Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

foxc_uk

C'mon. I mountain bike, horse ride, snowboard, bake cakes, have a social life, drink vast quantities of rum...when have I got time to make sammiches?!

foxc_uk

Plus I'm allergic to bread

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

Will you be renting your house out? It's a pain, but then at least some, if not all, your mortgage will be covered.

And if there's an issue with the almost-in laws... well ditch, head backwards....lime & string innit.

But ditches lime and string dont pay the rent. Might be renting my house out, but I'm limited as to how as I've been told by local letting agents that it must be being purchased on a buy to let mortgage, and my mortgage company have said to switch to one, its gona cost me 2 and half grand to pay off my current fixed and another grand to arrange a buy to let, plus its higher interest, so I need to arrange an informal rent really. I'd rather get shot and swallow up any negative equity it may have slipped to, as long as its no more that say 5k

Seen some lovely maintained flats with private gardens, tennis courts, gym, cricket pitch and beach, although how the neighbours would deal with drunken butt naked Gazlar trying to swim in the sea on a regular occasion, I dunno

timmyflash

foxc_uk wrote:

Plus I'm allergic to bread

They're not for you...

foxc_uk

timmyflash wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

Plus I'm allergic to bread

They're not for you...

I should have finished the sentence: I'm allergic to bread, so there's never any in the house

ddraver

Evening Girls

I need to buy one of my close friends a Birthday Present. She IS in to cycling but I think I'd fall in to the "men want something practical, Girls want something pretty" trap if I was to buy her something cycling related.

Other than that she does nt do an awful lot, not much of a socialite. Hmm, more info..... She's an annoyingly intelligent postgrad student....bout size 8 - 10....engaged to my best mate...that ll do...

Any ideas?

Anonymous

Give her a good seeing to?

projectsome

ddraver wrote:

Evening Girls

I need to buy one of my close friends a Birthday Present. She IS in to cycling but I think I'd fall in to the "men want something practical, Girls want something pretty" trap if I was to buy her something cycling related.

Other than that she does nt do an awful lot, not much of a socialite. Hmm, more info..... She's an annoyingly intelligent postgrad student....bout size 8 - 10....engaged to my best mate...that ll do...

Any ideas?

Rampant rabbit, anal beads, or something that'll 'tickle' her as she rides

Kitty

ddraver wrote:

Evening Girls

I need to buy one of my close friends a Birthday Present. She IS in to cycling but I think I'd fall in to the "men want something practical, Girls want something pretty" trap if I was to buy her something cycling related.

Other than that she does nt do an awful lot, not much of a socialite. Hmm, more info..... She's an annoyingly intelligent postgrad student....bout size 8 - 10....engaged to my best mate...that ll do...

Any ideas?

I wouldn't go for clothes, maybe a nice jewellery set or some perfume?

Anonymous

Didn't missbint have some glass todger advice several dozen pages ago?
Sounds like every girl should have one.

Gazlar

Also, dont be stingy, I'm always willing to splash out on a friend's hot girlfriend :shock:

Ryan Jones

Gazlar wrote:

Also, dont be stingy, I'm always willing to splash out on a friend's hot girlfriend :shock:

Preferably when she's sleeping ?

Gazlar

Ryan Jones wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Also, dont be stingy, I'm always willing to splash out on a friend's hot girlfriend :shock:

Preferably when she's sleeping ?

I find its safer to do it when he's sleeping, preferably in a different room

ddraver

Kitty wrote:

I wouldn't go for clothes, maybe a nice jewellery set or some perfume?

Whats the Girl equivalent of Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce?

Tartanyak

Drinking something pretentious and expensive, then pissing on themselves?

Gazlar

ddraver wrote:

Kitty wrote:

I wouldn't go for clothes, maybe a nice jewellery set or some perfume?

Whats the Girl equivalent of Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce?

you could give her a pearl necklace!

Ryan Jones

Wouldn't give her one.....on the other hand ?

projectsome

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

Gazlar

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

link?

projectsome

Gazlar wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

link?

There's plenty on facebook

Kitty

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

They can't face the truth, obviously.

Anonymous

projectsome wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

link?

There's plenty on facebook

Plenty of boobage, but nothing remotely interesting. What's there soon gets removed by FB.

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

link?

There's plenty on facebook

Plenty of boobage, but nothing remotely interesting. What's there soon gets removed by FB.

the most interesting you get is burlesque, which to be fair I friggin love burlesque, what's not to love about a pastry chubby lass in nipple tassles dancing?

addivllangirb

Gazlar wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

link?

There's plenty on facebook

Plenty of boobage, but nothing remotely interesting. What's there soon gets removed by FB.

the most interesting you get is burlesque, which to be fair I friggin love burlesque, what's not to love about a pastry chubby lass in nipple tassles dancing?

+1 Burlesque FTW

Tartanyak

Pastry?

ddraver

Lady kebab?

projectsome

ddraver wrote:

Lady kebab?

Yes lady kebab... (vagina)

Pudseyp

projectsome wrote:

Dear whomever wishes to answer,

Why do 'women' post pics on their facebook with their breasts heaving out of a small top and their lady kebab on show complain when I say you look like a slut/whore in that photo?

Because they can.....they think it's cool, and in the most I don't really mind as it's one for the wankbank......unless they look like fat ev of course....

mintedox

why do women keep empty shampoo bottles? washing your hair in our house is a pain in the arse, the first five bottles you pick up are always empty.

my mrs gets posessive over candles she buys from pound shops, not allowed to use them even if theres a power cut.

Are all women as fooked up as each other?

cooldad

mintedox wrote:

why do women keep empty shampoo bottles? washing your hair in our house is a pain in the ars*, the first five bottles you pick up are always empty.

my mrs gets posessive over candles she buys from pound shops, not allowed to use them even if theres a power cut.

Are all women as fooked up as each other?

I believe both of those items are substitutes for your obvious inadequacies.