Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

MissBint37

I also hate really bad kissers. Urgh. Don't want my face to feel like it has been licked by a drooling dog ta very much!

Gazlar

MissBint37 wrote:

I also hate really bad kissers. Urgh. Don't want my face to feel like it has been licked by a drooling dog ta very much!

But a good one and BINGO! (I mean its good, not that they kiss like a dog called bingo)
I've dated some right mentals, not knowing until the time, there was a girl who started telling me she already had her wedding dress bought for the right time, then it turned out she had a fiance already but was goind on some dates to see if he really was the one for her.

can anyone tell I'm trying to avoid doing the gardening today

foxc_uk

Gazlar wrote:

To be fair I find the whole kissing thing awkward. we met up with some old mates on Saturday, as a few had moved away I'd not met their wives/gf's before let alone their bambino's. At the end of it all us lads had our usual bon hommery, but then do you hug his wife, peck on the cheek, I dunno, i don't know this woman.

Back to dating though, this is why its best to meet someone when you've had a few. Nothing better than meeting someone cool and attractive and having a dance and a snog, that means if there is a follow up date then the whole awkwardness of kissing has been diluted

Ah, Wives/girlfriends, you need to do the cheek-touch kiss. That's more than enough, when you barely know someone. Very similar to the European greeting thing.
I sometimes forget that I'm not one of the lads, and go in for a handshake.... cue embarrassment about acting like a boy.

But if you've had a couple of drinks you can end up wearing your beer goggles, which means when you see them the next time you have a bit of a shock...

MissBint37 wrote:

I'm not really very good at dating and have only been on a couple of what I would class as dates.

The other was with the most recent, we went on a few 'dates' and nothing happened, it was getting really weird, so I text him if he liked me in that way, he said yes so next time I saw him I jumped on him. He has since changed his mind :evil:

I think Man2 had some commitment issues there!! Not your fault, although perhaps you need to be a bit pickier??

Ugh, I've been on loads of dates since breaking up with the last boyfriend last year. It has to be said, it's very overrated, especially when you go on about 5 first dates in a row, and they're all 'unsuitable'.

Gazlar

I had to read that twice, I was wondering, beer goggles.... mates wife.....? Jesus did i behave that inappropriately

foxc_uk

haha, sorry, should have split the quote up!
Had my fair share of inappropriate this weekend myself. Keep remembering and wishing I could delete it!

MissBint37

I don't think I have ever pulled anyone while I have been pi$$ed, perhaps that is where I am going wrong!!!

Gazlar

ahh Inappropriate is good, its more fun than well, not inappropriate, except when you show pictures of your mate "Downy Dan" to a girl who's brother had downs syndrome and died (I didn't know) thats when it gets a bit too much :oops:

GhallTN6

foxc_uk wrote:

Ah, Wives/girlfriends, you need to do the cheek-touch kiss. That's more than enough, when you barely know someone. Very similar to the European greeting thing.
I sometimes forget that I'm not one of the lads, and go in for a handshake.... cue embarrassment about acting like a boy.

I hate the old kiss on the cheek thing, it took me about five years to get used to the mother in law kiss cheek thing,, at least I know the routing now, as for mate's wives, I think they can see the panic in my eyes, and then when they go for the other cheek, they must feel the heat coming off it..

What about work colleagues though, after a night out and it's all kisses and stuff between the girls, what am I supposed to do :?: without embarassing myself and them thinking "dirty old git"

foxc_uk

How's this for inappropriate - out for drinks on friday night, ended up in the Cookie Club, one of the supervisors in our division started trying to touch me up.
He's married, and just...NO!!

Thewaylander

foxc_uk wrote:

How's this for inappropriate - out for drinks on friday night, ended up in the Cookie Club, one of the supervisors in our division started trying to touch me up.
He's married, and just...NO!!

What other perks to management are there?

Gazlar

foxc_uk
Oh, recieving end of inappropriate, yeah I see your point now, yeah thats when inappropriate turns bad (ooh a name for a bravo series I think, voiced over by the gay sherriff off polices craziest chases or whatever its called) In fact supervisor and married, thats double inappropriate, but inappropriate is a negative, so double negative....probably what he was thinking.


GhallTN6
My mother in law goes for kiss on the lips, which is even tougher to get used to. But yeah, i'm quite if not uncomfortable around female friends, I'm wary in case I do come across as a sleazeball, dunno why I would really but I'm always wary. Fortunately i have a fair number of rug munching friends and I'm really comfortable with them, I suppose they are the best of both worlds, chatty like women but also a bit like a lad

GhallTN6

Gazlar wrote:

foxc_uk
Oh, recieving end of inappropriate, yeah I see your point now, yeah thats when inappropriate turns bad (ooh a name for a bravo series I think, voiced over by the gay sherriff off polices craziest chases or whatever its called) In fact supervisor and married, thats double inappropriate, but inappropriate is a negative, so double negative....probably what he was thinking.


GhallTN6
But yeah, i'm quite if not uncomfortable around female friends, I'm wary in case I do come across as a sleazeball, dunno why I would really but I'm always wary.

A female coleague and I went to visit our other office in the UAE, I always thought we got on well, and I thought she was reasonably attractive, I thought we'd have a bit of a laugh, but I think I made such a point of not getting too close to her, (even when she was litterally falling out of her bra), in the end I think she thought I didn't like her so she didnt talk to me for about a month on getting back to the UK!

Clank

Gazlar wrote:

My mother in law goes for kiss on the lips, which is even tougher to get used to.

'Least she ain't using her tongue - be thankful for small mercies.

kg211

Dear MissBint and Kitty,

I am colour blind and cannot tell the difference between red and green.
I have just been told that my wife of 5 years is Ginger!!!

How can a woman be so cruel to me over so many years and what is my best course of action now that I have been told she is a ginger.

My first reaction to this was to slam my cock in the fridge door as punishment. I have since found that this is quite exciting ( it is a Smeg FAB28QNE in black with ice maker) and continue whenever I can.

My ginger wife says I am perverted but do you think so? She is the one who kept certain information from me, is she within her right to judge me? :?

Anonymous

You thought she was GREEN haired?
Check out the Redhead of the Day thread. pretty sure it'll change your mind about firebushes.

welshkev

foxc_uk wrote:

How's this for inappropriate - out for drinks on friday night, ended up in the Cookie Club, one of the supervisors in our division started trying to touch me up.
He's married, and just...NO!!

i once knocked a guy out (Literally) who i work with. twice in 1 night he just grabbed the boobs of a girl we worked with, blatantly in front of all of us...the first time she told him not to do it again in no uncertain terms (she told me after this he'd done it to her before) the second time i just lost it and jawed the fat tw@t...

not grown up of me, but what a dick!!!

kg211

I couldn't tell so why would I think it red? :oops:

Anonymous

kg211 wrote:

I couldn't tell so why would I think it red? :oops:

If you're red/green coloursblind, and can't tell the difference, then it's a pretty safe assumption that she had red hair. Far fewer people with green hair.
Even fewer women with green ladygardens.

kg211

I see the logic now after looking at the thread you suggested.

Is it right that she can judge me though?

Gazlar

Not so much green, but there's a fair few blue waffles in this city

Kaise

Gazlar wrote:

blue waffles

you are a sick sick puppy!

Gazlar

I hope you didn't just look. Try special fried rice too!

Kaise

no, fortunately (or unfortunately) i have seen what a blue waffle looks like and i can tell you, i'll be sticking with crispy duck wraps in future!

Anonymous

kg211, well, I'm a redhead, and I've judged you to be a halfwitted retard, so yes. yes, it is fine that she judges you.

welshkev

KG211- it's old but remember:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

kg211

yeehaamcgee wrote:

kg211, well, I'm a redhead, and I've judged you to be a halfwitted retard, so yes. yes, it is fine that she judges you.

Green to me

So having her judge me on the fridge thing is nothing to worry about

t0pc4t

Gazlar wrote:

Not so much green, but there's a fair few blue waffles in this city

should have known not to google that really

Gazlar

t0pc4t wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Not so much green, but there's a fair few blue waffles in this city

should have known not to google that really

try this, hot, must be hot



won't completely cure it but it takes the edge off

t0pc4t

mind you I just mailed all my work colleagues and advised them not to google it either

Kitty

What did I miss?