Retard thinks Muddyfox BMX is better than GT
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welshkev wrote:I'm a service engineer
My business is in something totally different that I don't want to mention in the crud as it comes up on google searches as I found out before!!!!
Experience counts for a lot as well as exam results. If you're serious do done unpaid work experience to bolster your cv. I started off on 12 grand a year and worked my way up to project manager in less than 3 years
Service engineer sounds good to me!
I have done some work experience. I worked in a mechanics and i did all sorts, but mostly MOTs. They liked me since apparently i was the only work experience student that knew the most about cars. (I was shocked when they didnt know how a supercharger worked, i had to tell them how it worked!). And since they liked me they offered me a job for the last week that i had off school. So i have a bit of experience there.
I did some work in a warehouse doing packages and preparing orders for a cosmetics company, so i should be even a little bit of interest to an employer for when i start looking for jobs in the summer. Thinking to go back to the mechanics i did work experience and a bit of work for.0 -
thekickingmule wrote:
I think we can all agree when we say you'll regret waiting for someone you have feelings for. It gets harder to get a lass to talk to you when you're older (let alone bash your bishop!). You'll wish you'd played about at your age!GT-Arrowhead wrote:
I could pop my cherry with any random girl i guess, like someone desperate, and ugly. But id much rather lose it to someone that i actually have feelings for. Sounds cheesy, but its the truth!
Plus, you're not a girl, so it's not like it'll 'never be the same again'. Just go for it!bennett_346 wrote:Seriously don't wait around lol, unless she's a dribbling vegetable any holes a goal.
LOL!!!!
We will see. Once im in the 6th form and im 17 ill get more freedom to get out and about, so i shall use the trick that everyone seems to recommend. Getting pissed. Should do the trick of getting laid!
Thanks for the advice guys 0 -
You yourself do not need to get pissed, but it helps if the girl you're after is
Cheap red wine is your best friend lol.0 -
bennett_346 wrote:You yourself do not need to get pissed, but it helps if the girl you're after is
Cheap red wine is your best friend lol.
Ahh, right. Cheers
Tell me about it! Figured that out at a party. I downed two glasses of red wine and felt a bit tipsy. (am i a lightweight?)0 -
Mad dog 20/20 or thunderbird was my weapon of choice 0
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Time to test my Google-fu. Piggy bank at the ready, GT-A...GT-Arrowhead wrote:If the hooker looks like Mila Kunis then it would be fine..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Clearly you knew classy birdswelshkev wrote:Mad dog 20/20 or thunderbird was my weapon of choice 0 -
And that's coming from a lad from Gateshead!!bennett_346 wrote:
Clearly you knew classy birdswelshkev wrote:Mad dog 20/20 or thunderbird was my weapon of choice 0 -
Ok so when i say wine, i may mean bellabrusco or lambrini haha0
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Stevo 666 wrote:
Time to test my Google-fu. Piggy bank at the ready, GT-A...GT-Arrowhead wrote:If the hooker looks like Mila Kunis then it would be fine...
Haha Im sure you started licking your screen once you found a nice picture of Mila.
That would be worth paying for!0 -
Alrighty, so i know what to use now too
Just googled 20/20 and thunderbird and they look like spirits. Good choice, arent they like in the region of 70/80% alcohol?0 -
Nah mad dog is like 15% or something lol.0
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lol! Surely something more powerful would be better?0
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We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!0
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Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?0 -
not if you tie them down properlyI rode what you dug last summer0
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gazeddy wrote:not if you tie them down properly
LOL! This thread is too funny. The stuff you lot come up with 0 -
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?
Say youve just slept with a girl after her being drunk and everything and not really knowing what shes doing, wont she wake up the next morning after being sobered up and be like "what the hell have i done?" and just leave...
Sorry if it sounds stupid. lol.0 -
It's been hard work trawling the dark side of the interweb for pictures of hookers that look like Mila Kunis, but someone's got to do itGT-Arrowhead wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Time to test my Google-fu. Piggy bank at the ready, GT-A...GT-Arrowhead wrote:If the hooker looks like Mila Kunis then it would be fine...
Haha Im sure you started licking your screen once you found a nice picture of Mila.
. Sorry but this is the closest I could manage:
I guess if you're prepared to lower your standards a bit...and think about this this way, she probably costs less than your bike "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Jesus!!!! Your brilliant! They look like Mila Kunis`s sisters! Especially the bottom one.
Well, actually, ive just ordered a pair of Rockshox world cup boxxer forks for it, and a shimano saint drivetrain to help me out with the commute to school.0 -
Why thank you. PS: those two pics are of the same girl...not enough blood flow to the head?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Jesus!!!! Your brilliant! They look like Mila Kunis`s sisters! Especially the bottom one.
BTW have you got £200 in your piggy bank?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Why thank you. PS: those two pics are of the same girl...not enough blood flow to the head?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Jesus!!!! Your brilliant! They look like Mila Kunis`s sisters! Especially the bottom one.
BTW have you got £200 in your piggy bank?
They look rather different...
She looks alot hotter in the bottom picture...thats why i said she looks more like Mila Kunis
Nope, i just blew £2000ish on the upgrade for my Arrowhead that i mentioned in my previous post
Is she offering herself for £200?0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?
Say youve just slept with a girl after her being drunk and everything and not really knowing what shes doing, wont she wake up the next morning after being sobered up and be like "what the hell have i done?" and just leave...
Sorry if it sounds stupid. lol.
welcome to the world of one night stands...
Nothing worse than a clingy bird who hangs around like you're gonna make them breakfast or something.0 -
True this is the crudcatcher :shock:thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!0 -
welshkev wrote:I'm a service engineer
My business is in something totally different that I don't want to mention in the crud as it comes up on google searches as I found out before!!!!
euphamism for male escort? It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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TheNorthernTrain wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:thekickingmule wrote:
Speak for yourself mate!bennett_346 wrote:We're trying to lower their inhibitions, not carry them to bed passed out!
I'm struggling to understand this. Why is this a question?GT-Arrowhead wrote:Hahahah
Just had a thought, once youve got the girl when shes drunk, wont she just leave you again once shes sobered up?
Say youve just slept with a girl after her being drunk and everything and not really knowing what shes doing, wont she wake up the next morning after being sobered up and be like "what the hell have i done?" and just leave...
Sorry if it sounds stupid. lol.
welcome to the world of one night stands...
Nothing worse than a clingy bird who hangs around like you're gonna make them breakfast or something.
Ohh, so they will
To be honest, if she actually was a proper nice bird, both looks and personality wise id let her off for being clingy. But obviously i wont want her to be clingy all the time.
By the way, im surprised no one actually picked up on my bullshit about getting world cup rockshox boxxers and a saint drivetrain for my Arrowhead for making my road commute to school easier. You guys are slacking! 0 -
Yep, go search - there's a clue in the pic like last timeGT-Arrowhead wrote:Nope, i just blew £2000ish on the upgrade for my Arrowhead that i mentioned in my previous post
Is she offering herself for £200?
Totally missed the stuff about Rockshox Boxxers etc, mind was on other things..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Yep, go search - there's a clue in the pic like last timeGT-Arrowhead wrote:Nope, i just blew £2000ish on the upgrade for my Arrowhead that i mentioned in my previous post
Is she offering herself for £200?
Totally missed the stuff about Rockshox Boxxers etc, mind was on other things...
I remember that! Ill go have a look
I just found the perfect photo for the topic we are talking about.
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:
By the way, im surprised no one actually picked up on my bullshit about getting world cup rockshox boxxers and a saint drivetrain for my Arrowhead for making my road commute to school easier. You guys are slacking!
I did notice it... I didn't say anything, cos a part of me hoped that it was true so I could laugh at you some more.
That's how little I care about you.
See how easy not caring is... it's how you need to be with women, practice makes perfect.0
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