Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

Gazlar

Kitty wrote:

Just you dear.

Of Course, and some butter toffee's too!!

TheNorthernTrain

This girl I've been banging refuses to make me bacon sandwiches after nights out - even after providing her with a bed and some fun for the night. Once I even offered her the chance to help herself to the bacon and bread so she could make her own, (I was feeling quite generous that morning, as I had been shopping the day before so had copious amounts of bacons)

What am I doing wrong, is it my performance? or is there some way i can persuade her to make them for me? Cos quite frankly, it's too much effort for me to make them, especially when I'm so hungover I can barely stand up straight - however they are a necessity and I would prefer them before i feel brave enough to venture out of my bed.

Suggestions are welcome - quite frankly, i'm considering moving on. I need someone who can make me bacons in the morning.

Mental Mickey

sheepsteeth wrote:

this question i would like an answer from the both of you:

what is the best hangover cure?

please answer quickly, i think i am going to die.

Making yourself look very amateurish here.......even vegetarians know the answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8[/url]

GhallTN6

MissBint37 wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint

How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?

Many thanks in advance.

I'd love it, but being as I have a pathetic 32C my baps don't draw that much attention.....it's all about the ass baby!

Perfect, If I am struck down today I will happily meet my maker knowing that I have made quite a few women feel good about themselves.

p.s. 32C is just right, enough to get a cleavage, but won't end up down by your waist when you hit 40, I'm not a fan of women with large breasts/cleavage but them have an ar5s the size of a bus!

Mental Mickey

GhallTN6 wrote:

p.s. 32C is just right, enough to get a cleavage, but won't end up down by your waist when you hit 40, I'm not a fan of women with large breasts/cleavage but them have an ar5s the size of a bus!

I agree, I don't conform to any media type idea of beauty, the girl next door type would do me, it's hard to tell from a small avatar pic but MissBint (I thought 'bint' was only known here in the west mids b.t.w?) looks like the kinda girl I'd stare at, at the bus stop then possibly follow her home and try a sneak a peek at her from the tree branches across the street.

getdownmonkeyman

Kitty, I can't find the thread with your model vote thing, but you have some real competition:

http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition ... dgek9j984/

Kitty

Haha awesome!

http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition ... djdhbrjg2/

Thats mine, and I have no chance, but hopefully will get a free voucher from it again! 8)

bartimaeus

Kitty wrote:

Haha awesome!

http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition ... djdhbrjg2/

Thats mine, and I have no chance, but hopefully will get a free voucher from it again! 8)

So do you want us all to vote for you, then? What do you win?

kaytronika

Bartimaeus wrote:

So do you want us all to vote for you, then? What do you win?

A date with the bloke currently at number 1

Kitty

Hell yeah! Vote vote vote!

Stevo_666

kaytronika wrote:

Bartimaeus wrote:

So do you want us all to vote for you, then? What do you win?

A date with the bloke currently at number 1

Just goes to show, if you get enough of your mates to vote for you...

GhallTN6

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint.

One of the girls in my office took one look at my cuticles and recommended that "I get them done", now I'm proud of my personal hygiene routine, shower & fresh shirt every day etc, and I always ensure my nails are cut short and never bite them(as it's easier to get the crap out of them after working on the bike)

So is going to one of them nail parlour things just taking it too far, or should I just realise that to be a modern man you've got to turn a bit homo!

Thanks

Thewaylander

fella UI can't believe you asking that question you big girls blouse.....

GhallTN6

Thewaylander wrote:

fella UI can't believe you asking that question you big girls blouse.....

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Royal Marine to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Kaise

GhallTN6 wrote:

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Sailor Boy to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Fixed

GhallTN6

kaiser83 wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Sailor Boy to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Fixed

Excellent reply, well done, just remember to say that when you bump into some Royal Marines returning from Afghanistan, I'm sure they will treat you with the respect you deserve!

Kitty

GhallTN6 wrote:

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint.

One of the girls in my office took one look at my cuticles and recommended that "I get them done", now I'm proud of my personal hygiene routine, shower & fresh shirt every day etc, and I always ensure my nails are cut short and never bite them(as it's easier to get the crap out of them after working on the bike)

So is going to one of them nail parlour things just taking it too far, or should I just realise that to be a modern man you've got to turn a bit homo!

Thanks

Don't do it unless you want the majority of people who know you to question your sexuality.

Thewaylander

GhallTN6 wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Sailor Boy to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Fixed

Excellent reply, well done, just remember to say that when you bump into some Royal Marines returning from Afghanistan, I'm sure they will treat you with the respect you deserve!

This is the armed service attitude that i can't stand. I had a whole slew of the royal welsh guard pile into a martial class that i was part of a few years back, only one kept coming. because the rest got weepy when there asses were handed to them.

The guy who kept comign was a rare lad good sport used to joke he could bench press me(which he prob could lol) but that he couldn't beat me in grappling boxing or anything but he filled me with more confidence in the armed service than that attitude

Yes most army guys are fit lads, and are trained to use weapons but the hard man image doesnt rub with me.

Kaise

GhallTN6 wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Sailor Boy to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Fixed

Excellent reply, well done, just remember to say that when you bump into some Royal Marines returning from Afghanistan, I'm sure they will treat you with the respect you deserve!

you need to chill out there home boy, take a joke!

trust me i know far too many people in the forces who are serving away from home in countries they dont want to be in and i also know far too many that will never see their families again - so in a word fark off, you know sh*t about me and how much respect i give to the armed forces

GhallTN6

Kitty wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint.

One of the girls in my office took one look at my cuticles and recommended that "I get them done", now I'm proud of my personal hygiene routine, shower & fresh shirt every day etc, and I always ensure my nails are cut short and never bite them(as it's easier to get the crap out of them after working on the bike)

So is going to one of them nail parlour things just taking it too far, or should I just realise that to be a modern man you've got to turn a bit homo!

Thanks

Don't do it unless you want the majority of people who know you to question your sexuality.

Thanks Kitty.. good answer, I think I'll give it a miss and treat the wife to one instead!

GhallTN6

Thewaylander

So these soldiers just walked into a martial arts class and just expected to beat everyone up without any training.. that would be stupid, but that's the Army for you, and comparing the Army to the Marines is just rude, it's like comparing a pizza delivery boy to a TT racer!

kaiser83

I'm glad you respect the armed forces, so I'm not going to argue.. on a furum, nah!

Thewaylander

Yup we had RAF boys, army boys. any one visiting the RAF St Athan base looking for a good trainging sesion.

It's a typical armed forces attitude and its the one thing i can not respect.

Kitty

GhallTN6 wrote:

Kitty wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint.

One of the girls in my office took one look at my cuticles and recommended that "I get them done", now I'm proud of my personal hygiene routine, shower & fresh shirt every day etc, and I always ensure my nails are cut short and never bite them(as it's easier to get the crap out of them after working on the bike)

So is going to one of them nail parlour things just taking it too far, or should I just realise that to be a modern man you've got to turn a bit homo!

Thanks

Don't do it unless you want the majority of people who know you to question your sexuality.

Thanks Kitty.. good answer, I think I'll give it a miss and treat the wife to one instead!

Go on a spa day with the missus, and then have one!

Personally, even as a girl, I aint paying for someone to do something I can do myself. Waste of money.

Briggo

GhallTN6 wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

GhallTN6 wrote:

Tell me about it, oh how I've fallen, from former Sailor Boy to IT Manager surrounded by women and their feminine ways!

Fixed

Excellent reply, well done, just remember to say that when you bump into some Royal Marines returning from Afghanistan, I'm sure they will treat you with the respect you deserve!

Fear the oh mighty one.

Oh and get over yourself.

Kaise

Dear Kitty and MissBint

I was recently propositioned with a lime, some string, a jar but no chopped liver, and i really need to know if there is an alternative?!

Thanks in advance

Clank

Dear Kitty and Miss Bint,

If I bring this rag to your house, can you tell me if it smells of chloroform?

Thewaylander

Dear Kitty + Binty

Why are women so obbsessed that scars are bad, Surely it just means you are more bad ass than the woman next to you?

Brain

spongtastic

After grilling a gash for nearly a week, doesn't it start to burn?

bentes

Dear Kitty & Miss Bint

Around here we have a saying that says:

"Women scr*w to get married and men get married to scr*w"

Is this a normal behavior, and why?

Stevo_666

bentes wrote:

men get married to scr*w"

That bit is probably the opposite of the UK.