Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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I would wear a kilt, but you'd be able to see my todger scraping my shins.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:FocusZing wrote:Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.
These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon.
now, this may come as a suprise but i have carried a man bag and thnk you should all open your minds a bit. just like focuszing who clearly knows a thing or two.
mind you, this was my man bag and it contained claymores
I have a claymore of a different sort:
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supersonic wrote:I would wear a kilt, but you'd be able to see my todger scraping my shins.
Short legs?
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supersonic wrote:
I have a claymore of a different sort:
that would require a significantly bigger bag!!0 -
supersonic wrote:I knew he was french before I'd even scrolled past his hat.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:FocusZing wrote:Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.
These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon.
now, this may come as a suprise but i have carried a man bag and thnk you should all open your minds a bit. just like focuszing who clearly knows a thing or two.
mind you, this was my man bag and it contained claymores
Thank God, at last another man with a bit of class. That reminds me Swiss army knife/Leatherman, Large blade, saw, hook type thing, tooth pick, nail file and tweezers.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:supersonic wrote:I knew he was french before I'd even scrolled past his hat.
What a cheek! I make an effort to expose a bit of culture to the valley dwellers...0 -
I have no beef with the French: I like a lot of what they stand for. Well, except they never stand, they tend to retreat then get squashed while wearing silly hats.0
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Can we get back to Bint talking about sexy time now please!!! I'm in a camp In the Sahara, the porn sites are all blocked and my imagination only goes so far when all the girls (all three of them I ve seen so far) are covered up!!!
It may work for FocusZing But I cannot "excited" over a man bag!
Is this supposed to be a bike forum or something? Gaaalll!!!!We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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You not got any porn on your phone?0
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foxc_uk wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.
Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...
Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
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2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.
There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
ddraver wrote:Can we get back to Bint talking about sexy time now please!!! I'm in a camp In the Sahara, the porn sites are all blocked and my imagination only goes so far when all the girls (all three of them I ve seen so far) are covered up!!!
It may work for FocusZing But I cannot "excited" over a man bag!
Is this supposed to be a bike forum or something? Gaaalll!!!!
Apologies Raver, I'm sorry ones exuberance of a gleaming new mans bag overshadowed your camp pleasurings. Ones excitement is duly curtailed.
Sahara, essential beverages, sustenance, "magazines", phffffffff, just throwing it out there.0 -
Muttly1981 wrote:foxc_uk wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.
Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...
Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
or
2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.
There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?
You need Old Spice Whitewater.0 -
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supersonic wrote:Muttly1981 wrote:foxc_uk wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.
Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...
Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
or
2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.
There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?
You need Old Spice Whitewater.
Not quite sure i really want to pull a she beast though :? I prefair a more classy bird but if the drought continues i'll be settling for anything, pulse optional :twisted:What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
Rather than pull a bird so shallow she judges you on your turn ups ;-)0
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supersonic wrote:Rather than pull a bird so shallow she judges you on your turn ups ;-)
Good point well made but it's good when you get a compliment abut the effort you've obviously put in.What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
I'm too old to go out on the pull anyway lol. So I dress like a tramp.0
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supersonic wrote:I'm too old to go out on the pull anyway lol. So I dress like a tramp.
Getting that way myself thesedays, big 30 in august and even having a shave at the weekend is becoming chore never mind ironing my stuff. I wish we still had a decent rock club at least i could go back too combat shorts and pantera tshirtsWhat if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?0 -
I'm 33 now, not good! Combats are what I wear, and black Ts.0
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Proper male.0 -
I concurr.0
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FocusZing wrote:cee wrote:as a scot.....I would like to defend the dress.
It is THE weapon of choice for getting attention from lots of ladies with zero effort required in the charm, aftershave and/or conversational stakes....
Its like shooting fish in barrel.
Good for you. If I was brave enough to carry it off I'd appreciate the sporran (Scottish Male bag) too.
nah...your doing it wrong....
go big or go home....
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Totally disgusted at how this post has lost it's way from the origional topic... WTF is going on, even the lovely three women have givien up on it... call yourselves men.. get back in line and get back on track!
F8cking man bags.. jeez!0 -
it wouldnt be the CrudCathcer if a topic didnt mindlessly wander from one subject to another, thats just what happens!
i think you're just jealous of the man bags though!0 -
kaiser83 wrote:it wouldnt be the CrudCathcer if a topic didnt mindlessly wander from one subject to another, thats just what happens!
i think you're just jealous of the man bags though!
Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay... And I'm not gay, I'd rather talk about lady bits and stuff0 -
GhallTN6 wrote:Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay...
but you seem to have your terms mixed up
Hetrosexual - Straight
Homosexual - Gay0 -
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