Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

Gazlar

ahh is that a superhero chuckle brother, man I hope thats a superhero chuckle brother

Kitty

Prefer the first picture Gaz, sorry.

Gazlar

oh yeah, I prefer the first one, the jeans in the second p[icture are like a crap hotel in blackpool, they've got no ballroom, just wondered if number 2 looks totally ridiculous or whether I can get away with it?

Muttly1981

Gazlar wrote:

oh yeah, I prefer the first one, the jeans in the second p[icture are like a crap hotel in blackpool, they've got no ballroom, just wondered if number 2 looks totally ridiculous or whether I can get away with it?

Think the second one requires the top button of the check shirt fastened with a bandana and sunglasses then move to LA

Gazlar

I'm not blonde though

Anonymous

I think what everyone needs is a cowboy hat.

Gazlar

Oooh or cowboy chaps, I used to go to a gay bar in brum a few years back(it was a great place to prey on unsuspecting women) Thursday night was £10 all you can drink night, they had a midget walking up and down the bar in arseless cowboy chaps pouring vodka in your glass

Anonymous

No, definitely not chaps. just cowboy hats. They are the bestest thingest everest.
Keep the rain off, keep the sun off. Keep your head cool. Keep your head warm.

Gazlar

I've got a lovely kangeroo leather outback hat that does the same, I like to wear it sometimes and say strewth. I find hats uncomfortable though, they irritate me.

Anonymous

Mine's an Aussie one too.

Gazlar

We can be hat twins!

I want a cartoon head mask from ideal too and have just remembered I like jeaneane garofolo

Gazlar

Another question

I get text a lot from a friend of a friend, I've known her 7 years now, met her twice, but she got my number of my other "friend" Anyway, for some odd reason she contacts me asking for advice on how to get a man, deal with a man etc etc all the while, like I'm some blooming expert.

Anyway she met a guy last week, he took her on a date. The date (remember this is a first date as well) turned out to be his sons friends 4th birthday party, where she was left looking after the kids while him and his mates sparked up a bifter.

Anyway, it got me thinking, what would be you girls idea of a perfect first(or any) date?

supersonic

Anyway, it got me thinking, what would be you girls idea of a perfect fist

Kaise

Gazlar wrote:

advice on how to get a man, deal with a man etc etc all the while, like I'm some blooming expert.
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any chance its becuase you're good at getting yourself a man?

Gazlar

kaiser83 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

advice on how to get a man, deal with a man etc etc all the while, like I'm some blooming expert.
quote]

any chance its becuase you're good at getting yourself a man?

Oh yeah, the benders love me, i think its because I exude a masculinity with a gentle touch, I should image they see me as a considerate lover. Unfortunately for them they cant touch what they cant afford, and my milkshake is prohibitively expensive

Kaise

Gazlar wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

advice on how to get a man, deal with a man etc etc all the while, like I'm some blooming expert.
quote]

any chance its becuase you're good at getting yourself a man?

Oh yeah, the benders love me, i think its because I exude a masculinity with a gentle touch, I should image they see me as a considerate lover. Unfortunately for them they cant touch what they cant afford, and my milkshake is prohibitively expensive

What even your extra think chocolate mcFlurry, that not what i heard!?

Gazlar

kaiser83 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

advice on how to get a man, deal with a man etc etc all the while, like I'm some blooming expert.
quote]

any chance its becuase you're good at getting yourself a man?

Oh yeah, the benders love me, i think its because I exude a masculinity with a gentle touch, I should image they see me as a considerate lover. Unfortunately for them they cant touch what they cant afford, and my milkshake is prohibitively expensive

What even your extra think chocolate mcFlurry, that not what i heard!?

I was quoting you mates rates

MissBint37

The perfect date hmm, don't think that even exists because it actually involves a man.......I hate men at the moment.

But, I would probably say, either some fun adrenaline fuelled activity eg snowboarding, climbing, biking or a nice hike in the peak followed by a dinner of steak and ale pie in a country pub and a nice chat.

Thewaylander

Thats so unfair to say things like that, all the women i meet say shopping or some such crap lol

foxc_uk

I agree, that sounds like a perfect date to me.

But it does very much depend on the man. You could go on said perfect date, but with a freak, or a weirdo, or a fugly, and that would just ruin it.
So, boarding or biking or similar, followed by some good food and perhaps a bit of cake, with someone who is interesting, attractive and funny, who is similarly attracted to the girl he's just spent the date with.
To be fair, just a trip to a local eatery or nice cafe-bar with the aforementioned attractive nice guy would be fine as a first date for me. And I've been on quite a few! Thankfully I haven't had any horrific first dates, but there's still time.

Gazlar

Thewaylander I feel your pain, I went through a fair few of those. the good news is for everyone is that you ladies didn't pick a trip to the Isle of Fernando's :roll:

I never understand Cinema first dates, whats the point of taking someone you are interested in getting to know, to a place where you can't talk?

MissBint37

I hate that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you don't know how to say goodbye. It can get reallllllllllllllly weird!

Gazlar

Yeah, shaking hands never seems to fit the bill, depending on how good or bad its gone. Its just theworst when you get someone you clearly have no interest in seeing again, and you've dropped clear hints as to such leaning in for a kiss.

Or so many of my old dates have told me

Tartanyak

You mean they've actually talked to you again? :O

I suppose anything's better than 'So, do I pay you now or will you send me an invoice?'

foxc_uk

yeah, awkward!

I always just say 'it was really nice to meet you'. Sometimes with a hug, and a peck on the cheek.
No one ever tries to lean in for a kiss with me. Maybe I'm too scary.

Gazlar

No, I tended to get a run down of my faults and failings, like at the end of a driving test. I had a second date once with a girl,we went to a quiz nightwith her mates. She said and no word of a lie (this might have to go in dating disasters) "oh my mates loved you, and they thought you were really funny, but I can't cope with that because they hardly noticed me, and I'm their friend. If were going to continue to see each other then you need to tone down yourself" I was 24 at the time she was 30 and I thought "great a slightly older girl" I thought she'd be less mental than the invariably 19-20 year old bracket I'd aim at at the time.

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

yeah, awkward!

I always just say 'it was really nice to meet you'. Sometimes with a hug, and a peck on the cheek.
No one ever tries to lean in for a kiss with me. Maybe I'm too scary.

To be fair I find the whole kissing thing awkward. we met up with some old mates on Saturday, as a few had moved away I'd not met their wives/gf's before let alone their bambino's. At the end of it all us lads had our usual bon hommery, but then do you hug his wife, peck on the cheek, I dunno, i don't know this woman.

Back to dating though, this is why its best to meet someone when you've had a few. Nothing better than meeting someone cool and attractive and having a dance and a snog, that means if there is a follow up date then the whole awkwardness of kissing has been diluted

foxc_uk

Sounds like she had some kind of personality disorder, lucky escape there!!

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

Sounds like she had some kind of personality disorder, lucky escape there!!

She was from Dudley, enough said

MissBint37

I'm not really very good at dating and have only been on a couple of what I would class as dates.

One was with Bob (who's name isn't even Bob) , ex friend with benefits who has now moved to NZ , although I already knew Bob and told him I liked him and he would have to make the first move if he wanted anything to happen so made things a little less difficult.

The other was with the most recent, we went on a few 'dates' and nothing happened, it was getting really weird, so I text him if he liked me in that way, he said yes so next time I saw him I jumped on him. He has since changed his mind :evil: