Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I would wear a kilt, but you'd be able to see my todger scraping my shins.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon.

    now, this may come as a suprise but i have carried a man bag and thnk you should all open your minds a bit. just like focuszing who clearly knows a thing or two.

    mind you, this was my man bag and it contained claymores

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    I have a claymore of a different sort:

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    supersonic wrote:
    I would wear a kilt, but you'd be able to see my todger scraping my shins.

    Short legs?

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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    supersonic wrote:

    I have a claymore of a different sort:

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    that would require a significantly bigger bag!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    supersonic wrote:
    I knew he was french before I'd even scrolled past his hat.
    Is that because the words "French reprobate" were written immediately above the image? :lol:
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    FocusZing wrote:
    Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.

    These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon.

    now, this may come as a suprise but i have carried a man bag and thnk you should all open your minds a bit. just like focuszing who clearly knows a thing or two.

    mind you, this was my man bag and it contained claymores

    Claymore.jpg

    Thank God, at last another man with a bit of class. That reminds me Swiss army knife/Leatherman, Large blade, saw, hook type thing, tooth pick, nail file and tweezers.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    supersonic wrote:
    I knew he was french before I'd even scrolled past his hat.
    Is that because the words "French reprobate" were written immediately above the image? :lol:

    What a cheek! I make an effort to expose a bit of culture to the valley dwellers...
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I have no beef with the French: I like a lot of what they stand for. Well, except they never stand, they tend to retreat then get squashed while wearing silly hats.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,697
    Can we get back to Bint talking about sexy time now please!!! I'm in a camp In the Sahara, the porn sites are all blocked and my imagination only goes so far when all the girls (all three of them I ve seen so far) are covered up!!!

    It may work for FocusZing But I cannot "excited" over a man bag!

    Is this supposed to be a bike forum or something? Gaaalll!!!!
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    You not got any porn on your phone?
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    foxc_uk wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Dear Ladies
    Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?

    Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.

    Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...

    Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
    1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
    or
    2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.

    There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ddraver wrote:
    Can we get back to Bint talking about sexy time now please!!! I'm in a camp In the Sahara, the porn sites are all blocked and my imagination only goes so far when all the girls (all three of them I ve seen so far) are covered up!!!

    It may work for FocusZing But I cannot "excited" over a man bag!

    Is this supposed to be a bike forum or something? Gaaalll!!!!

    Apologies Raver, I'm sorry ones exuberance of a gleaming new mans bag overshadowed your camp pleasurings. Ones excitement is duly curtailed.

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    Sahara, essential beverages, sustenance, "magazines", phffffffff, just throwing it out there.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Dear Ladies
    Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?

    Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.

    Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...

    Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
    1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
    or
    2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.

    There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?

    You need Old Spice Whitewater.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    supersonic wrote:
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Dear Ladies
    Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?

    Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.

    Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...

    Was rocking that scent on saturday along with my best bootcut jeans (with slight turn up) Converse and a quicksilver polo and didn't get any interest this lead me too two possabilitys
    1/ I live in a town populated by the type of people who aspire to appear on Jeremy Kyle and have absolutely no idea on style
    or
    2/ I'm farking hideous in the eyes of the opposite sex.

    There is a good chance it's because of option one but may need to head into manchesters rock pubs to really test the 2nd theory :?

    You need Old Spice Whitewater.

    Not quite sure i really want to pull a she beast though :? I prefair a more classy bird but if the drought continues i'll be settling for anything, pulse optional :twisted:
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Rather than pull a bird so shallow she judges you on your turn ups ;-)
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    supersonic wrote:
    Rather than pull a bird so shallow she judges you on your turn ups ;-)

    Good point well made but it's good when you get a compliment abut the effort you've obviously put in.
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'm too old to go out on the pull anyway lol. So I dress like a tramp.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    supersonic wrote:
    I'm too old to go out on the pull anyway lol. So I dress like a tramp.

    Getting that way myself thesedays, big 30 in august and even having a shave at the weekend is becoming chore never mind ironing my stuff. I wish we still had a decent rock club at least i could go back too combat shorts and pantera tshirts :D
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'm 33 now, not good! Combats are what I wear, and black Ts.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I concurr.
  • supersonic wrote:
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    Proper male.

    Properer proper male.

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  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    FocusZing wrote:
    cee wrote:
    as a scot.....I would like to defend the dress.

    It is THE weapon of choice for getting attention from lots of ladies with zero effort required in the charm, aftershave and/or conversational stakes....

    Its like shooting fish in barrel.

    Good for you. If I was brave enough to carry it off I'd appreciate the sporran (Scottish Male bag) too.

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    nah...your doing it wrong....

    go big or go home....

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  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    Totally disgusted at how this post has lost it's way from the origional topic... WTF is going on, even the lovely three women have givien up on it... call yourselves men.. get back in line and get back on track!

    F8cking man bags.. jeez!
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    it wouldnt be the CrudCathcer if a topic didnt mindlessly wander from one subject to another, thats just what happens!

    i think you're just jealous of the man bags though!
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    kaiser83 wrote:
    it wouldnt be the CrudCathcer if a topic didnt mindlessly wander from one subject to another, thats just what happens!

    i think you're just jealous of the man bags though!

    Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay... And I'm not gay, I'd rather talk about lady bits and stuff :lol:
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay...

    but you seem to have your terms mixed up
    Hetrosexual - Straight
    Homosexual - Gay
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    kaiser83 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay...

    but you seem to have your terms mixed up
    Hetrosexual - Gay, but not outed yet..
    Homosexual - Gay

    fixed
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    Usually, I'd concur on the tangents.. but Manbag = Hetrosexual = Gay...

    but you seem to have your terms mixed up
    Metrosexual - Gay, but not outed yet..
    Homosexual - Gay

    fixed

    DOH... brain.. not .. working...

    fixed again!