Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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If you have an extra two that could well hit the spot.0
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*packs chloroform and heads to Sheffield
Oi, I ain't that easy.0 -
supersonic wrote:If you have an extra two that could well hit the spot.
it's your lucky day sailor, most fellas dont like them that wide :shock:0 -
You not seen the size of my arse.0
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is it like a railway tunnel?0
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supersonic wrote:3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.
I don't usually even get that far.
see that's all well and good, but then they get bundled, gagged and bound into the back of an old Volvo and sexed up and left in a quarry and that's going "too far". Neither of us can win!0 -
is it like a railway tunnel?
One end is, not got to the other yet.0 -
Thewaylander wrote:is it like a railway tunnel?
must be like the one at bournville station, where they do the cocoa shunt0 -
Gazlar wrote:Thewaylander wrote:is it like a railway tunnel?
must be like the one at bournville station, where they do the cocoa shunt
The one supplying the Fudge packing factory? Next door to the Uphill gardeners centerI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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I actually went through Bournville a couple of months ago!0
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Dear Missbint and Kitty, is your advice thread a post-modern exploration of the male psyche, a piece of performance art, or simply a very successful exercise in trolling? Perhaps it is all three?Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
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Bartimaeus wrote:Dear Missbint and Kitty, is your advice thread a post-modern exploration of the male psyche, a piece of performance art, or simply a very successful exercise in trolling? Perhaps it is all three?
Who cares , Lets get back to the biggest thing you shoved up your chuff questions
I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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A tale from the local doctors: a doc there had to extract a jar of nescafe out of a dark place of one male patient!0
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Richie63 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Thewaylander wrote:is it like a railway tunnel?
must be like the one at bournville station, where they do the cocoa shunt
The one supplying the Fudge packing factory? Next door to the Uphill gardeners center
have you been watching one of Josh's videos?0 -
Is quite obvious Josh visits his greenhouse whilst naked.0
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Gazlar wrote:Richie63 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Thewaylander wrote:is it like a railway tunnel?
must be like the one at bournville station, where they do the cocoa shunt
The one supplying the Fudge packing factory? Next door to the Uphill gardeners center
have you been watching one of Josh's videos?
No and double No before the pack of wolves descends on meI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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supersonic wrote:A tale from the local doctors: a doc there had to extract a jar of nescafe out of a dark place of one male patient!
nescafe? Are you sure it wasn't
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A more interesting shape for sure. Which end would you start with though?0
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End? I was thinking sideways, make it like a smiling cat eating nutella0
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Dear Kint and Bitty,
Why do women assume that all other women look the same down below and like the same stuff when poking around in the lady garden? Some have more flaps and folds than a packet of Bernard Matthews turkey ham.0 -
supersonic wrote:Dear Kint and Bitty,
Why do women assume that all other women look the same down below and like the same stuff when poking around in the lady garden? Some have more flaps and folds than a packet of Bernard Matthews turkey ham.
You been at the granny porn again?I don't do smileys.
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Thewaylander wrote:Dear Kitty + Missbint
Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is
-Someone I get on with and who I find attractive
-Someone who has some of my morals but I'm not fussed about most things, I don't mind if they're not religious as long as they accept me as a Catholic
-Someone who doesn't let me boss them around as I tend to be quite bossy
-Someone with a good sense of humour
-Someone who I can spend time with but doesn't mind me still going out with my friends and doing my own thing, and they do that too
-Someone who likes sports
-And someone who has an ambition in life, and wants to do things and be adventurous.
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TBH I didn't expect you both to say you don't mind mingers.0
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've been out with lads who I thought were gorgeous, and now I think they're quite disgusting.0
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supersonic wrote:Dear Kint and Bitty,
Why do women assume that all other women look the same down below and like the same stuff when poking around in the lady garden? Some have more flaps and folds than a packet of Bernard Matthews turkey ham.
Shall I ignore this because it is addressed to the wrong people?.....
I never assume anything.
First time is usually pretty iffy and I don't expect perfection from a bloke, however basic navigational skills are important......
..........the ones that have this can usually be trained I have found. The ones that don't......pretty much no hope!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
That does happen a lot when you split up! I also think some people grow on you. I have been out with people before and not liked a certain 'feature' but grown to like it, and then find it attractive on other people.
Anyway, that was far too gay. Flaps.0 -
I have dated mingers.....they were just as big t0ssers as the non mingers.
So from now on, its hot men only please, if they are going to be a tw@t then they may as well look hot whilst doing it. And that doesn't just mean face, must have killer abs too....I'm getting even more shallow folks!Ride it like you stole it!0
