Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    :lol: ...
    I found this..from Christmas...

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    i'm quoting this just so the pic comes up again....damn, dat ass.... :lol:

    very nice indeed :P
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:

    You have all seen pics of my behind before, and yes, I have more, but I am not convinced I want to enter into a 'battle of the butts' competition!!!

    comparethebutt.com surely there is a web site, but nsfw so can't look!

    get yourselves on here http://www.ratemyarse.co.uk

    It's one for later me thinks :lol:

    This one is winning:

    fatbitch4JHGA.jpg
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    supersonic wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:

    You have all seen pics of my behind before, and yes, I have more, but I am not convinced I want to enter into a 'battle of the butts' competition!!!

    comparethebutt.com surely there is a web site, but nsfw so can't look!

    get yourselves on here http://www.ratemyarse.co.uk

    It's one for later me thinks :lol:

    This one is winning:

    fatbitch4JHGA.jpg

    Why have you posted a pic of Harry redknapp?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Since I've got this pic I'm going to use it.

    Anyway Girls If I was to take you for a Pizza which would you chose and why?
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    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Fortunately they aren't west midlands slapp...I mean ladies, otherwise they'd have gone for the 16 inch sausage surprise with cheese crust and it still wouldn't have filled them up.

    Which brings us back to the loose box pizzeria
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    supersonic wrote:
    This one is winning:

    fatbitch4JHGA.jpg

    i would


    its just the how or indeed where im struggling with
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    How many fingers, on average?
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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    How many fingers, on average?

    Ah, the old Twix or Kit-Kat question. :)
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I was once told: we ain't bowling balls!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    sandy hill wrote:
    How many fingers, on average?

    Ah, the old Twix or Kit-Kat question. :)

    Remember the chocolate chart

    1 - Finger of Fudge
    2- Twix
    3- Trio
    4 - Kit kat
    Fist - Kit Kat Chunky
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    supersonic wrote:
    I was once told: we ain't bowling balls!

    But you can carry 'em like a six-pack.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning Ladies, hope this message finds you all well.

    Just a quick one, popped into work this morning to find a colleague suggesting a "charity calendar" for a good cause, but in the style of current charity calendars, what I would like to know is how can I suggest that its

    a) a bit old hat, and probably more fiscally efficient ways of raising money for a good cause
    b) That is the image of old men in the buff really going to sell that well, I mean, this is a depot where unarguably, I am seen as the youngest (nearly true) and most athletic (undeniably true but still not really an achievement)

    without sounding like a tight ar$e or a prude?


    OK so threre is no need to address this directly as such. You just need to think of a better idea, that he also believes is better, and the original calendar thing will be abandoned for your far superior idea which is better in 3 ways:

    1) You make more money for the charity
    2) You don't have to do the calendar or tell him the idea is gash
    3) You look like a genius
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Dearest Kitty, Miss Bint & Foxc_uk

    phil_d raises a very good question, why is it that the female variety do not answer the phone when you actually need them too? And secondary to this why is it when a male is driving said female somewhere do they always insist in talking to either their mother or a friend until you have got out of the car? this in turn means no radio.

    Your help is muchly appreciated in advance!

    I think the whole answer the phone thing could be explained by one of the following:
    1) You are being ignored
    2) Phone is at the bottom of our bag so we either can't find it when it is ringing or we can't hear it
    3) None of the above and you are just being paranoid. When it is important someone answers the phone and nobody does it seems like we are being ignored, but, when we phone with something non urgent or text and we don't get a reply for a couple of hours, we don't even register it.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Richie63 wrote:
    Since I've got this pic I'm going to use it.

    Anyway Girls If I was to take you for a Pizza which would you chose and why?
    P6160284.jpg

    Does it have to be from that menu?

    I have to say the idea of Hendersons Relish on a pizza is not one that has crossed my mind, although I do swear by said condiment on an gravy based dish!!!

    www.hendersonsrelish.com
    for you non Sheffield people who may never have heard of the stuff![/img][/url]
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    MissBint37 wrote:


    OK so threre is no need to address this directly as such. You just need to think of a better idea, that he also believes is better, and the original calendar thing will be abandoned for your far superior idea which is better in 3 ways:

    1) You make more money for the charity
    2) You don't have to do the calendar or tell him the idea is gash
    3) You look like a genius

    firstly it's a woman who suggested it and I think with some intention of having a perv herself. I've already said I shall make a healthy contribution, but for once my kit is staying on!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Good Morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    The Greek tragedy. Do you think the Euro will fail? if it does what do you think the consequences will be to the European/Global banking sector and economies?

    Kind Regards.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    No it won't fail.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good Morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    The Greek tragedy. Do you think the Euro will fail? if it does what do you think the consequences will be to the European/Global banking sector and economies?

    Kind Regards.
    Firstly, I try not to think, it is dangerous!

    Secondly, although I am aware of the issue with the Euro, I feel I am unqualified to answer this question. My specialist area is assessment data management in Key stages 1-3 so if you have a question about that or the workings of the female mind I may be able to help!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Kitty wrote:
    No it won't fail.

    I respect your optimism.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    MissBint37 wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good Morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    The Greek tragedy. Do you think the Euro will fail? if it does what do you think the consequences will be to the European/Global banking sector and economies?

    Kind Regards.
    Firstly, I try not to think, it is dangerous!

    Secondly, although I am aware of the issue with the Euro, I feel I am unqualified to answer this question. My specialist area is assessment data management in Key stages 1-3 so if you have a question about that or the workings of the female mind I may be able to help!

    I respect your honesty.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good Morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    The Greek tragedy. Do you think the Euro will fail? if it does what do you think the consequences will be to the European/Global banking sector and economies?

    Kind Regards.

    We're all doomed!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    foxc_uk wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good Morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    The Greek tragedy. Do you think the Euro will fail? if it does what do you think the consequences will be to the European/Global banking sector and economies?

    Kind Regards.

    We're all doomed!

    I'm impressed by your Pessimism! nearly as good as me <3
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    hope no-one is paying into a pension, or thinking they will be able to live off it when you retire (unless you are a civil servant of course).
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    I am (paying into one, that is... it's a government one too) I don't expect to live off it though. It might just manage to pay for half of my chocolate habit every week.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I have one, company pays 10% and I pay nothing so makes sense to have it :P tax free income FTW.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Euro? I still use threpenny bits and farthings.
  • ol\'gregg
    ol\'gregg Posts: 612
    Dear ladies.

    Over the last few months my girlfriend has been waking up every now and again in a foul mood has a go at me and ignores me for an hour then things slowly get back to normal.
    I have recently found out that I have been what she calls a 'dream cheat' where i have been cheating on her in her dreams with all manner of lady, thus causing said outbursts.

    What's the deal with that??
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    supersonic wrote:
    Euro? I still use threpenny bits and farthings.

    I'll give you one in the threpenny bit in a minute
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  • Ok I need some advice.....

    My long term girlfriend has moved to Norfolk for work and wants me to go to. I hate Norfolk it has no hills and is like 100 miles from anywhere good. I have a good job here (Nottingham) that I worked hard to get, If I move to Norfolk I'll be taking a 10k pay cut. Do I stay or go? Isn't it easier to get a new gf? I just can't make my mind up.

    Help please
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Ok I need some advice.....

    My long term girlfriend has moved to Norfolk for work and wants me to go to. I hate Norfolk it has no hills and is like 100 miles from anywhere good. I have a good job here (Nottingham) that I worked hard to get, If I move to Norfolk I'll be taking a 10k pay cut. Do I stay or go? Isn't it easier to get a new gf? I just can't make my mind up.

    Help please

    is this even a question? its not my place to answer as this isnt my thread but i can guess what the ladies will say!