Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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My six pack is amazing, I drink one a day.0
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MissBint37 wrote:I have dated mingers.....they were just as big t0ssers as the non mingers.
So from now on, its hot men only please, if they are going to be a tw@t then they may as well look hot whilst doing it. And that doesn't just mean face, must have killer abs too....I'm getting even more shallow folks!
There's shallow then there is down right awkwardnessWhat if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
Oh and if you do want your man to go down there with his head, make sure you clean last nights man's love potion out first.0
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Ignore this, double post mongness0
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Kitty wrote:
as long as they accept me as a Catholic
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is that why you are called Kitty, because you are a Cat-o-holic?
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MissBint37 wrote:Thewaylander wrote:Dear Kitty + Missbint
Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is
1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).
2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.
3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.
4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).
5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!
6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.
That could be me through to boot camp
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supersonic wrote:Oh and if you do want your man to go down there with his head, make sure you clean last nights man's love potion out first.
And remove the bush...it's only fairFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Boot camp? Pah, I'll be waiting in the bedroom for a threesome. Hey, it's wrong, but I'll try anything three times.sandy hill wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Thewaylander wrote:Dear Kitty + Missbint
Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is
1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).
2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.
3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.
4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).
5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!
6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
Boot camp? Pah, I'll be waiting in the bedroom for a threesome. Hey, it's wrong, but I'll try anything with three limes.sandy hill wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Thewaylander wrote:Dear Kitty + Missbint
Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is
1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).
2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.
3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.
4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).
5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!
6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.
That could be me through to boot camp0 -
Any fit men who meet all my t&c's feel free to PM me, with pics of course
Heatherisshallow.com Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Any fit men who meet all my t&c's feel free to PM me, with pics of course
Heatherisshallow.com
The scariest thing about the internet is that people will treat this as deadly seriousFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Heather iss hallow?0
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MissBint37 wrote:Any fit men who meet all my t&c's feel free to PM me, with pics of course
Heatherisshallow.com
I concur.0 -
Are knob pics ok?0
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You'll need a serious zoom on your camera.I don't do smileys.
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Outwards, yes.0
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Why did God make man perfect but with women he made complicated pipe work and a temperamental electronic management system??0
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If you are not in the mood/headache/whatever other excuses you have, is cracking one off in the bed next to you acceptable?0
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Ah, HEATHER, of course, DUH! :oops:MissBint37 wrote:Any fit men who meet all my t&c's feel free to PM me, with pics of course
Heatherisshallow.com
Shouting "OI, HEATHER", is much more acceptable than shouting "OI, BINT".
I don't even need to ask you two that.0 -
Heath Eris Shallow lol
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supersonic wrote:Heath Eris Shallow lol
Heat Her Iss Allow
what does this even mean??
Dear Bint and kitty
if you were to become a "rug ruffler", what would be you're ideal woman?0 -
kaiser83 wrote:supersonic wrote:Heath Eris Shallow lol
Heat Her Iss Allow
what does this even mean??
Dear Bint and kitty
if you were to become a "rug ruffler", what would be you're ideal woman?
I'd guess they'd pick an ideal woman just like supersonic's ideal woman
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kaiser83 wrote:supersonic wrote:Heath Eris Shallow lol
Heat Her Iss Allow
what does this even mean??
Dear Bint and kitty
if you were to become a "rug ruffler", what would be you're ideal woman?
Having been through my experimental phase probably a decade or so ago, I think I can safely say that the chances of becoming a lettuce licker are slim to none. However, I do find girls attractive and quite enjoy looking at them in bikinis like most of you lot do (with the exception of Josh of course).
I prefer more alternative girls to be honest, love tattoos and piercings. But I like the girls to look like girls, not like butch dykes. Some of the Suicide Girls are pretty hot (although there are some mingers on there too). For example;
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Devushka/ ... ue+Cobalt/
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Grenade/p ... pose+++++/Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Dear Bint and Kitty,
I came across this in the Testosterone area of a popular Forum:
Will the smell of bacon make a man more attractive to the opposite sex? Of course vegetarians exempt, but the general population of bacon scoffing English, Scots and Welsh lasses.
Secondly, if the girl likes the aroma of bacon, I have to ask that if the above product was applied around the male genital area, how do you, as women, perceive the average woman's response to this product during fellatio?
My thoughts are that the female could become over excited, mistake the pecker for breakfast and take a bite!
Your thoughts please kind ladies0 -
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supersonic wrote:If you are not in the mood/headache/whatever other excuses you have, is cracking one off in the bed next to you acceptable?
yes that is fineRide it like you stole it!0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:
Oops sorry :?Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Raymondavalon wrote:Dear Bint and Kitty,
Will the smell of bacon make a man more attractive to the opposite sex? Of course vegetarians exempt, but the general population of bacon scoffing English, Scots and Welsh lasses.
Nope, you need this to make you more attractive to the opposite sex. There is something about this aftershave its amazing and makes me want it! I can't explain it but this stuff has something in it. http://www.smellsgood.co.uk/abercrombie ... -50ml.htmlRaymondavalon wrote:Secondly, if the girl likes the aroma of bacon, I have to ask that if the above product was applied around the male genital area, how do you, as women, perceive the average woman's response to this product during fellatio?
My thoughts are that the female could become over excited, mistake the pecker for breakfast and take a bite!
Your thoughts please kind ladies
Depends if it tastes like bacon.
This reminds me of the time that I ate some of my Orange scented face wash because it smelled so nice. It tasted like soap
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MissBint37 wrote:This reminds me of the time that I ate some of my Orange scented face wash because it smelled so nice. It tasted like soap
I have orange scented hand cleaner that I got from Cosco. I can relate to the fact it don't taste as good as it smells, neither does Fenwicks...0 -
I have made a similar mistake with Strawberry soap and cocoa shower gel. Yes, I didn't learn from the first time.
I would rather click the NSFW links than anything that takes me to something made by Abercrombie & Felch.0
