Lance Armstrong gets life ban,loses 7 TDF,confesses he doped

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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908
    his life must be hell...

    its odd, probably the biggest service he did to cycling was attempt that comeback and kick up a 5h1tstorm getting busted. certainly moved things along.
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • adr82
    adr82 Posts: 4,002
    He's having a bit of a spat with Piers Moron on twitter, shouldn't look but it's hard to resist.

    Not on Twitter. Copy/paste some of it please.
    Not on it either, but it seems Piers kicked it off by promoting his latest column in the Daily Mail with not at all obvious attempts to stir up controversy such as:
    Yes, Lance Armstrong, you ARE Lord Voldemort - a lying, ruthless, self-obsessed monster.

    Whine all you like, Lance Armstrong - but you'll always be the biggest cheat in sporting history

    I've won as many legitimate Tour de France titles as @lancearmstrong. Fact.
    and then after the predictable rush of Armstrong fans defending him:
    Comical seeing Armstrong fans on here say he was the best of all the cycling cheats.
    Like saying Hitler was the best Nazi.
    to which Lance responded:
    @piersmorgan or like saying you were the best at hacking into innocent peoples phones??
    to which Piers responded:
    Never hacked a phone in my life ... Amusing. @lancearmstrong now resorting to his usual tactic with critical media - bullying & smearing. Won't work with me buddy.
    Might be more but I gave up at that point as I was reminded once again that trying to follow conversations on Twitter is an utter pain in the arse.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    He's having a bit of a spat with Piers Moron on twitter, shouldn't look but it's hard to resist.

    Not on Twitter. Copy/paste some of it please.
    Why do people say this? You don't have to be 'on twitter' to look at it. It's a public website.

    Piers Morgan v Lance Armstrong is like Ali v Foreman of bellends. (Although I quite enjoy Morgan's brand of bellendery)
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Another observation

    A common complaint amongst his defenders is that he has been punished more harshly than other riders who doped. They point to the likes of Millar, Contador and Valverde and ask 'how are they different'?

    The answer that comes back usually involves bullying and ruined lives. But this is the wrong answer.

    The right answer is that he was not just a rider for hire. He was essentially co-manager of US Postal alongside Bruyneel. No other rider has had such a position within a team (apart from Vino).
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  • Bo Duke
    Bo Duke Posts: 1,058
    Having been subjected to Lance's character and views full on over the years, the only reason Lance whinges is not because he's sorry but because it's not good for Lance. I suspect he's past moaning about losing his cycling status and now it's purely about money. Now we see the real Lance. He'd make a great bad guy in the next James Bond film.
    'Performance analysis and Froome not being clean was a media driven story. I haven’t heard one guy in the peloton say a negative thing about Froome, and I haven’t heard a single person in the peloton suggest Froome isn’t clean.' TSP
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    He's having a bit of a spat with Piers Moron on twitter, shouldn't look but it's hard to resist.

    Not on Twitter. Copy/paste some of it please.
    Not on it either, but it seems Piers kicked it off by promoting his latest column in the Daily Mail with not at all obvious attempts to stir up controversy such as:
    Yes, Lance Armstrong, you ARE Lord Voldemort - a lying, ruthless, self-obsessed monster.

    Whine all you like, Lance Armstrong - but you'll always be the biggest cheat in sporting history

    I've won as many legitimate Tour de France titles as @lancearmstrong. Fact.
    and then after the predictable rush of Armstrong fans defending him:
    Comical seeing Armstrong fans on here say he was the best of all the cycling cheats.
    Like saying Hitler was the best Nazi.
    to which Lance responded:
    @piersmorgan or like saying you were the best at hacking into innocent peoples phones??
    to which Piers responded:
    Never hacked a phone in my life ... Amusing. @lancearmstrong now resorting to his usual tactic with critical media - bullying & smearing. Won't work with me buddy.
    Might be more but I gave up at that point as I was reminded once again that trying to follow conversations on Twitter is an utter pain in the ars*.

    That might come back to haunt him...
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • dish_dash
    dish_dash Posts: 5,647
    Why do people say this? You don't have to be 'on twitter' to look at it. It's a public website.

    Twitter blocked at work for some of us... same as I can only view half the photos that get uploaded here...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,340
    Why do people say this? You don't have to be 'on twitter' to look at it. It's a public website.

    Twitter blocked at work for some of us... same as I can only view half the photos that get uploaded here...

    This ^ and I didn't know that you could access it without an account. Cheers adr82.
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  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    Piers Morgan I'm sure never hacked a phone in his life - for a start the term is bullcrap - no-one was hacking phones - they were logging into people's voicemail.

    Anyway, pedantry aside, I doubt Piers did that either - but I'll be surprised if it is not proved one day that he knew plenty of people who did and paid them lots of money to write stories for his paper.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,340
    Isn't the PM vs LA spat just two 4ssholes having a distinctly flawed moral bitching match?
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    I've noticed that since his conviction and confession he only gives interviews to general sports writers and broadcasters - not to cycling journalists. They are much more malleable to his 'poor me, the scapegoat' narrative.

    Are you expecting him to do the right thing? Whatever that may be? I mean really, what were you expecting after all these years?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,340
    After watching the Armstrong Lie, I noticed that the protagonists around him are already distancing themselves and 'jazzing' their accounts up with rhetoric and metaphor. So ironic when you think that the vast majority (apart from F Andreu) were complicit and embraced the 'program' at the time of the doping.
    Even so LA doped to the eye balls, his results relied on his team. A team that was full of individuals content to dope to this level.
    I think Bruyneel, Hincapie, Landis et all should be hung up to dry too - none of this "oh it was him [LA], he was the ring leader" type responses in a vein attempt to make themselves look like victims of the LA 'control'. 'plan' etc, which manipulates the perspective when really, these guys were out to cover themselves in glory as well.
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  • sherer
    sherer Posts: 2,460
    After watching the Armstrong Lie, I noticed that the protagonists around him are already distancing themselves and 'jazzing' their accounts up with rhetoric and metaphor. So ironic when you think that the vast majority (apart from F Andreu) were complicit and embraced the 'program' at the time of the doping.
    Even so LA doped to the eye balls, his results relied on his team. A team that was full of individuals content to dope to this level.
    I think Bruyneel, Hincapie, Landis et all should be hung up to dry too - none of this "oh it was him [LA], he was the ring leader" type responses in a vein attempt to make themselves look like victims of the LA 'control'. 'plan' etc, which manipulates the perspective when really, these guys were out to cover themselves in glory as well.

    clearly you haven't listened to the LA interviews. He's stated they only used a tiny amount of EPO :D:D
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,340
    After watching the Armstrong Lie, I noticed that the protagonists around him are already distancing themselves and 'jazzing' their accounts up with rhetoric and metaphor. So ironic when you think that the vast majority (apart from F Andreu) were complicit and embraced the 'program' at the time of the doping.
    Even so LA doped to the eye balls, his results relied on his team. A team that was full of individuals content to dope to this level.
    I think Bruyneel, Hincapie, Landis et all should be hung up to dry too - none of this "oh it was him [LA], he was the ring leader" type responses in a vein attempt to make themselves look like victims of the LA 'control'. 'plan' etc, which manipulates the perspective when really, these guys were out to cover themselves in glory as well.

    clearly you haven't listened to the LA interviews. He's stated they only used a tiny amount of EPO :D:D

    I know, poor Lance. He had to do it because everyone else was doing it.

    I am glad he tried to make a comeback.
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  • sherer
    sherer Posts: 2,460
    After watching the Armstrong Lie, I noticed that the protagonists around him are already distancing themselves and 'jazzing' their accounts up with rhetoric and metaphor. So ironic when you think that the vast majority (apart from F Andreu) were complicit and embraced the 'program' at the time of the doping.
    Even so LA doped to the eye balls, his results relied on his team. A team that was full of individuals content to dope to this level.
    I think Bruyneel, Hincapie, Landis et all should be hung up to dry too - none of this "oh it was him [LA], he was the ring leader" type responses in a vein attempt to make themselves look like victims of the LA 'control'. 'plan' etc, which manipulates the perspective when really, these guys were out to cover themselves in glory as well.

    yep he did it clean to prove to the world he good he was and ended up with a third. I can only assume the two in front of him must have still been cheating those years as even a clean LA can beat everyone :D

    One thing is if you have cheated and developed your body for 10 years or more with PEDs if you then stop surely your body is more advanced because of that, would the benefit suddenly go and you drop back to your natural level or would you still have elevated levels of muscle mass etc because of the previous PED use ?
    clearly you haven't listened to the LA interviews. He's stated they only used a tiny amount of EPO :D:D

    I know, poor Lance. He had to do it because everyone else was doing it.

    I am glad he tried to make a comeback.
  • Still riding tour for "charity". Dunno what Thomas was thinking asking him, its about as appropriate as hiring Rolf Harris for a kids party....


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  • robnewcastle
    robnewcastle Posts: 241
    Agree unnecessary attention during the tour, no need to have Armstrong along on the ride whatsoever. Short sighted from Thomas.
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    The thing is Armstrong doesn't care what the 'cycling' world thinks of him ... He knows how hypoctritical that world is.

    Which is why he's happy to stick it to ASO and their selective TDF stats ... All in the name of a good cause of course.
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  • frisbee
    frisbee Posts: 691
    Agree unnecessary attention during the tour, no need to have Armstrong along on the ride whatsoever. Short sighted from Thomas.

    Really? If Armstrong wasn't riding then no one would have even heard about this.
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Agree unnecessary attention during the tour, no need to have Armstrong along on the ride whatsoever. Short sighted from Thomas.

    Really? If Armstrong wasn't riding then no one would have even heard about this.

    Yes they would Geoff Thomas gets some airtime every year talking about his ride on TV. Admittedly, not as much air time as this.

    I shall be in the area while he's doing this, wondering which hard vegetable to get from the local Carrefour to throw in his general direction.

    As an aside it dawned on me yesterday that my winter bike (which is a Trek) has the slogan "ridden to 7 Tour de France victories" on it. Which was a lie even before Lance had his victories stripped, no one has ridden the a pro race on a £600 bike for many a year.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,340
    They say that bad publicity is better than no publicity.

    FWIW, the Trek marketing worked on you Hammerite :wink:
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  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    They say that bad publicity is better than no publicity.

    FWIW, the Trek marketing worked on you Hammerite :wink:

    Clearly, I didn't even realise it was in the bike until this week, I've had it nearly 10 years!
  • ugo.santalucia
    ugo.santalucia Posts: 28,313
    The thing is Armstrong doesn't care what the 'cycling' world thinks of him ... He knows how hypoctritical that world is.

    Which is why he's happy to stick it to ASO and their selective TDF stats ... All in the name of a good cause of course.

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  • deejay
    deejay Posts: 3,138
    I've noticed that since his conviction and confession he only gives interviews to general sports writers and broadcasters - not to cycling journalists. They are much more malleable to his 'poor me, the scapegoat' narrative.
    Talking about the BBC again with that biggest Brown Nose. Shown Here
    BBC Sport cycling correspondent Matt Slater

    A cynic might say Lance Armstrong is dodging the big crowds of the first week and the big mountains of the last, and while those factors may have crossed his mind the truth is his family commitments and legal issues made the Tour's second week his only option.

    His many detractors will not care either way, for them he is an unwelcome distraction whichever stages he picked, but those more willing to view this venture as an act of charity could be disappointed he is not taking on Tourmalet and other mountainous Pyrenean icons: perhaps the memories, as much as the metres uphill, were too much of an obstacle.
    Not only losing money but getting too old for the mountains.
    The quicker the Courts finish with him, the quicker we can forget him.
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  • epc06
    epc06 Posts: 216
    Agree unnecessary attention during the tour, no need to have Armstrong along on the ride whatsoever. Short sighted from Thomas.

    Really? If Armstrong wasn't riding then no one would have even heard about this.

    Yes they would Geoff Thomas gets some airtime every year talking about his ride on TV. Admittedly, not as much air time as this.

    I shall be in the area while he's doing this, wondering which hard vegetable to get from the local Carrefour to throw in his general direction.

    As an aside it dawned on me yesterday that my winter bike (which is a Trek) has the slogan "ridden to 7 Tour de France victories" on it. Which was a lie even before Lance had his victories stripped, no one has ridden the a pro race on a £600 bike for many a year.

    be sure to work on you throwing arm then, you will need plenty of veg when the tour is in town.
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Seems a bit mad to me. Why didn't Geoff Thomas ask someone who's won The Tour to ride with him?
  • epc06
    epc06 Posts: 216
    Seems a bit mad to me. Why didn't Geoff Thomas ask someone who's won The Tour to ride with him?

    Maybe because he wanted someone who had survived cancer as well as ridden the tour
  • deejay
    deejay Posts: 3,138
    Maybe because he wanted someone who had survived cancer as well as ridden the tour
    Leave it off.
    Cancer, he had life threatening cancer. Did he really. They cut it out before it became life threatening and look at him now enjoying life by still riding a bike wherever he likes.
    They cut a bigger lump of cancer out of me that prevents me enjoying life as before.

    Sorry I'm Touchy but we have just cremated a 66 year old family member who has been eaten away with Lung and Bone Cancer. He is not enjoying life anymore.

    That was the trouble with armstrong that having fraudulently made his name in the TDF that the Media reported an upgrade to his cancer as "Life Threatening" to make a bigger story. Bollock removal and he makes a Joke of it.
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250

    That was the trouble with armstrong that having fraudulently made his name in the TDF that the Media reported an upgrade to his cancer as "Life Threatening" to make a bigger story. Bollock removal and he makes a Joke of it.

    I am no Armstrong apologist but I think you'll find there's a little more to his cancer that a quick testicle removal.

    I am delighted to read that you survived and sad for your losses.
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  • ic.
    ic. Posts: 769
    Maybe because he wanted someone who had survived cancer as well as ridden the tour
    Leave it off.
    Cancer, he had life threatening cancer. Did he really. They cut it out before it became life threatening and look at him now enjoying life by still riding a bike wherever he likes.
    They cut a bigger lump of cancer out of me that prevents me enjoying life as before.

    Sorry I'm Touchy but we have just cremated a 66 year old family member who has been eaten away with Lung and Bone Cancer. He is not enjoying life anymore.

    That was the trouble with armstrong that having fraudulently made his name in the TDF that the Media reported an upgrade to his cancer as "Life Threatening" to make a bigger story. Bollock removal and he makes a Joke of it.

    Not only that, but the theory that it was his drug taking before cancer that at the very least sped up the cancer if not fully caused it in the first place.
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