Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

MissBint37

Kitty wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Kitty wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint.

One of the girls in my office took one look at my cuticles and recommended that "I get them done", now I'm proud of my personal hygiene routine, shower & fresh shirt every day etc, and I always ensure my nails are cut short and never bite them(as it's easier to get the crap out of them after working on the bike)

So is going to one of them nail parlour things just taking it too far, or should I just realise that to be a modern man you've got to turn a bit homo!

Thanks

Don't do it unless you want the majority of people who know you to question your sexuality.

Thanks Kitty.. good answer, I think I'll give it a miss and treat the wife to one instead!

Go on a spa day with the missus, and then have one!

Personally, even as a girl, I aint paying for someone to do something I can do myself. Waste of money.

I agree, but then I am not a girly girl.

However, if your cuticles are a mess it can cause those nasty sore peely bits on the skin at the bottom of your nail. So it is best to push them back. But it's fine to do this after a soak in the bath, you can usually just do it with your other fingernails then, no need for any special tools!

MissBint37

kaiser83 wrote:

Dear Kitty and MissBint

I was recently propositioned with a lime, some string, a jar but no chopped liver, and i really need to know if there is an alternative?!

Thanks in advance

I hear mushy peas can work quite well.

MissBint37

Thewaylander wrote:

Dear Kitty + Binty

Why are women so obbsessed that scars are bad, Surely it just means you are more bad ass than the woman next to you?

Brain

I have scars, they don't bother me, but then they are all relatively small. We all need our war wounds....however most of mine were gained by doing boring stuff and nothing cool or dangerous

If I had a mahoooosive scar I may think otherwise.

However, we are all insecure about something on our bodies, I think you will find it hard to find a woman that is totally happy with thier appearance, I know I have my insecurities.

we just want to look our best for our men, if we have one! We think our scars and imperfections will put you off. I for one have not managed to gague how much the things I think are not perfect about myself actually put blokes off.

Gazlar

Madam(s)

May I ask, why when a woman is in a bad mood do us gentlemen have to play the game of guessing what the bad mood is all about, as we should just know anyway? Our line of enquiry is further hampered by the denial of any bad mood being present, despite clear symptoms to the contrary? This further probing invariably leads to the woman being in a worse mood overall as it requires persistent questioning and harranguing to asscertain the reason for said lady being at a low ebb. Surely if as an emotional woman, the best way to deal with the problem is firstly to admit to it and subsequently give reason so that it can be dealt with appropriately, either through support and affection, or by simply keeping the fook out of the way. I may have answered my own question somewhat, but what are your thoughts on the matter

Kind regards
Mr G. Derry
West Midlands

MissBint37

Gazlar wrote:

Madam(s)

May I ask, why when a woman is in a bad mood do us gentlemen have to play the game of guessing what the bad mood is all about, as we should just know anyway? Our line of enquiry is further hampered by the denial of any bad mood being present, despite clear symptoms to the contrary? This further probing invariably leads to the woman being in a worse mood overall as it requires persistent questioning and harranguing to asscertain the reason for said lady being at a low ebb. Surely if as an emotional woman, the best way to deal with the problem is firstly to admit to it and subsequently give reason so that it can be dealt with appropriately, either through support and affection, or by simply keeping the fook out of the way. I may have answered my own question somewhat, but what are your thoughts on the matter

Kind regards
Mr G. Derry

West Midlands

Men do this too, it is tres annoying!!!

If we won't tell you what is wrong, then assume that the bad mood is your fault and try and figure out what you have done.....and fix it..........either that or you are being cheated on, and the person you are being cheated on with has done something bad!!

I am bad at keeping stuff from people, and if I am annoyed or upset at someone I usually tell them however, this often sees me getting into even more trouble hmmm

Thewaylander

rather be told than having someone moody for what seems like no reason...

GhallTN6

Dear Miss Bint, and Kitty,

With your history of relationships, what do you think of the "familly man" Ryan Giggs threesome, oops, sorry, foursome..

If you were his wife, would you:

a. Stick with him and carry on as normal like the WAG you always wanted to be
b. Stick it to him and take him to the cleaners
c. Go into bad mood and let him try and guess what he has done wrong
d. Invite Imogen and Natasha round and show them how to use a glass d1ldo
e. Invite Imogen and Natasha round and show them some string, a lime and the pre-dug ditch in the garden.

cheers

Kitty

b.

montevideoguy

getonyourbike wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.

good question. What's the point of the stupid face?

The "duck face"

montevideoguy

Also...what is your opinion on passing wind? You all go on about it being disgusting but surely there is a part of the female which loves dropping a bum bomb?

Anonymous

Montevideoguy wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.

good question. What's the point of the stupid face?

The "duck face"

I know what it's called dick face, but WHY?

sheepsteeth

Montevideoguy wrote:

bum bomb?

thats what i call my dick

montevideoguy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.

good question. What's the point of the stupid face?

The "duck face"

I know what it's called dick face, but WHY?

Not "dick face"...."duck face"


I blame images of women post botox

montevideoguy

http://antiduckface.com/

montevideoguy

sheepsteeth wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

bum bomb?

thats what i call my dick

I'll dick you in a minute

sheepsteeth

Montevideoguy wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

bum bomb?

thats what i call my dick

I'll dick you in a minute

you havent got a good dick in you

montevideoguy

sheepsteeth wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

bum bomb?

thats what i call my dick

I'll dick you in a minute

you havent got a good dick in you

Thank God for that

Anonymous

Montevideoguy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.

good question. What's the point of the stupid face?

The "duck face"

I know what it's called dick face, but WHY?

Not "dick face"...."duck face"


I blame images of women post botox

No wonder you were extradited, was it to increase the country's average IQ?
I know it's called DUCK FACE, but I called you, DICK FACE.
See what I did there?

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

DICK

thats what i call my dick

montevideoguy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.

good question. What's the point of the stupid face?

The "duck face"

I know what it's called dick face, but WHY?

Not "dick face"...."duck face"


I blame images of women post botox

No wonder you were extradited, was it to increase the country's average IQ?
I know it's called DUCK FACE, but I called you, DICK FACE.
See what I did there?

I did...but you didn't see what I done

Clank

Children, don't make me come back there!


S**t, that sounded way too Gary Glitter! :shock:

montevideoguy

Clank wrote:

Children, don't make me come back there!


S**t, that sounded way too Gary Glitter! :shock:

You've been waiting to use that one haven't you?

Clank

Montevideoguy wrote:

You've been waiting to use that one haven't you?

Like a coiled f*****g spring!

....which, interestingly, is what Sheepsteeth calls his.......

ThanksBye

dick?

FocusZing

Dear miss Kitty, miss Bint,

Whilst out on my rejuvenated MTB, one unfortunately twisted ones testicle due to over exuberance. Time is of the ee..eee.eeessence, should one twist said testes to the right or the left?

foxc_uk

teh ladies tend to be under the misapprehension that the 'duck face' makes them look prettier.

Having pulled said face once or twice myself, I can safely say it doesn't work. Unfortunately not many catch on to this particularly quickly.

Kitty

FocusZing wrote:

Dear miss Kitty, miss Bint,

Whilst out on my rejuvenated MTB, one unfortunately twisted ones testicle due to over exuberance. Time is of the ee..eee.eeessence, should one twist said testes to the right or the left?

What? :?

Anonymous

foxc_uk wrote:

teh ladies tend to be under the misapprehension that the 'duck face' makes them look prettier.

Having pulled said face once or twice myself, I can safely say it doesn't work. Unfortunately not many catch on to this particularly quickly.

There's a friend of mine who is actually a very very pretty girl, yet she insist on making herself look like a special needs in all her facebook photos. It's quite saddening.

ThanksBye

Kitty/Bint Why do a rather large number of women seem to think bright orange make up, with a nice line visiable around the face attractive?

Kitty

ThanksBye wrote:

Kitty/Bint Why do a rather large number of women seem to think bright orange make up, with a nice line visiable around the face attractive?

Because they're stupid.