Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

Richie63

Anonymous

MissBint37 wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

MissBint37, do you have an identical twin sister working at Chill Factore?
I swear you were there, but I couldn't remember your real name, and I just couldn't figure out a way to ask a girl "hey, are you Bint?" without getting a groin full of knee.

When was this supposed sighting? I used to work there as an instructor, but I left a while back, so if it was recent, it was probably my evil twin.

it was last night, so it must have been your evil twin. Mind you, we're quite backwards here in wales, so maybe I'd travelled back in time to when you worked there.

Kitty

Richie63 wrote:

Kitty wrote:

We your just stereotyping now. Not all women are evil all the time.

I'm all for women being equal and all the but when I have a boyfriend I quite enjoy letting him chill while I cook some food and do a bit of tidying, probs a bit old fashioned.

Just had visions of the Kitty household back in the 1950's

Lol what can I say, I just like the idea of looking after my man, when I have on anyway. And I like cooking and baking.

Thewaylander

Next you'll be telling us you change there napppies too hehe :P

spongtastic

Why is it that women consider doing three things at once, but never finishing any of them properly successful multi tasking?

MissBint37

spongtastic wrote:

Why is it that women consider doing three things at once, but never finishing any of them properly successful multi tasking?

I am particularly good at this. But I cannot explain it, obviously a flaw in female genetics.

Two things however is manageable....just

projectsome

What's the deal with pretty women staying single for what seems forever in hope that some guy's gonna come riding along in tin foil on a white horse?

Does your mum tell you this as part of the 'talk'

ddraver

Thewaylander wrote:

Ruined...

Give, up your not gonna get to smash Missbint she'd eat you alive.

Does nt put me off dude.

ddraver

yeehaamcgee wrote:

ddraver, you obviously haven't read her mind numbing relationship thread

That might

(and I "entered" the women's forum straight from the homepage so I plead innocence)

supersonic

MissBint37 wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Ladies.

Comments please.


what is the issue of leaving the seat up?

I don't care about the toilet seat being left up...as long as it's clean. Mens' bathrooms have a tendency to be scruffy on occasion :evil:

My bathroom is a palace of magnificence. Silk toilet roll. Gold plated taps that pipe mineral water from the alps. A joy to behold.

Kitty

projectsome wrote:

What's the deal with pretty women staying single for what seems forever in hope that some guy's gonna come riding along in tin foil on a white horse?

Does your mum tell you this as part of the 'talk'

I blame Disney. All the princess films.

Gazlar

Dearest Kint and Bitty

in your own words, could you describe the offside rule please?

MissBint37

Gazlar wrote:

Dearest Kint and Bitty

in your own words, could you describe the offside rule please?

In my own words...I don't care!!!

I presume you are referring to the football here, not the numerous other sports. where one can be offside??

However, what's the point explaining it, becasue it is down to the referee as to whether they call it for being offside anyway and that depends which team has bribed the ref most!!!

andyb78

^^^

Of rugby. Thanks.

andyb78

Damn. Too late :oops:

Thewaylander

Dear Kitty + Missbint

Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is

supersonic

6 ft, tall, athletic, lots of money and will take one for the team. Is my ideal lady.

MissBint37

Thewaylander wrote:

Dear Kitty + Missbint

Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is

1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).

2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.

3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.

4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).

5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!

6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.

Gazlar

supersonic wrote:

6 ft, tall, athletic, lots of money and will take one for the team. Is my ideal lady.

Pucker up sonic, sounds like I'm your ideal lady!

supersonic

I've pulled!

Thewaylander

Gaz Sonic, I'm biting my pen hard at work to stop from laughing.. if i break a tooth i'm blaming you guys....

Thewaylander

MissBint37 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Dear Kitty + Missbint

Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is

1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).

2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.

3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.

4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).

5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!

6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.

Now i'm interested in KItty's response because in my experience women often say number 4 on this list but never ever mean it

And thats me out, I'm ugly and skinny as hell and crap in the sack :P

supersonic

3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.

I don't usually even get that far.

supersonic

crap in the sack

A large cause of low sperm count that.

MissBint37

Thewaylander wrote:

Now i'm interested in KItty's response because in my experience women often say number 4 on this list but never ever mean it

And thats me out, I'm ugly and skinny as hell and crap in the sack :P

Yer I know. And in my younger days I would definitely not have gone for the number 4 thing either.

However, I worked as cabin crew and was away a lot, then I also dated a guy who worked away a lot. We were often apart for a couple of months at a time, so I became used to having my space. Once you have become accustomed to it, it's hard to give it up.

Gazlar

MissBint37 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Dearest Kint and Bitty

in your own words, could you describe the offside rule please?

In my own words...I don't care!!!

I presume you are referring to the football here, not the numerous other sports. where one can be offside??

However, what's the point explaining it, becasue it is down to the referee as to whether they call it for being offside anyway and that depends which team has bribed the ref most!!!

congratulations, you have proved with that answer you ARE a woman, possibly the only one on the intrawebz. Anyone could say I don't care, but then going on to a) trust the ref and then b)suggest corruption either way is a very femine way. A male way would be a) not to trust the officials because b) he's biased to the other team.

Kitty may yet turn out to be a bloke though,

MissBint37

MissBint37 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Dear Kitty + Missbint

Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is

1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).

2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.

3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.

4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).

5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!

6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.

Oh and I need to add something...

7) Someone who makes sure I know where I stand with them and doesn't mess me about. Say what you mean and mean what you say!!!

supersonic

Haha, that coming from a woman?!!!

projectsome

MissBint37 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Dear Kitty + Missbint

Please describe your idea of the perfect man, So all us fella's can giggle on how impossible it is

1) Somebody I consider to be relatively attractive. I am shallow (sorry but it's just the way it is).

2) Somebody who shares some of my interests (not necessarily all), but a love of the outdoors in some way, shape or form is essential.

3) Somoene who likes sex and makes an effort, is willing to try new things and that doesn't think missionary position in the dark is what sex should be.

4) Someone that does not want to live in my pockets, I need space to do my own thing (and in return I shall give you your space).

5) Someone that won't leech off me. OK so I can look after myself and I don't expect a man to pay for me, but similarly I don't expect to have to support someone else. I have done it several times and won't do it again!

6) Someone with a 'wrong' and dark sense of humour, because mine is pretty much as dark s they come.

:shock: It would seem I have a stalker! that pretty much describes me, give or take.

*packs chloroform and heads to Sheffield

Gazlar

supersonic wrote:

I've pulled!

oh no wait, I'm 6 foot 1. Does my extra inch bother you?