Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Ladies,
Mrs 13 returns tonight from a week away with work, the house has had a clean through that any man would be more than happy with, I will be liberally spraying myself with scent of bacon..........mmmmmmmmm!
What else can i do to ensure that on her arrival in the house the second bang will be the door shutting behind her?Loving life in rural SW France
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Tartanyak wrote:I have made a similar mistake with Strawberry soap and cocoa shower gel. Yes, I didn't learn from the first time.
I would rather click the NSFW links than anything that takes me to something made by Abercrombie & Felch.
Well all I can tell you is that it makes me want to rip a guys' clothes off if he is wearing it. Abercrombie and Fitch or not its amazing. If you want to get laid, it's a good start!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
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bg13 wrote:Ladies,
Mrs 13 returns tonight from a week away with work, the house has had a clean through that any man would be more than happy with, I will be liberally spraying myself with scent of bacon..........mmmmmmmmm!
What else can i do to ensure that on her arrival in the house the second bang will be the door shutting behind her?
Well, every woman is different.....however if Mrs13 is not gay, and she has been away for a week, she should just jump on you as soon as she walks in the door. I mean a week without it hellloooooooooooooooo!
However, should you want to ensure it happens...you can
1) Buy some Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce as mentioned a few posts earlier
2) Buy a glass dildo for her and offer to show her how to use it
3) Buy her something from Tiffany
3) Cook her a romantic dinner
Option 3 would probably mean a delay in activities though!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
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Recommendation number 2? Now if he can get glass dildos made by Tiffany then he's onto a dead certMissBint37 wrote:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Glass is amazing. It is definitely the material of choice.Ride it like you stole it!0
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What is the female preference; 70s afro, or designed stubble?
Is short scratchy or long ticklish?0 -
bg13 wrote:Ladies,
Mrs 13 returns tonight from a week away with work, the house has had a clean through that any man would be more than happy with, I will be liberally spraying myself with scent of bacon..........mmmmmmmmm!
What else can i do to ensure that on her arrival in the house the second bang will be the door shutting behind her?
Prep. Low lighting, candles, flowers, dinner (two dine for £10 at M&S)
Action. Door close, flowers, fcuk, dinner.
She’ll think you’ve been naughty while shes away, maybe you have, but she’ll love you for the effort.
And you can fcuk off in the morning for a ride and she wont hold it against you quoting ‘quality time together’.
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MissBint37 wrote:
3) Buy her something from Tiffany
Option 3 would probably mean a delay in activities though!!!
hmm I canthink of better things to get her in the mood0 -
ThePriory1978 wrote:bg13 wrote:Ladies,
Mrs 13 returns tonight from a week away with work, the house has had a clean through that any man would be more than happy with, I will be liberally spraying myself with scent of bacon..........mmmmmmmmm!
What else can i do to ensure that on her arrival in the house the second bang will be the door shutting behind her?
Prep. Low lighting, candles, flowers, dinner (two dine for £10 at M&S)
Action. Door close, flowers, fcuk, dinner.
She’ll think you’ve been naughty while shes away, maybe you have, but she’ll love you for the effort.
And you can fcuk off in the morning for a ride and she wont hold it against you quoting ‘quality time together’.
And who said you could give advice
:evil:
Personally I would prefer the glass dildoRide it like you stole it!0 -
Gazlar wrote:MissBint37 wrote:
3) Buy her something from Tiffany
Option 3 would probably mean a delay in activities though!!!
hmm I canthink of better things to get her in the mood
Yer that would delay stuff.......permanently.
For any retards that just dont get it http://www.tiffany.co.uk/Shopping/Defau ... cat=148204 this Tiffany!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:bg13 wrote:Ladies,
Mrs 13 returns tonight from a week away with work, the house has had a clean through that any man would be more than happy with, I will be liberally spraying myself with scent of bacon..........mmmmmmmmm!
What else can i do to ensure that on her arrival in the house the second bang will be the door shutting behind her?
Well, every woman is different.....however if Mrs13 is not gay, and she has been away for a week, she should just jump on you as soon as she walks in the door. I mean a week without it hellloooooooooooooooo!
However, should you want to ensure it happens...you can
1) Buy some Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce as mentioned a few posts earlier
2) Buy a glass dildo for her and offer to show her how to use it
3) Buy her something from Tiffany
3) Cook her a romantic dinner
Option 3 would probably mean a delay in activities though!!!
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MissBint,
My mate posted this question on Facebook:Can somebody tell me why women take so f*ckin' long at cash machines!?
Some insight please0 -
getdownmonkeyman wrote:What is the female preference; 70s afro, or designed stubble?
Is short scratchy or long ticklish?
Are we talking down below here?Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Raymondavalon wrote:MissBint,
My mate posted this question on Facebook:Can somebody tell me why women take so f*ckin' long at cash machines!?
Some insight please
Welll...women might take a long time at cash machines, but a woman only takes the same ammount of time as a man. It's simple maths.
And why are you addressing only me, Kitty may have a better answer.Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Or swarfegaRaymondavalon wrote:MissBint37 wrote:This reminds me of the time that I ate some of my Orange scented face wash because it smelled so nice. It tasted like soap
I have orange scented hand cleaner that I got from Cosco. I can relate to the fact it don't taste as good as it smells, neither does Fenwicks... 0 -
Raymondavalon wrote:MissBint,
My mate posted this question on Facebook:Can somebody tell me why women take so f*ckin' long at cash machines!?
Some insight please
Am sure binty will have a better answer but i have a theory on this, and its the same as when women are about to pay for something.
Most women get to the point where they have to pay for something, or in this case use a cashpoint, and for some inexplicable reason they haven’t preempted the need to find their card in their purse in their handbag?!
For guys the time it takes for a woman to find their card in their purse in their handbag seems looong cos we are forward thinking creatures and so always have our wallet in hand ready cos we have goods in our sweaty palms we realise we have to pay for them.
Watch a cashpoint or a till and 90% of women get to the front and to their ‘surprise’ they suddenly realise they need there card or money to pay for something. Que rummaging past the blob towels, make-up, mobile phone, mirror, hairbrush, lipstick etc to find their purse. Followed by rummaging through there purse’s receipts, store cards, pictures, notes, coins to find their card.
My theory that this is inwardly bred in women, they don’t even realise they do it, so much so that when they have to pay for something it takes so long, guys will jump in and do the ‘here let me get that’ thing.
Unfortunbately it has now become part of normal female behaviour and whenever women have to get card/money out for anything they spend 10 minutes rummaging to find it.
Everytime they do it. EVERYTIME. Rant over.
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She probably won't know, here's a clueRaymondavalon wrote:MissBint,
My mate posted this question on Facebook:Can somebody tell me why women take so f*ckin' long at cash machines!?
Some insight please
"Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-through" cash point machines in the UK, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.
Male Procedure
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Remove card and receipt
6 Drive off
Female Procedure
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on the passenger seat to locate card
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Check eyelashes in mirror
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26 Release hand brake ""I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Dude, get your own advice thread. Pleb.ThePriory1978 wrote:Prep. Low lighting, candles, flowers, blah blah blah0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
She probably won't know, here's a clueRaymondavalon wrote:MissBint,
My mate posted this question on Facebook:Can somebody tell me why women take so f*ckin' long at cash machines!?
Some insight please
"Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-through" cash point machines in the UK, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.
Male Procedure
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Remove card and receipt
6 Drive off
Female Procedure
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on the passenger seat to locate card
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Check eyelashes in mirror
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26 Release hand brake "
I've seen this before. Someone posted it on the snowboarding forums last year.
I admit I am a bad driver and the bad driving points on there, would dtotally be me, the rest, not so much,Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:
And why are you addressing only me, Kitty may have a better answer.
Kitty is a stalker, whereas you're a real MTB girl, so therefore I value your opinion
Also, Kitty is fixated on "Why Am I Here" and I am afraid that that fixation may be shifted tro me or some other [unfortunate] Crudite. Prevention beats cure, and the cure would comprise of Kitty ending up in a ditch with a lime in her mouth, bound with string and her head in a position reminiscent of scenes from The Exorcist...0 -
Raymondavalon wrote:MissBint37 wrote:
you're a real MTB girl
You haven't seen my riding yet, I'm not sure I'm allowed to call it MTBing, perhaps MTBfalling-off-ing Ride it like you stole it!0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Dude, get your own advice thread. Pleb.ThePriory1978 wrote:Prep. Low lighting, candles, flowers, blah blah blah Ride it like you stole it!0 -
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Here's one. Seen a good price on an end of line APO seed snowboard.
Any good?0 -
Dear Kitty and Miss Bint
How often do you find men (or women) staring at your cleavage, and do you take this as a compliment of a sever breach of your personal space?
Many thanks in advance.0 -
Damn.. why didn't I see that mistake (although I was probably too busy staring at the receptionist's Breasts)..0
