Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Ahem, should have been, "those mistakes". Plural.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:

    And why are you addressing only me, Kitty may have a better answer.

    Kitty is a stalker, whereas you're a real MTB girl, so therefore I value your opinion
    Also, Kitty is fixated on "Why Am I Here" and I am afraid that that fixation may be shifted tro me or some other [unfortunate] Crudite. Prevention beats cure, and the cure would comprise of Kitty ending up in a ditch with a lime in her mouth, bound with string and her head in a position reminiscent of scenes from The Exorcist...

    Believe or not I wouldn't go near any forumite, especially Chris, sorry to disappoint.
    Kitty's World
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:

    3) Buy her something from Tiffany


    Option 3 would probably mean a delay in activities though!!!

    tiffany-i_think_were_alone_now.jpg

    hmm I canthink of better things to get her in the mood

    Yer that would delay stuff.......permanently.

    For any retards that just dont get it http://www.tiffany.co.uk/Shopping/Defau ... cat=148204 this Tiffany!!!

    She lives in Cannock now






    pretty impressive huh :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • getdownmonkeyman
    getdownmonkeyman Posts: 52
    MissBint37 wrote:
    getdownmonkeyman wrote:
    What is the female preference; 70s afro, or designed stubble?

    Is short scratchy or long ticklish?

    Are we talking down below here?

    Yes. I didn't want to be too graphic.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    getdownmonkeyman wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    getdownmonkeyman wrote:
    What is the female preference; 70s afro, or designed stubble?

    Is short scratchy or long ticklish?

    Are we talking down below here?

    Yes. I didn't want to be too graphic.

    The first one sounds like my back at the moment, need to get it shaved
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,901
    Kitty wrote:
    Believe or not I wouldn't go near any forumite, especially Chris, sorry to disappoint.
    The 'Chris' thing we can understand, but as you haven't met most folks on this forum, how do you know there aren't loads of handsome, suave blokes on here just pretending to be immature knob heads? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    immature knob heads? :)

    oh hai!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    this question i would like an answer from the both of you:

    what is the best hangover cure?

    please answer quickly, i think i am going to die.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I don't reallyy drink so I've never had hangover, MissBint will have to answer.

    I guess water and paracetamol? And flat coke.
    Kitty's World
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Kitty wrote:
    I've never had hangover,

    i am very envious.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    I've never had hangover,

    i am very envious.

    Envy me too then. Never had one (despite having more than a few good tries at getting one)
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    I've never had hangover,

    i am very envious.

    Envy me too then. Never had one (despite having more than a few good tries at getting one)

    my old man (who lives in stoke) has never had a hangover either and eh is a superb drinker)

    knowing my luck, instead of getting whatever genes are involved in avoiding a hangover i end up with the ones which gave him heart disease!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • RallyBiker
    RallyBiker Posts: 378
    Miss Bint & Kitty.
    What are your favorites ski resorts, and are you planning on going next season? :)
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    this question i would like an answer from the both of you:

    what is the best hangover cure?

    please answer quickly, i think i am going to die.

    Sorry to everyone who is waiting, emergencies first!!!

    Ok so I don't really drink that much any more, however, as I used to be a trolley dolly and got to stay in many all inclusive resorts and got paid to get drunk, I do remember my time as a seasoned alcoholic and therefore can offer the following advice,

    1) Blend 3 tbsp honey, 1 banana and 1/3 pint of milk (or soya milk) sip at this.
    2) Take 2 paracetomol
    3) Consume some cheese flavour doritos (this is very important, the cheese flavouring has magical healing properties)
    4) Knock one out
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    RevellRider wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    I'm planning on asking my girlfriend to move in with me. How do I break the news to her that the money I save from sharing bills won't be used for holidays and nights out, but on more expensive mountain bike parts?

    Thanks in advance

    wellllll, she will be saving money too yes????........., which she will likely spend on bags and shoes.......so just don't mention it.

    Once the first pair of Jimmy Choos is purchased, spend away....this way you can get the upper hand....ie say you presumed the monies saved were for holidays etc, but when she started buying loads of clothes, bags, shoes and make-up you realised that it was for you to purchase your own stuff.......so you did :twisted:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Here's one. Seen a good price on an end of line APO seed snowboard.
    Any good?

    What year and model?
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

    Many thanks in advance.

    I'd love it, but being as I have a pathetic 32C my baps don't draw that much attention.....it's all about the ass baby!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    cheers for the advice,

    turns out i have doubled most of your advice and quadrupled the rest :wink:
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    getdownmonkeyman wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    getdownmonkeyman wrote:
    What is the female preference; 70s afro, or designed stubble?

    Is short scratchy or long ticklish?

    Are we talking down below here?

    Yes. I didn't want to be too graphic.

    Nobody wants to floss with pubes......but similarly, if you sandpaper our lips off, we won't be able to suck the sausage therefore you have 2 choices, shaven haven (and maintained as such), or trimmed and tidy.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    RallyBiker wrote:
    Miss Bint & Kitty.
    What are your favorites ski resorts, and are you planning on going next season? :)

    I have not toured all the ski resorts of the world, however, of the places I have been my favourite is Zermatt, but it is expensive.......but what can I say, it's all about the 'horn. I also really love Jasna in Slovakia, cheap but there are no lift queues and the off piste gives anywhere in the alps a run for its money!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    MissBint37 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Here's one. Seen a good price on an end of line APO seed snowboard.
    Any good?

    What year and model?
    APO seed, standard width, white gaphics, 2010 model.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Here's one. Seen a good price on an end of line APO seed snowboard.
    Any good?

    What year and model?
    APO seed, standard width, white gaphics, 2010 model.

    How often do you ride and where? And what level would you class yourself/what is your competency?
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Looking to get a bargeineous board for next season. Going to be using it back country on the mountains round here (the high peaks have been geting a ton of snow for the last few years), as well as on piste in Meribel, Portes du Solieil, and Aviemore, and maybe a little off-piste.
    I'd say I'm just past being a novice, really starting to get some decent confidence up, but by no way an expert. Just starting to learn to carve.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Then I would say this board is not for you. Of course everything is down to personal preference but the issue with this board is the base.

    It is extruded. Extruded bases are pretty soft so more likely to get trashed after an off piste session. Also, they don't hold wax very well, so for an odd session in the snowdome that's fine but if you're planning to hit the hills and don't want to have to have a hot wax part way through your holiday I would think twice.

    I would go for a mid flexing all mountain freestyle board, either twin or directional twin (if you need any of the lingo explaining inbox me, I don't want to assume you know about this...or that you don't). Not too stiff as it is hard to turn and not forgiving, especially if you are learning to carve, not too soft either because as soon as you pick up a little speed, it is likely to start chattering and giving you a lot of feedback then you are likely to catch an edge and get thrown off.

    Camber has better grip on ice but rocker will do you better off piste as the banana shape keeps the nose high.
    I notice that the APO is a cam-rock which is a technology I have not yet tried so I can’t really say how it performs. I am hoping to test one this coming season. I would also steer clear of Bataleon triple base technology. It is good in the park and helps you stop those dreaded edge catches but sketchy as hell on ice. And the bases are crap and slow. Flat boards seem a little lifeless to me and seem to lack pop (I have one, a salomon lily), although they seem to go quickly when you flatbase it!

    I personally love K2 boards, every one I have ridden I have fallen in love with. And I have ridden a lot of boards. They just feel so alive and bouncy and their sintered bases take some hammer. I am not the expert on mens boards but having had a look for you, I would consider a K2 darkstar if you want something fun and forgiving, and for something with a tad more stability and power a K2 turbo dream.

    http://www.s2as.com/p-K2_Darkstar_Snowb ... -4298.aspx
    http://www.snowandrock.com/k2-turbo-dre ... duct/15382
    If you need any other brands recommending, then again inbox me and we can have a chat.....or go to your local rider run boardstore.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I think a new Marin would do.
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

    How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

    Many thanks in advance.

    No offense, but if god didn't intend us to stare at womens' breasts, he shouldn't have created them :-)
    2010 Lynskey R230
    2013 Yeti SB66
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    MissBint37, awesome info, thank you very much :D
    I have no preference for regular or goofy, and keep getting jokingly told off by my instructor. He says I really should decide on a stance and really work on it, instead of being a jack-of-all-trades, master of none, so to speak.
    I'm not convinced (I think he's jealous of my mad skillz :lol: ), I think I'd prefer a neutral, non directional board, since both ways feel totally natural. But the slightly directional APO seemed to make sense, offering the best of both worlds.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    And, cue typical crudcatcher edit in 3...2...1... :lol:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    both ways feel totally natural.

    but surely one of those ways makes your ar5e hurt?
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Can we talk about fannies again now?
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