Retard thinks Muddyfox BMX is better than GT
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TheNorthernTrain wrote:I did notice it... I didn't say anything, cos a part of me hoped that it was true so I could laugh at you some more.
I may not be the best with bikes, but im certainly not that thick! I dont think anyone is. And on my bike it would be like putting diamonds in a pile of turd.
I was thinking to say "i need the boxxers for when i hop off the pavement and onto the road." just to see what people say
TheNorthernTrain wrote:That's how little I care about you.
Im gutted
TheNorthernTrain wrote:See how easy not caring is... it's how you need to be with women, practice makes perfect.
Again, im no pro, but that doesnt sound like a good idea. 0 -
gazeddy wrote:not if you tie them down properly
GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too... 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?
Say youve just slept with a girl after her being drunk and everything and not really knowing what shes doing, wont she wake up the next morning after being sobered up and be like "what the hell have i done?" and just leave...
Sorry if it sounds stupid. lol.
That would be perfect, you can then go to the shops buy some more cheap drink and do it all over again with a different one
Makings of a good weekend there0 -
"Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though... 0 -
[/quote]GT-Arrowhead wrote:"Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
I think you've led a very sheltered life 0 -
welshkev wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:"Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
I think you've led a very sheltered life[/quote][/quote][/quote]
Cypriot parents means i dont really have a choice!
Im getting alot more freedom now though 0 -
Ahh, you leave the thread for a couple of days and its just so good when you come back.0
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Pesky Jones wrote:Ahh, you leave the thread for a couple of days and its just so good when you come back.
Welcome back0 -
snoopsmydogg wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?
Say youve just slept with a girl after her being drunk and everything and not really knowing what shes doing, wont she wake up the next morning after being sobered up and be like "what the hell have i done?" and just leave...
Sorry if it sounds stupid. lol.
That would be perfect, you can then go to the shops buy some more cheap drink and do it all over again with a different one
Makings of a good weekend there
Not a bad idea that actually... 0 -
For Christs sake go bang that Mila Kunis look-a-like hooker and get it out of your system. I went to all the trouble of finding a bird that looks like your perfect woman, will do whatever you want and probably quite a few things you've not yet thought of :twisted: and all you have to do is find some dosh...GT-Arrowhead wrote:
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
For Christs sake go bang that Mila Kunis look-a-like hooker and get it out of your system. I went to all the trouble of finding a bird that looks like your perfect woman, will do whatever you want and probably quite a few things you've not yet thought of :twisted: and all you have to do is find some dosh...GT-Arrowhead wrote:
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
HAHA! Made me lol!
Ill just give her a bell and say this:
Then ill give her my bell 0 -
The dare is on...GT-Arrowhead wrote:Ill just give her a bell and say this:
Then ill give her my bell"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Im actually considering prank calling and doing that, ill record it aswell.
I wont actually bang her...she wont do a 16 year old obviously LOL.0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Im actually considering prank calling and doing that, ill record it aswell.
I wont actually bang her...she wont do a 16 year old obvious
Ftfy0 -
welshkev wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Im actually considering prank calling and doing that, ill record it aswell.
I wont actually bang her...she wont do a 16 year old obvious
Ftfy
i fail to see how thats fixed. 0 -
It's obvious isn't it.0
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Nice punChunkers1980 wrote:It's obvious isn't it.
And it isnt, to me its just been made to sound grammatically incorrect.0 -
Ferkin 'ell that's a lame dare - grow some cojones and book her. If you're good for the money and look like you're over the age of consent there's no reason why she wouldn't. And just think of the bragging rights at schoolGT-Arrowhead wrote:Im actually considering prank calling and doing that, ill record it aswell.
I wont actually bang her...she wont do a 16 year old obviously LOL. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Ferkin 'ell that's a lame dare - grow some cojones and book her. If you're good for the money and look like you're over the age of consent there's no reason why she wouldn't. And just think of the bragging rights at schoolGT-Arrowhead wrote:Im actually considering prank calling and doing that, ill record it aswell.
I wont actually bang her...she wont do a 16 year old obviously LOL.
Hmm...puberty hit me like a train, so i should be fine. Im not the tallest fella in the world at 5 foot 8...and if i were to be getting into the business i would need some hair removal cream for my legs...my legs are hairy as hell!
The bragging rights at school, hell yeah "I lost my virginity to a Mila Kunis look-a-like" 0 -
Strewth. Since I've been away and this is dissolving into some Jeremy Kyle help center for prepubescent tory boys. Get it together guys.
Mila Kunis is a poor mans Beatrice Dalle
http://youtu.be/YydulEgsTOEI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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She's one crazy bitch ! :shock:0
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:The bragging rights at school, hell yeah "I lost my virginity to a Mila Kunis look-a-like"
Imagine the bragging rights for her - being able to tell all her mates that she's shagged the legendary GT Arrowhead...
I know a girl who's done escort work in the past (and had a gf who had considered it at one point) - many (most, I'd guess) are normal girls, they're not skanky street corner crack hos.0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
You must be looking on the wrong websites, I've met some lovely women, lol. They're all tight when you're penod's as big as mine anyway... 0 -
Who the fark are you?0
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Richie63 wrote:Strewth. Since I've been away and this is dissolving into some Jeremy Kyle help center for prepubescent tory boys. Get it together guys.
Mila Kunis is a poor mans Beatrice Dalle
http://youtu.be/YydulEgsTOE
Havent seen that film before, but indeed she does look crazy.0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:The bragging rights at school, hell yeah "I lost my virginity to a Mila Kunis look-a-like"
Imagine the bragging rights for her - being able to tell all her mates that she's shagged the legendary GT Arrowhead...
I know a girl who's done escort work in the past (and had a gf who had considered it at one point) - many (most, I'd guess) are normal girls, they're not skanky street corner crack hos. Cheers mate, but she wont be telling anyone she banged a teenager!
Your girlfriend considered it? Bloody hell...werent you giving it to her enough?
Id be surprised if they were normal. But i have heard stories of a man falling inlove with a prostitute then getting married and stuff 0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
You must be looking on the wrong websites, I've met some lovely women, lol. They're all tight when you're penod's as big as mine anyway...
You actually do it??? HAHA. Suuuure it is... 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:
Your girlfriend considered it? Bloody hell...werent you giving it to her enough?You actually do it??? HAHA. Suuuure it is...
oh my god he's on fire!!!! 2nd degree burn for Kowalski675It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
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