Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

MissBint37
MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
edited February 2017 in The Crudcatcher
Well Yeeha and Sheeps have their advice thread, so we know where to go if we need testosterone fueled answers but....

Ever wondered what a woman is thinking, wanted to unravel the mysteries of the female mind. We can tell you!!! In association with Tampax; the mouse is in the house and the Crudcatcher invites you to 'Grill the Gash'......

Who's first!?
Ride it like you stole it!
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Why don't all girls want it up the butt?

    Will that do, or wrong type of question? :D
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  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    Hello!

    I have a question.

    Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:

    Looking forward for your answer! (maybe) :wink::D
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Same as why not all guys want it up the butt. :lol:
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    crazy88 wrote:
    Why don't all girls want it up the butt?

    Will that do, or wrong type of question? :D

    1) It's like taking a poo backwards.....would you like to take a poo backwards? Not everyone does.

    2) Some men think its a good idea to try and do so without adequate lubrication. I mean come on that is going to hurt........enough to put someone off!!!
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  • CraigXXL
    CraigXXL Posts: 1,852
    What could be more scary than actually knowing what a woman is thinking. Besides whatever you tell us will be wrong and our fault as you will have changed your minds within 5 minutes.
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    hahaha! But i thought females liked poo'ing backwards? hmmmm, I have so much to learn.
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    El Capitano wrote:
    Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?

    So we can get naked and make out with each other of course....

    Back to reality....so we can talk about something bad that someone's boyfriend/love interest has done :evil:
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    El Capitano wrote:
    Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?

    I don't always, but it's usually to have a gossip/b*tch/touch up each others hair or make up or sometimes each other if they're lesbian.
    :lol:
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MissBint37 wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?

    So we can get naked and make out with each other of course....

    Back to reality....so we can talk about something bad that someone's boyfriend/love interest has done :evil:

    Or b1tch about some other girl....
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    bentes wrote:
    Hello!

    I have a question.

    Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:

    Looking forward for your answer! (maybe) :wink::D

    We KNOW you don't care but like to hope that one day a man will actually give a t0ss what we are thinking because women are compassionate creatures and generally we DO care what you are thinking and hope one day you blokes will decide to repay us the favour.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Why are so many girls complete wimps when it comes to any kind of sport or activity? It's a bit boring when all they have to talk about is coronation street. I call them coutch kitens they watch tv drink and occasionally use the gym cos being outside int he world is scary...

    Explain this
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    MissBint37 wrote:
    bentes wrote:
    Hello!

    I have a question.

    Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:

    Looking forward for your answer! (maybe) :wink::D

    We KNOW you don't care but like to hope that one day a man will actually give a t0ss what we are thinking because women are compassionate creatures and generally we DO care what you are thinking and hope one day you blokes will decide to repay us the favour.
    This is all way too sensible. Move it to the Hub. Oprah would be proud.
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Why are so many girls complete wimps when it comes to any kind of sport or activity? It's a bit boring when all they have to talk about is coronation street. I call them coutch kitens they watch tv drink and occasionally use the gym cos being outside int he world is scary...

    Explain this

    Short answer maternal instinct and self preservation....it's a beeyatch I tell you!

    Longer answer, I am one of said whimps. I am yet to pop out a Shaneequa, Chantelle, Chelseigh, Courtney, Kayden or Tyler into the world so I don't need to wuss out to stay alive to look after them so they may one day grace our TV screens on Jeremy Kyle....

    However, sadly, in my case, and I am pretty sure in the case of a large percentage of womens, the wuss gene does not lay dormant until you get knocked up.

    I do try and MTFU when I can though :wink:
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Why are you all so bloody paranoid?!

    :wink:
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Isn't womens extreme level of vanity also partly to blame.

    I mean not all women are bunny boilers surely?
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Thewaylander wrote:
    I mean not all women are bunny boilers surely?

    You're obviously gay or 12! :D
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Richie63 wrote:
    When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?

    I didn't realise it was! It's usually only an issue when I'm not getting it!!!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    "Grill the Gash' is that like " Bung a Snag on the barbie" ?


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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    crazy88 wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    I mean not all women are bunny boilers surely?

    You're obviously gay or 12! :D

    Or maybe you are with that comment :p

    Not all women want children, much like not all men do. I know a bunch of kids is my idea of my worst nightmare!
  • ThePriory1978
    ThePriory1978 Posts: 563
    Why is the going rate rate for an engagement ring so inflated 'in a girls mind'?
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?

    I didn't realise it was! It's usually only an issue when I'm not getting it!!!

    Ah, time to put the kettle on and wait for all the offers. Or comments about confusing sex and relationships.
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  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    Dear "Grill the Gash", (sounds painfull :shock: )

    Why do women get so excited by shoes, shoe shopping and owning vast collections of shoes?

    I personally hate shoe shopping and try to avoid it at all costs. I buy a pair, wear them till they fall apart, consider if going bare foot for a while, then begrudgingly drag myself into town and troll around the shops wishing i could be anywhere else.

    Thanks,

    Ben
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Dear Binty and Kitty. Many ladies are not fond of coarse language, especiallywhen describing the pudendum. For example many find the southern term "cant" terribly bothersome. What I would like to know is what is your favoured word for a "lady garden" and would you find it disturbing if a gentleman companion were to use such vulgar terminology when escorting you to the box social?
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    edited May 2011
    Dear Kitty & Bint

    I understand that some giorls are hairy (known as lady fur, the downy sort) an bleach their tash etc, but heres a question for you;

    Why is it that girl can have a lot of "lady fur" but not anal beard and Visa Versa. Its really annoying when you get a "smooth" one and they have a ZZ Top Back Door Mat!

    help
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Does size matter? Is 12 inches enough?
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  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    Lol Gaz. Women don't seem to like the C word much. I personally thing its one of the best.
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    My wife has grown to love and use the c word. The first time I declared it the love making instantly stopped, now it's all good! Persistence pays off gentlemen.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    box social?

    Brilliant
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