Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Clank wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:Why is it when a bloke sh@gs several women in a short space of time he is considered a stud and yet when lil ol me has 3 in 20 effin years I'm considered an immoral little slut?
Jealousy, girl. You getting more lovin' than they are. 8)
Lovin' that ain't self administered, either.
I haven't "self administered" as you so eloquently put it for quite a while, well, that may a small lie but that wasn't for my benefit so it doesn't count right?
*ahem*
Anyhooos, my point was why am I considered to be a slapper, what's the big diffeence to who's putting it about?
Just askin' like.
Love n hugs
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DIESELDOG wrote:Clank wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:Why is it when a bloke sh@gs several women in a short space of time he is considered a stud and yet when lil ol me has 3 in 20 effin years I'm considered an immoral little slut?
Jealousy, girl. You getting more lovin' than they are. 8)
Lovin' that ain't self administered, either.
I haven't "self administered" as you so eloquently put it for quite a while, well, that may a small lie but that wasn't for my benefit so it doesn't count right?
*ahem*
Anyhooos, my point was why am I considered to be a slapper, what's the big diffeence to who's putting it about?
Just askin' like.
Love n hugs
DD
I dont know but i'd dog her diesel!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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IcarusGreen wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:Clank wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:Why is it when a bloke sh@gs several women in a short space of time he is considered a stud and yet when lil ol me has 3 in 20 effin years I'm considered an immoral little slut?
Jealousy, girl. You getting more lovin' than they are. 8)
Lovin' that ain't self administered, either.
I haven't "self administered" as you so eloquently put it for quite a while, well, that may a small lie but that wasn't for my benefit so it doesn't count right?
*ahem*
Anyhooos, my point was why am I considered to be a slapper, what's the big diffeence to who's putting it about?
Just askin' like.
Love n hugs
DD
I dont know but i'd dog her diesel!
You haven't got a good dog in you...
err, no, wrong, on so many levels,
Pants.
Discuss.
Love n hugs
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FYI DIESELDOG
If you re insist on sexy talk with your new man in a public forum you re essentially doing the same thing as couples that sit in the corner dry humping each other and making horrendous sucking/slurping noises. This does nothing to dispel any slut reputations...
Now back to the gash advice....We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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ddraver wrote:FYI DIESELDOG
If you re insist on sexy talk with your new man in a public forum you re essentially doing the same thing as couples that sit in the corner dry humping each other and making horrendous sucking/slurping noises. This does nothing to dispel any slut reputations...
Now back to the gash advice....
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A key that opens any lock is called a master key.
A lock that can be opened by any key is just crap.0 -
whyamihere wrote:A key that opens any lock is called a master key.
A lock that can be opened by any key is just crap.
no no no, one that opens any lock is called a pi key0 -
Dear Kitty and Bint,
What's the deal with these new always pads they keep advertising with the flowers and shit on?
surely if you're sanitry towel is covered in blood from your lady bits, then it's not going to look pretty, or do you women like drop your knickers and compare or something?0 -
Dear Miss Bint, Her in doors is on about getting a Vejazzle. Although no doubt pleasing on the eye,, could it be I could suffer from friction burns, or puncture marks on the groin area when in action? Do you have any experience or advice in this field? :?0
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I'd suggest just dumping her and finding a bird that isn't a chav.
But this isn't my advice column, so...0 -
ddraver wrote:Anyone else have to google Vejazzle?
i jut did, it seems disgusting. there is only one thing a female vagina should be plastered with and it isnt little crystals.0 -
Erm, ignoring the fact that I'm not sure what other kind of vagina there is, would the thing it should be plastered in be... puke, beer, stale piss, blood, sweat and fear?sheepsteeth wrote:there is only one thing a female vagina should be plastered with and it isnt little crystals.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Erm, ignoring the fact that I'm not sure what other kind of vagina there is, would the thing it should be plastered in be... puke, beer, stale wee-wee, blood, sweat and fear?sheepsteeth wrote:there is only one thing a female vagina should be plastered with and it isnt little crystals.
it should, and washed down with a healthy punch preceded by a run up.0 -
Kitty & Bint's grill the gash seems to have a serious lack of Kitty, Bint & gash!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Ah, alright then, sheeps. was worried it was going to be something more "normal" for a minute.
it's good when the crudcatcher is running properly.
Icarus, Gash is the current topic. GTFO and take your FAIL with you.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:Icarus, Gash is the current topic. GTFO and take your FAIL with you.
It doesn't mean that there is enough of it - hence lack of gash (well lack of enough). The more gash the better! :twisted:+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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YOU'RE gash.0
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I'll gash you in a minute!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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IcarusGreen wrote:I'll gash you in a minute!
you havn't got a gashing in you!0 -
Christ...I am well confused...I thought the Vejazzle was a new Honda...got I am getting old0
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ricardo_smooth wrote:IcarusGreen wrote:I'll gash you in a minute!
you havn't got a gashing in you!
I have - whether it's a good one or not is a whole different matter :twisted:+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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No you haven't...otherwise you would have got you post count reset....0
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Let's not talk about post counts eh? Bloody ameteurs :twisted:0
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Can I just clarify something
Vejazzle is something to do with modding scooters !
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vejazzle
Vajazzle is fanny furniture0 -
Pudseyp wrote:Can I just clarify something
Vejazzle is something to do with modding scooters !
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vejazzle
Vajazzle is fanny furniture
You'll be surprised what women try and shove up there.... Vespa handle :? 0 -
I wondered why some mods have that hairy thing on the back of thier helmets....it's obviously the clippings from their wife when she is Vajazzled to help him Vejazzle....so i fact the two are linked !!
I have solved the puzzle....much love....0 -
Dear ladies
Having taken your advice in past situations it now seems that I'm getting a bit of attention from the women, the only issue there is that they're all in their mid-late 20's ! Now being in the final year of the teens this isn't good as when they clock on (ie i've let it slip) they're off !
So my question is, what would you suggest I do either make up that I'm older than I am as heck, it's alright for the night, or should I resign to breaking in the local girls like my peers do ?0
