped up...Kowalski675 wrote:I did (I had to, I have no idea who she is)- the haggard pic was one of the first to come up on Google images, lol. Can't say that she's much to write home about in the heavily retouched pics either though. It'd have to be a very small world for her to be the hottest woman in it, lol.
Hmm. I know what you mean. Obviously there will always be women that would blow Mila Kunis away because they are so beautiful, but they arent famous so no one knows! I think she is the hottest celebrity though, definitely. She has that "cute" look to her, if you know what i mean. Its not all like "i have massive tits, a nice arse and blonde hair" If you know what i mean.0 -
I'm not into blondes, lol (well, I was in one recently, but they're not my first choice...) I found myself watching Question Of Sport earlier tonight, not because I know anything about sport, but because I found this young lady rather alluring:
I wouldn't walk across her to get to your Ms Kunis, lol. I bet she's better than your mum too... 0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:I'm not into blondes, lol (well, I was in one recently, but they're not my first choice...) I found myself watching Question Of Sport earlier tonight, not because I know anything about sport, but because I found this young lady rather alluring:
I wouldn't walk across her to get to your Ms Kunis, lol. I bet she's better than your mum too...
Im not a blonde fan either. Brunettes are always hotter...and less stupid There was a documentary about tsunamis i was watching in class. And some blonde woman was like "i saw the waves coming in and i thought it was a terrorist attack" :shock: I almost fell off my chair!
Shes not really my cup of tea, she is still nice though. Her face isnt the prettiest.
Well obviously! My mums in her mid 40s 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Well obviously! My mums in her mid 40s
As old as that? Practically dead then. I'm 40, you cheeky git. Grrrr.
And milfs, more often than not, are a great fuck, and properly dirty. You should try one, lol... 0 -
HAHA
Im not really a milf person, but ill take your word for it.
And im still a virgin. Lol!0 -
You just keep giving hey, or not, actually.0
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HAHAHA.
Yes...i have yet to "give"
My mum sending me to an all boys school didnt help at all...
I did have a chance to "give" it to a girl i was with around almost a year ago, but losing my virginity at 15, and to a girl i wasnt too crazy about seemed really really wrong.0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:HAHAHA.
Yes...i have yet to "give"
My mum sending me to an all boys school didnt help at all...
I did have a chance to "give" it to a girl i was with around almost a year ago, but losing my virginity at 15, and to a girl i wasnt too crazy about seemed really really wrong.
When you meet the right boy you'll know it'd the right time0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:HAHAHA.
Yes...i have yet to "give"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cextNxZ9KWE
Brave man fessing up to that on the CC "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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