Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • I do feel inadequate compared to the empty bottle of treseme. Can't compete with that size.
    Papa? Nicole
  • 2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.
  • 2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.

    If a woman asks you what your type is, describe most of but not all of her. make her feel special but not perfect
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  • 2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.

    If a woman asks you what your type is, describe most of but not all of her. make her feel special but not perfect

    To clarify she is the one doing the describing...
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    She's an excessively narcissistic lesbian.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Maybees shes asking what your Type is so she can go and find one and bring her back for a 3some :)


    Well it is a nice thought anyway.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.

    If a woman asks you what your type is, describe most of but not all of her. make her feel special but not perfect
    You mean tell her...
    "Just like you, but not ugly"?
  • 2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.

    If a woman asks you what your type is, describe most of but not all of her. make her feel special but not perfect
    You mean tell her...
    "Just like you, but not ugly"?

    yep
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    2 things:

    1) When a female says "as far as i am concerned we know where we stand" what the does she mean? As I haven't a clue

    2) What does aforementioned female mean when asked to define what my 'type' is if she proceeds to describe herself exactly? Especially in light of the above line a week earlier.

    If a woman asks you what your type is, describe most of but not all of her. make her feel special but not perfect

    Noo, you describe her best friend/sister/mum to keep her on her toes and get her to up her game!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • tx14
    tx14 Posts: 244
    What's your take on men in aprons?
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    tx14 wrote:
    What's your take on men in aprons?

    What like morgue attendants?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Where are Kitty and Bint. Bit of a pointless thread without them.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • tx14
    tx14 Posts: 244
    Richie63 wrote:
    tx14 wrote:
    What's your take on men in aprons?

    What like morgue attendants?
    in a clean and homely environment. so no morgues for most.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited September 2011
    tx14 wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    tx14 wrote:
    What's your take on men in aprons?

    What like morgue attendants?
    in a clean and homely environment. so no morgues for most.

    I prefer them in a tabard for that school dinner slash care assistant chic look
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    cooldad wrote:
    Where are Kitty and Bint. Bit of a pointless thread without them.

    In bed with lady flu :(
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    tx14 wrote:
    What's your take on men in aprons?

    Depends on if their hot or not.
  • Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?
    I'm sure they are not interested in your wanking technique.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?

    Up and down AND side to side
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    But surely you'd snap his willy-majig off like that? :shock:
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    But surely you'd snap his willy-majig off like that? :shock:
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    I'm bendy
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    foxc_uk wrote:
    I'm bendy

    I'm paul...nice to meet you. :lol:
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    crazy88 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    I'm inflatable

    I'm paul...nice to meet you. :lol:
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    crazy88 wrote:
    But surely you'd snap his willy-majig off like that? :shock:

    Not if he's thumbed in a softy, either that or he's got a tassle like an Atari Joystick
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?

    You'll have to give me more details regarding that question.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Kitty wrote:
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?

    You'll have to give me more details regarding that question.

    i thinkn he is talking about wiping your arse
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    cooldad wrote:
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?
    I'm sure they are not interested in your wanking technique.

    I went out with a girl who had Parkinson's disease......she was great at hand jobs...
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  • Kitty wrote:
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?

    You'll have to give me more details regarding that question.

    i thinkn he is talking about wiping your ars*

    Ring dobey?
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Kitty wrote:
    Dear Kitty, Bint, and other females.

    up and down, or side to side :wink: ?

    You'll have to give me more details regarding that question.

    i thinkn he is talking about wiping your ars*

    Ring dobey?

    if that is what he was on about, i prefer them to go stright for the middle.