Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Stevo 666 wrote:kaytronika wrote:Bartimaeus wrote:
So do you want us all to vote for you, then? What do you win?
A date with the bloke currently at number 1
Just goes to show, if you get enough of your mates to vote for you...
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bentes wrote:Dear Kitty & Miss Bint
Around here we have a saying that says:
"Women scr*w to get married and men get married to scr*w"
Is this a normal behavior, and why?
So if I start screwing around I'll find someone to marry...hmmmmmm0 -
I don't think I was clear enough, my apologies.
The point of that saying is:
Imagine a man and a woman are dating.
The woman gives man a lot of sex so that he thinks: "wow! This is the woman for me! I don't need another one because this one gives me more sexy time than I can handle!" So he marries her. And then, when the woman has what she wants, sexy time is no more.
So the man marries to keep sexing and the woman sexes to get married.0 -
bentes wrote:I don't think I was clear enough, my apologies.
The point of that saying is:
Imagine a man and a woman are dating.
The woman gives man a lot of sex so that he thinks: "wow! This is the woman for me! I don't need another one because this one gives me more sexy time than I can handle!" So he marries her. And then, when the woman has what she wants, sexy time is no more.
So the man marries to keep sexing and the woman sexes to get married.
Bravo!!! Completely true.
Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
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Nah i'm sure he is right to be fair.
Most women start with teh headaches lol0 -
Yep, scientists have found a substance that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90% - it's called Wedding Cake."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Kitty wrote:What a load of rubbish!
Men! You're all bloody stupid. :P
Kitty are you saying you will put out just as much after marriage that you do before? If so you just become a target for most men on the forum....0 -
See this is a disagreement I have with some of the lads I know. It is there view that to get a bf I should sleep with them first. Whereas I think to get a boyfriend obviously I shouldn't have to sleep with them. But maybe I'm behind on the times, just don't see the point of sleeping around and getting called names for it.0
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Well, when/if I get married I shall expect my husband to want to have sex regularly or he'll be getting divorced. Haha0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
OH NOES. I've got a headache today, what does that mean? :shock:crazy88 wrote:Kitty, are you married? If not...you cannot possibly comment. The day you marry, is the day the headache's will start. FACT
You've got a fanny?Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
No, but i have spent the morning fannying about with some stupid cartoons. :?0
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Kitty wrote:See this is a disagreement I have with some of the lads I know. It is there view that to get a bf I should sleep with them first. Whereas I think to get a boyfriend obviously I shouldn't have to sleep with them. But maybe I'm behind on the times, just don't see the point of sleeping around and getting called names for it.
But you are catholic, so none of that shenanigans before you are married anyway!0 -
Dear Mibitty (that's Jedward for miss bint and kitty)
what is the point in professor Brian C0cks (not a spelling mistake) andwhy do women love the arrogant condescending tool so much? I'm not normally bothered by celebrities and popularity, but seriously the bull this tool comes out with is more than the bull I come out with and that's saying something. This is the guy that cones out with things like "If normal intelligence were a grain of sand, like this one here in the sahara, then my own intelligence would be the size of this giant cruise ship I'm now on, did I mention I were in dee-ream?"
So yeah I suppose my question is what do you think women see in him, and who would be your ideal celebrity boyfriend0 -
Things can only get better.0
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supersonic wrote:Kitty wrote:See this is a disagreement I have with some of the lads I know. It is there view that to get a bf I should sleep with them first. Whereas I think to get a boyfriend obviously I shouldn't have to sleep with them. But maybe I'm behind on the times, just don't see the point of sleeping around and getting called names for it.
But you are catholic, so none of that shenanigans before you are married anyway!
Haha we'll see! :P0 -
Gazlar wrote:Dear Mibitty (that's Jedward for miss bint and kitty)
what is the point in professor Brian C0cks (not a spelling mistake) andwhy do women love the arrogant condescending tool so much? I'm not normally bothered by celebrities and popularity, but seriously the bull this tool comes out with is more than the bull I come out with and that's saying something. This is the guy that cones out with things like "If normal intelligence were a grain of sand, like this one here in the sahara, then my own intelligence would be the size of this giant cruise ship I'm now on, did I mention I were in dee-ream?"
So yeah I suppose my question is what do you think women see in him, and who would be your ideal celebrity boyfriend
I don't see what people see in him.
Ideal Celeb bf = Adam Sandler = Hot and funny! Failing that a F1 driver!0 -
Kitty wrote:Gazlar wrote:Dear Mibitty (that's Jedward for miss bint and kitty)
what is the point in professor Brian C0cks (not a spelling mistake) andwhy do women love the arrogant condescending tool so much? I'm not normally bothered by celebrities and popularity, but seriously the bull this tool comes out with is more than the bull I come out with and that's saying something. This is the guy that cones out with things like "If normal intelligence were a grain of sand, like this one here in the sahara, then my own intelligence would be the size of this giant cruise ship I'm now on, did I mention I were in dee-ream?"
So yeah I suppose my question is what do you think women see in him, and who would be your ideal celebrity boyfriend
I don't see what people see in him.
Ideal Celeb bf = Adam Sandler = Hot and funny! Failing that a F1 driver!
A formula one racing driver you say, if only there was one with a head the shape of corned beef
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Can you imagine if Coulthard and Sophie Ellis-Bextor had a child? It's head would need a crane.0
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Oh my that would an evil Spawn child
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Kitty wrote:
Ideal Celeb bf = Adam Sandler
The problem with Adam sandler as a bf is that you'd probably go out with him and find out that he's a complete douche, so you'd leave him to bum around all day, then he'd end up in some kind of mad but fortuitous circumstance (with hillarious consequences some might say) and bag himself a new girlfriend, plus you'd have to put up with Rob schneider popping round every 20-25 minutes, now can anyone guess which Adam sandler Film I'm talking about??
yeah thats right, pretty much every one he's ever made
In fairness to him, he seems like a thouroughly decent chap though so I can't be too hard on him0 -
Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.0 -
good question. What's the point of the stupid face?yeehaamcgee wrote:Right, here's one for the girls.
Why do so many of your fellow girls think it's cute, sexy or attractive do do some weird pout in photos, whan all it really does is make them look like an inbred down's sufferer.0 -
Well I am back from my week surfing, so I shall catch up on what I have missed, wondering how many more of you I need to advise to purchase a glass dildo this week hahaRide it like you stole it!0
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PamPen25 wrote:Hi Kitty and MissBint,
I have a question, although it has been known an impossible one to answer.
Why, especially when it comes to women, are men whingey so-and-so? Why can't they accept us as the superior race we are?
Thank for your time
Welllll, 1) we are not a superior race......however neither are they, we are just very different and whoever made us made us both faulty and unable to interpret one another.
2) As a woman, I cannot answer a question about the male mind, all I can say is that I don't understand it and I can't pretend to. I would suggest posting this in Yeeha & Sheep's thread. In fact, I shall put a copy of it there for you too.......I dread to think how they wil answer!!! :shock:Ride it like you stole it!0 -
north-sure wrote:This girl I've been banging refuses to make me bacon sandwiches after nights out - even after providing her with a bed and some fun for the night. Once I even offered her the chance to help herself to the bacon and bread so she could make her own, (I was feeling quite generous that morning, as I had been shopping the day before so had copious amounts of bacons)
What am I doing wrong, is it my performance? or is there some way i can persuade her to make them for me? Cos quite frankly, it's too much effort for me to make them, especially when I'm so hungover I can barely stand up straight - however they are a necessity and I would prefer them before i feel brave enough to venture out of my bed.
Suggestions are welcome - quite frankly, i'm considering moving on. I need someone who can make me bacons in the morning.
Offer to buy her a glass dildo and show her how to use it. If that doesn't work,...............neeeeeeeeeeeeeext!Ride it like you stole it!0
