Retard thinks Muddyfox BMX is better than GT
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Chunkers1980 wrote:There's a lot of fukked up things in the world, your bike being one of them.
Don't forget his phone
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welshkev wrote:Chunkers1980 wrote:There's a lot of fukked up things in the world, your bike being one of them.
Don't forget his phone
Haha
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:My immediate question is, how the hell did you find out about that?
I was shown it by a woman I met in north London one night, she tried to capture the moment on her phone, but she had borrowed her sons and it was shoot
(Can you guess what's coming next?)
That's right kid, you're mum taught me.
On a side note, I never understood why it was called trumpet when the action is more trombone likepity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day
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Woodmonkey wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:My immediate question is, how the hell did you find out about that?
I was shown it by a woman I met in north London one night, she tried to capture the moment on her phone, but she had borrowed her sons and it was shoot
(Can you guess what's coming next?)
That's right kid, you're mum taught me.
On a side note, I never understood why it was called trumpet when the action is more trombone like
LOL. You guys are pretty good at cussing mums...ill give you that.
And i know what you mean about the trombone.0 -
Believe me it's nothing like playing a trombone... Unless of cause you are performing the act on some questionable ladies in Thailand.
So in that way it is more like playing a trumpet...0 -
I have just read this thread from start to finish and its made my morning.
GT-Arrowhead, you really are the gift that keeps on giving. For that I salute you and long may it continue. :twisted:2013 Cube Analog
2011 GT aggressor - For sale0 -
TheNorthernTrain wrote:Believe me it's nothing like playing a trombone... Unless of cause you are performing the act on some questionable ladies in Thailand.
So in that way it is more like playing a trumpet...
Hey nothing wrong with them, biologically a mans mouth and a womans mout are exactly the same.
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Mtaylor2012 wrote:I have just read this thread from start to finish and its made my morning.
GT-Arrowhead, you really are the gift that keeps on giving. For that I salute you and long may it continue. :twisted:
Haha.
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Raymondavalon wrote:I foresee this making the Epic Thread list, even exceeding the moronity of the Fully Mong Dustcap Thread...
If the Epic Threads list was GT's mum then this thread is my fist because it's gone straight in at the bottom.
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TwellySmat wrote:Raymondavalon wrote:I foresee this making the Epic Thread list, even exceeding the moronity of the Fully Mong Dustcap Thread...
If the Epic Threads list was GT's mum then this thread is my fist because it's gone straight in at the bottom.
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HAHAHA.
At least it got on there 0 -
Well done GT you made the eipic thread list. I was wondering when it would get put on.0
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as a thank you wheres these pics of your mumI rode what you dug last summer0
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gazeddy wrote:as a thank you wheres these pics of your mum
Nice try, but there will be no pictures of my mum 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:gazeddy wrote:as a thank you wheres these pics of your mum
Nice try, but there will be no pictures of my mum
We'll settle for a video of her in the shower then....0 -
As long as its not been taken with your phoneI rode what you dug last summer0
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HAHAHA.
Well, i took a picture of my mum...unfortunately it was dark and i did take it with my phone.
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What about a pic of your mum on your bike?0
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She was on the bike, but it was dark outside. No flash! 0
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I thought she was the bike ;-)
can we have the picture cycling themed, ie in tight lycra?0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:HAHAHA.
Well, i took a picture of my mum...unfortunately it was dark and i did take it with my phone.
well done young sir!!! It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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compo wrote:I thought she was the bike ;-)
can we have the picture cycling themed, ie in tight lycra?
My mum is skinny but shes not skinny enough to be mistaken for a bike! LOL.
And my mum isnt black...
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rgliniany wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:HAHAHA.
Well, i took a picture of my mum...unfortunately it was dark and i did take it with my phone.
well done young sir!!!
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The bike comment was more about riding herGT-Arrowhead wrote:compo wrote:I thought she was the bike ;-)
can we have the picture cycling themed, ie in tight lycra?
My mum is skinny but shes not skinny enough to be mistaken for a bike! LOL.
And my mum isnt black...
And NO! pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day
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Ohh right, haha.
But men dont usually ride the women, its the other way round... 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Ohh right, haha.
But men dont usually ride the women, its the other way round...
Really? RUG? I prefer to be in charge, pin 'em down and give 'em a right good pounding, lol...
I'm new here, and just read through this thread from the start, and it's made me chuckle. I have to say, while he may have dubious taste, and a lack of knowledge of niche sexual practices, he takes a piss-taking well, and, in an age when youngsters are mostly utterly usleless with anything remotely mechanical, and don't know an allen key from Alan Carr, at least he's trying, so fair play to him.
I still want to see some pics to establish whether his mum's worth putting in my leather wrist and ankle cuffs for a vigorous fisting though, lol...0 -
mine are due from craigslist soon. just hope they are better than the ones he took I rode what you dug last summer0
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Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Ohh right, haha.
But men dont usually ride the women, its the other way round...
Really? RUG? I prefer to be in charge, pin 'em down and give 'em a right good pounding, lol...
I'm new here, and just read through this thread from the start, and it's made me chuckle. I have to say, while he may have dubious taste, and a lack of knowledge of niche sexual practices, he takes a piss-taking well, and, in an age when youngsters are mostly utterly usleless with anything remotely mechanical, and don't know an allen key from Alan Carr, at least he's trying, so fair play to him.
I still want to see some pics to establish whether his mum's worth putting in my leather wrist and ankle cuffs for a vigorous fisting though, lol...
Hahaha
Thanks. I do love working with bikes and anything thats hands on really. Most other teenagers dont.
I do have knowledge of sexual practices, but shuving a lime up your crack connected to a piece of string, and ramming your knob in a jar with some liver in there is completely alien to me 0
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