Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    foxc_uk wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    I have heard several of my male friends extoll the virtue of a prostate massage while engaged in adult activities.

    I guess it all depends on how open you are to new experiences...

    Just don't forget the lube... ;)
    Not a good idea with massive girly nails either, although both of you being at least casual MTBers suggests that you probably don't have freaky claw-hands.

    I thought of that just after I posted!
    Perhaps also to start at the pinky finger....

    And work your way up to the 'brownie finger'?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Pinkie finger! We're real men here, we've all had crap's which are bigger than a fist i'm sure. If a man is going to do it he has to go the whole hog.

    And aggieboy...you made a step away from the cake stop :) have you added the friday lycra girl yet? :D
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I love DC's

    I currently have http://www.thealternativestore.net/dc-s ... -and-shoes
    and
    http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/m/mMCe-sX ... mg/140.jpg

    But I also love the converse.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Converse are ace! Took me a few years to realise this, but I love them now.

    I prefer the first pair of dc's you linked to. Girls in dc's is always a good thing.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I love DC's

    I currently have http://www.thealternativestore.net/dc-s ... -and-shoes
    and
    http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/m/mMCe-sX ... mg/140.jpg

    But I also love the converse.

    oooooooooo purple! Booooooo not in my size :(
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Adidas Samba are still the choice for real men.
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Dear MissBint/Foxc,

    If you two meet up as suggested, and happened to meet a really hot bloke that you both really fancied (I know I'm pushing the boundaries here as it's Milton Keynes :lol: ) during the evening, how much convincing from him would it take for a three's up?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Dear MissBint/Foxc,

    I know I'm pushing the boundaries here as it's Milton Keynes :lol: ?

    Well, as the aforementioned meet up would be at an afternoon/evening of musical entertainment, I think the chances of meeting blokes that aren't mouthbreathers is actually quite high..
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Dear MissBint/Foxc,

    I know I'm pushing the boundaries here as it's Milton Keynes :lol: ?

    Well, as the aforementioned meet up would be at an afternoon/evening of musical entertainment, I think the chances of meeting blokes that aren't mouthbreathers is actually quite high..



    So..................................?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Aggieboy wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Dear MissBint/Foxc,

    I know I'm pushing the boundaries here as it's Milton Keynes :lol: ?

    Well, as the aforementioned meet up would be at an afternoon/evening of musical entertainment, I think the chances of meeting blokes that aren't mouthbreathers is actually quite high..



    So..................................?

    I think that would depend on the amount of Fierce and le male available :wink:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Dear MissBint/Foxc,

    I know I'm pushing the boundaries here as it's Milton Keynes :lol: ?

    Well, as the aforementioned meet up would be at an afternoon/evening of musical entertainment, I think the chances of meeting blokes that aren't mouthbreathers is actually quite high..



    So..................................?

    I think that would depend on the amount of Fierce and le male available :wink:

    :lol:
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Why is it, no matter how much you tell a girl she looks good for her size she insists she is too fat?

    If half the girls were any skinnier I'd have to call them Callista Flockhart.

    Aint nowt wrong with a bit of puppy fat or something to hold when 'riding' :D
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    MissBint37 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Dear Ladies
    Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?

    Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.

    Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...

    I will have to investigate that one when I am next in Boots!
    Have you smelt Fierce Fox?

    Can't beat Paco Rabanne - 1 Million anyone wearing it instantly gets my attention lol
    Kitty's World
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    projectsome wrote:
    Why is it, no matter how much you tell a girl she looks good for her size she insists she is too fat?

    If half the girls were any skinnier I'd have to call them Callista Flockhart.

    Aint nowt wrong with a bit of puppy fat or something to hold when 'riding' :D

    I think the wording 'you look good for your size' might be the issue!!

    Just tell her she looks hot :D

    Most of us are insecure about something, but if it was a true insecurity they would probably not say anything about it in an attempt to hide it, so my guess is they are just fishing to be told they are not fat and get some more compliments.
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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Dear Ladies
    Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?

    Well the first thing is you have to look hot......if you're trying to pick up someone on a night out, chances are you don't know them, so they are going to be judginig you on your looks and not your personality.

    Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce. Yes I know a lot of you hate anything Abercrombie, however, trust me when I say that scent has something in it and every time I smell it, it makes me want to jump on whoever is wearing it!

    Finally, rather than the cheesy chat up lines, make conversation (hard in a loud club though I guess) after the initial couple of minutes chat, offer to buy her a Sailor Jerry, or whatever beverage takes her fancy.....if you're wearing the fragrance I mentioned before, she will probably have jumped in you already!!!

    Okay well having just spent £60 on a bottle of Chanel Allure sport I feel rather hard done by now :lol: Printed t-shirts, worn in style straight leg jeans and smart shoes/pumps is my style and I do try to make conversation, however having had 6 pints it's hardly good !

    I think the real lesson here is I need to drink less and smell good. Blimey and to think I thought women were hard to get :oops:
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    A young friend of mine likes doing it doggy style, she says sex to her is just for fun and feels it would get too personal in the normal position.

    Do you have a preference and why?
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    projectsome wrote:
    A young friend of mine likes doing it doggy style, she says sex to her is just for fun and feels it would get too personal in the normal position.

    Do you have a preference and why?

    Of course I have my favourites, these are mostly derived from what feels best for me! However, I am not going into the details of what and why, that is for my sexual partners to discover!!!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MissBint37 wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    A young friend of mine likes doing it doggy style, she says sex to her is just for fun and feels it would get too personal in the normal position.

    Do you have a preference and why?

    Of course I have my favourites, these are mostly derived from what feels best for me! However, I am not going into the details of what and why, that is for my many many many many many sexual partners (customers?) to discover!!!

    I still can't believe what I read on tha POF site :lol:
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Oh yes, the 3 million!

    Chance would be a fine thing!!!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    MissBint37 wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    A young friend of mine likes doing it doggy style, she says sex to her is just for fun and feels it would get too personal in the normal position.

    Do you have a preference and why?

    Of course I have my favourites, these are mostly derived from what feels best for me! However, I am not going into the details of what and why, that is for my sexual partners to discover!!!
    So basically we have to shag you to get the answer? Thought it would be easier for you to just post it on here :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Oh yes, the 3 million!

    Chance would be a fine thing!!!
    Must... resist... making... stupid... comment...
    ARGH, dammit, I can't.


    I'll help you get started if you'd like :D
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Started?! Getting her finished is the problem ;-)
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    MissBint37 wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    A young friend of mine likes doing it doggy style, she says sex to her is just for fun and feels it would get too personal in the normal position.

    Do you have a preference and why?

    Of course I have my favourites, these are mostly derived from what feels best for me! However, I am not going into the details of what and why, that is for my sexual partners to discover!!!

    What weekend are you free? :roll:
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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Thought it would be easier for you to just post it on here :D

    Now that would just be no fun would it!!! :twisted:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    supersonic wrote:
    Started?! Getting her finished is the problem ;-)

    If it's a problem then you propbably need to go back to school and work on your map reading skills!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,417
    MissBint37 wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Started?! Getting her finished is the problem ;-)

    If it's a problem then you propbably need to go back to school and work on your map reading skills!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey Posts: 406
    A Vietnam war veteran I met on a neighbouring barstool in Thailand once told me that all women are ''snakes with t*ts'' and if it ''Floats, Flies or F*cks, you're better off renting by the hour''.

    Any truth to his statements? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MissBint37 wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Started?! Getting her finished is the problem ;-)

    If it's a problem then you propbably need to go back to school and work on your map reading skills!
    :lol: I think he has enough problems finishing himself off!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon. One has narrowed down the choice, which would you advise to be most appropriate.

    Belstaff-Shoulder-Bags-09.jpg

    leather+man+bag+2.jpg

    Kind Regards.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    erm well the first one says no image :?
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