Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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IcarusGreen wrote:Kitty & Bint's grill the gash seems to have a serious lack of Kitty, Bint & gash!
Bint will be back in April next year, she hibernates at this time of year.0 -
Sorry, I lurk. Been finishing uni and qualifying and shizz. 3 weeks and I'll officially be a nurse! Huzzah! And I have a job!
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Do you really need to ask anyone if it's OK for a bloke to tell a little white lie in order to get laid? Let alone asking burds for the answerRyan Jones wrote:So my question is, what would you suggest I do either make up that I'm older than I am as heck, it's alright for the night, or should I resign to breaking in the local girls like my peers do ?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Now when you put it like that, I guess them BMW keys and them socks down my trousers could also be misleading 0
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Ryan Jones wrote:Dear ladies
Having taken your advice in past situations it now seems that I'm getting a bit of attention from the women, the only issue there is that they're all in their mid-late 20's ! Now being in the final year of the teens this isn't good as when they clock on (ie i've let it slip) they're off !
So my question is, what would you suggest I do either make up that I'm older than I am as heck, it's alright for the night, or should I resign to breaking in the local girls like my peers do ?
As MissB is entertaining The Potter and Kitty is lurking I suppose I'm the only 'lady' that is here regularly...
I'm perhaps not the best one to answer this one though, after my recent debacle with a teenager.
I would probably bend the truth if you're finding that you are hooking the slightly older girl and then they scarper, if it's going to be a bit of a fling it's not going to matter is it? If there's any sign of more than that then you should probably 'fess up...0 -
RallyBiker wrote:Dear Miss Bint, Her in doors is on about getting a Vejazzle. Although no doubt pleasing on the eye,, could it be I could suffer from friction burns, or puncture marks on the groin area when in action? Do you have any experience or advice in this field? :?
No experience so couldn't possibly comment... I just couldn't imagine wanting to have it done in the first place tbh!0 -
Kitty wrote:Sorry, I lurk. Been finishing uni and qualifying and shizz. 3 weeks and I'll officially be a nurse! Huzzah! And I have a job!
Congrats Kitty! 0 -
projectsome wrote:cooldad wrote:
Some of them do....
When I was in hospital a few years ago, one of the student female docs looked even better than that. She had to give me a medical and take my BP - probably why it was always high!0 -
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I guess you are just unlucky, I am not a lesbo or a cat, but still get to lick great places.0
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supersonic wrote:projectsome wrote:cooldad wrote:
Some of them do....
When I was in hospital a few years ago, one of the student female docs looked even better than that. She had to give me a medical and take my BP - probably why it was always high!
I'm probably your worst nightmare. A male Student Nurse And before anyone says it, not i don't pack the fudge!!! 0 -
supersonic wrote:I guess you are just unlucky, I am not a lesbo or a cat, but still get to lick great places.
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bwfc4eva868 wrote:I'm probably your worst nightmare. A male Student Nurse And before anyone says it, not i don't pack the fudge!!!
See very clever move, there were only a couple of male nurses in our year out of 600 people, meaning they had their pick of all the girls, very clever.0 -
Kitty wrote:bwfc4eva868 wrote:I'm probably your worst nightmare. A male Student Nurse And before anyone says it, not i don't pack the fudge!!!
See very clever move, there were only a couple of male nurses in our year out of 600 people, meaning they had their pick of all the girls, very clever.
why oh why did I reject the place they offered me on a nursing course at Keele?
Anyway, new question
I may have mentioned, just a dozen or so times now that I'm almost certainly (medical allowing) moving to Cardiff. Problem is, house sales are slow in Wolves so may be problematic.
Anyway, this means that I may have to rent somewhere as well as paying my mortgage for a while. I have 2 options, rent a 1 bed flat outside of Cardiff meaning more commute or share a nice 4 bed house near the centre of Cardiff in a nice area with Mrs Gs sister and her fella. We get on great but they aren't the mist settled in work
which course would you take?0 -
"We get on great but they aren't the mist settled in work"
Sorry, what does that mean?0 -
Gazlar wrote:I may have mentioned, just a dozen or so times now that I'm almost certainly (medical allowing) moving to Cardiff. Problem is, house sales are slow in Wolves so may be problematic.
You just need to make sure you've had your 'shots' before moving to Wales, the welsh have been known to bite. + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Kitty wrote:"We get on great but they aren't the mist settled in work"
Sorry, what does that mean?
predective texting, should have said most. I mean they don't have the most stable jobs, which could be an issue, especially as I might be paying my mortgage too so I couldn't be bailing them out in hard times0 -
Will you be renting your house out? It's a pain, but then at least some, if not all, your mortgage will be covered.
And if there's an issue with the almost-in laws... well ditch, head backwards....lime & string innit.0 -
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What's wrong with the word "that"? :shock:0
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Stevo 666 wrote:
You'll never get married with an attitude like thatfoxc_uk wrote:If a man said that to me they'd find themselves with a hot iron to the face
If that's what marriage is like....
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