Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • kg211
    kg211 Posts: 34
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    kg211, well, I'm a redhead, and I've judged you to be a halfwitted retard, so yes. yes, it is fine that she judges you.


    Are you Mrs KG211? She has been funny tonight. :?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Kitty wrote:
    What did I miss?

    some arguing, some going off the point, and someone learning never google a phrase I use.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?
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  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    Just ambling through an entertaining thread.

    Was that single before he'she joined Eastenders?

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?

    I can answer that - try not to come in your own eyes.
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    supersonic wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?

    I can answer that - try not to come in your own eyes.

    I said "haven't I come acrross your face before" to a bird in a club once...turned out I did the week beofore in a Ron Jeremy stylee....
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Pudseyp wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?

    I can answer that - try not to come in your own eyes.

    I said "haven't I come acrross your face before" to a bird in a club once...turned out I did the week beofore in a Ron Jeremy stylee....

    stylee ....meaning short fat bloke waggling his todger about and cumming only moments after releasing it from his pants
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Richie63 wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?

    I can answer that - try not to come in your own eyes.

    I said "haven't I come acrross your face before" to a bird in a club once...turned out I did the week beofore in a Ron Jeremy stylee....

    stylee ....meaning short fat bloke waggling his todger about and cumming only moments after releasing it from his pants

    Yeah but he is rich and seen more puss puss than Rolf Harris in his five series of Animal Hospital.....
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Yeah but he is rich and seen more puss puss than Rolf Harris in his five series of Animal Hospital.....

    :lol:
    Love this quote, it has made my morning!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Richie63 wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Dear Kitty and Bint....

    You know the old wives tale, "to much w@nking and you will go blind" I know have to wear contact lenses.....is my deteriorating sight due to working with PC's everyday or to much spanking the monkey in my teens ?

    I can answer that - try not to come in your own eyes.

    I said "haven't I come acrross your face before" to a bird in a club once...turned out I did the week beofore in a Ron Jeremy stylee....

    stylee ....meaning short fat bloke waggling his todger about and cumming only moments after releasing it from his pants

    Dude is also know for his quality count downs from 10 :p
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Dear Kitty n Bint,

    I've been practically living at a young lady's house for the past 2 weeks (we've been friends for at least 3 months)

    I've come to like said female recently, should I stick it up her obvious and see if she likes it or should I wait a bit longer? How do I know when she's ready?
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Dear Kitty n Bint,

    I've been practically living at a young lady's house for the past 2 weeks (we've been friends for at least 3 months)

    I've come to like said female recently, should I stick it up her obvious and see if she likes it or should I wait a bit longer? How do I know when she's ready?
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    projectsome wrote:
    Dear Kitty n Bint,

    I've been practically living at a young lady's house for the past 2 weeks (we've been friends for at least 3 months)

    I've come to like said female recently, should I stick it up her obvious and see if she likes it or should I wait a bit longer? How do I know when she's ready?

    OK well if you have been spending 24/7 with her the chances are she wants it. Are you sharing a bed with her and hugging/cuddling etc?

    I do however thing you should refrain from just jumping on her. If you like her, romance her a little. Someone recently made me a picnic with loads of my favourite things, it went down well. Maybe you could do something like that, go to a romantic spot (weather permitting of course) and hopefully it will just happen!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Someone recently made me a picnic with loads of my favourite things, it went down well.
    Definitely think you should keep this one for a bit!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I went down well. !

    far too easy
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I went down well. !

    far too easy

    i had to resist from making 2 BJ jokes in 2 days :lol::lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I went down well. !

    far too easy

    i had to resist from making 2 BJs in 2 days :lol::lol:

    I wish I had your restraint Kev ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I went down well. !

    far too easy

    i had to resist from taking 2 BJs in 2 days :lol::lol:

    I wish I had your restraint Kev ;)

    fixed
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    No I mean your restraints, you know the ones you said you used on those nurses?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    No I mean your restraints, you know the ones you said you used on those nurses?

    ah...shhhhh, that's not out in the public domain, the police may come calling :? :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    cool, they have restraints, you won't be needing two lots
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I'm bored, handed in my notice at work on Friday so have a month of doing no work ahead. Anyone want to ask anything???
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I'm bored, handed in my notice at work on Friday so have a month of doing no work ahead. Anyone want to ask anything???
    You're quite forward, aren't you?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Miss Bint

    I keep getting e-mails asking if i need "Enlargement" or need help "keeping it up" and i'm not sure why they have picked me?

    Is there soemthing i dont know? Is someone sending me a sly hint?

    thanks in advance

    Timmy Tinkler
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Miss Bint

    I keep getting e-mails asking if i need "Enlargement" or need help "keeping it up" and i'm not sure why they have picked me?

    Is there soemthing i dont know? Is someone sending me a sly hint?

    thanks in advance

    Timmy Tinkler

    Sonic told me he was getting them too....so perhaps you two should compare notes :lol:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Sorry Kaiser, I was only trying to help.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • weeksy59
    weeksy59 Posts: 2,606
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I'm bored, handed in my notice at work on Friday so have a month of doing no work ahead. Anyone want to ask anything???


    How much would you charge for a pic of you with your tits out ?
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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    weeksy59 wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I'm bored, handed in my notice at work on Friday so have a month of doing no work ahead. Anyone want to ask anything???


    How much would you charge for a pic of you with your tits out ?

    A Bag of chips and a "your mom" joke around here are sufficient my friend, should visit sometime :D


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    Recently I went to meet a girl (I think) and I didn't like her, now this was rather bad as I chose to spend a whole day in a boring staffordshire town with a cathedral with her. Now the devil on my shoulder suggested running when she went to the ladies room however I didn't though I wish I did !

    What I need to know are ways to get out of a date quickly without being a complete a$$hole ?
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Become ill and have to go home, or text someone and get them to ring you saying there's an emergency, dur! :P
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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    They'll do, though I wanted something more errrr original :P
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