Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    both ways feel totally natural.

    but surely one of those ways makes your ar5e hurt?
    not with nutlube... josh will have to disagree with you
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    jay12 wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    both ways feel totally natural.

    but surely one of those ways makes your ar5e hurt?
    not with nutlube... josh will have to disagree with you

    Hi five my man

    even the guy ribbed for supposedly being a 12 year old peter pan is in on the bender baiting

    good work!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    both ways feel totally natural.

    but surely one of those ways makes your ar5e hurt?
    Its ok, I'm usually on snow when I'm doing it, so there's a nice arse ice pack always to hand.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Yeeha who is teaching you at Chill Factore? Please don't say Mini
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    NutLube. For a smoother ride...


    ONLY applies to bikes and going in the main gate, as it were. You can try it for going up the mud, as it were, but the experience will be even less pleasant for the use of NL.



    not that I'd know that, not from experience.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Yeeha who is teaching you at Chill Factore? Please don't say Mini
    nobody in chill factore. There's a local dude who runs a surfing and snowboarding club. We meet up once a week in winter (every fortnightish otherwise), on the dry slopes, with a semi regular trip to somewhere like chill factore.
    We have a different stash of boards for wrecking on dry slopes.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    You couldn't miss Mini. Well, you could. He looks like a hobbit.
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    MissBint37 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

    Many thanks in advance.

    I'd love it, but being as I have a pathetic 32C my baps don't draw that much attention.....it's all about the ass baby!
    This!
    Kitty's World
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Kitty wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

    Many thanks in advance.

    I'd love it, but being as I have a pathetic 32C my baps don't draw that much attention.....it's all about the ass baby!
    This!

    So what would your reaction be if a fella/rug muncher you were with offered to pay for a new set of bangers? Would you be offended or pleased?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    32C sounds fine to me. Contrary to most blokes, I prefer a pair of baps that are in a nice proportion to the rest of the girl, not some massive beach balls. More than a handfull's a waste.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    32C sounds fine to me. Contrary to most blokes, I prefer a pair of baps that are in a nice proportion to the rest of the girl, not some massive beach balls. More than a handfull's a waste.

    But i have hands like shovels :wink:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Don't wink at me, dude, all you'll get here are moobs. Go point your overexcited self towards the women.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    More than a handfull's a waste.

    More than 20grams of protein in a meal is a waste too, but thats never stopped me shovelling 8 rashers of bacon down my gullet!!

    But I kind of agree, it doesnt matter how big the oil painting, its how good it is to look at that matters, and clamp your teeth on to whilst beating the backside of the painting with a riding crop before handcuffing it to a raditor and bending it over.

    I love art :shock:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • getdownmonkeyman
    getdownmonkeyman Posts: 52
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    32C sounds fine to me. Contrary to most blokes, I prefer a pair of baps that are in a nice proportion to the rest of the girl, not some massive beach balls. More than a mouthful's a waste.

    Edited.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

    Many thanks in advance.

    I'd love it, but being as I have a pathetic 32C my baps don't draw that much attention.....it's all about the ass baby!
    This!

    So what would your reaction be if a fella/rug muncher you were with offered to pay for a new set of bangers? Would you be offended or pleased?

    Pleased. But I'd be too much of a wimp to get it done.
    Kitty's World
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Hey I'm back after a couple of days being in western England and my question to the delightful duo is

    What would YOU pack on a camping trip?
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    A double ended dildo
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    SS since when were you one of the Delightful duo?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Richie63 wrote:
    SS since when were you one of the Delightful duo?
    He's been a regular fixture on the other end of the double ender.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Nah, I just fold it in two and take both ends.
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    So maybes if I'd said Camping trip with the Nutlube Kid you'd have answered for yourself

    but then again you'd have said the same answer?
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Josh I'd put on the camp fire.
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Roast your spuds
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :?:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Richie63 wrote:
    Hey I'm back after a couple of days being in western England and my question to the delightful duo is

    What would YOU pack on a camping trip?

    Wellll, a tent for starters....air matress, fluffy pillows and a duvet. I need to get a decent sleeping bag, then the duvet can stay at home!!!

    Then I guess the usual, foodstuffs, usually alcohol of some sort.

    Oh and toilet roll, never forget toilet roll, and a poker set.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I'll poke your set in a minute
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I'll poke your set in a minute

    (sheeps)You've not got a good poke in you(sheeps)
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Richie63 wrote:
    Hey I'm back after a couple of days being in western England and my question to the delightful duo is

    What would YOU pack on a camping trip?

    anyone packed fudge yet?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Just you dear.
    Kitty's World
  • PamPen25
    PamPen25 Posts: 111
    Hi Kitty and MissBint,

    I have a question, although it has been known an impossible one to answer.

    Why, especially when it comes to women, are men whingey so-and-so? Why can't they accept us as the superior race we are?

    Thank for your time :wink:

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