Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
ahem having been inspired you mean!! I found the best way was either sidle up on the dance floor in a particularly sociable song (linking arms for hotel yorba is always good for that) or hanging round the bar areas waiting to pounce.
with rohypnole?0 -
matthew h wrote:Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
ahem having been inspired you mean!! I found the best way was either sidle up on the dance floor in a particularly sociable song (linking arms for hotel yorba is always good for that) or hanging round the bar areas waiting to pounce.
with rohypnole?
He's from Wolverhampton, of course Rohypnol, like me he can't rely on charm and wit when you have an accent that sounts like chewbacca orgasming with a mouth full of marshmallows
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supersonic wrote:Dear Flint and Gritty,
Why do women use so much bog roll? I have seen a whole roll disappear after a s(h)itting.
That's probably becasue you buy the cheap crappy stuff that has like 2 sheets on a roll. Buy Andrex, it lasts longer
And women are bound to get through more roll than men because;
1) We need to wipe on every occasion!!!
2) We need to check that we have not sprayed the seat and give that a wipe just in case
3) If it is a toilet shared with others we need to paper the toilet seat as we need to be sure we are sitting on something clean (if it is very dubious or a public toilet we will probably hover though)
4) When the mouse is in the house and it needs changing, sometimes one needs a little extra tissue to mop up any escapeageRide it like you stole it!0 -
Pudseyp wrote:Dear Kitty and Bint...
I was in the old pub last night partaking in a few sherberts and tomfoolery when the conversation turned risque....a mate of mine who is a bit of a perv to be honest told me when him and his other half "were doing it" he quite liked her to insert a didget in his starfish for heightend pleasure......
Is this wrong or acceptable ?? if trying for the first time would you recomend your partner wears some marigolds ?
If your partner is not used to said activity, don't go straight in there with the sausage, they may need a few sessions of warming up first! Practise first inserting a finger, then perhaps some small beads (partner may well enjoy this if done properly!!!) Then when you are both accustomed to playing with the starfish, lube up (but buy the right stuff!!!) and go for it....
Wait for her to exclaim ' It's like having a poo backwards'.
Be aware yout parner may not like it, not everyone does. However, your partner should be prepared to try it at least once!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
I fear you have misread that post missbint, the chap likes a finger up his own bottom I do believe. It's common knowledge that all girls should do anal, but for a man to accept a finger from his lady...i'll leave that one to the experts. :shock:Out with the old, in with the new here.0
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Gazlar wrote:Dear ladies. As you are probably aware I am a man of 31 living in an urban environment and as such sometimes go to bars, not all of the time is it acceptable for me to wear skate shoes and baggies, so I dress smarter. I sometimes wear a waistcoat or suit jacket with skinny jeans and skinny tie with pointy shoe but I fear at my age it's a bit wannabe westlife, so last time I toned it down and wore black shirt and dark jeans but I felt this look was too Ant and /or Dec. What do you suggest for a gent of my demographic as a suitable smart casual drinking outfit?
If they won't let you in wearing Jeans and a hoodie then it's likely said bar is not worth visiting!!!
I however am not a fashion icon, far from it, I dress like a boy most of the time myself, so don't really know if I qualify to answer this!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
getdownmonkeyman wrote:kaiser83 wrote:
Hmmm. Cake is certainly up there.
Cake....is a made up drug....Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Well the first thing is you have to look hot......if you're trying to pick up someone on a night out, chances are you don't know them, so they are going to be judginig you on your looks and not your personality.
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce. Yes I know a lot of you hate anything Abercrombie, however, trust me when I say that scent has something in it and every time I smell it, it makes me want to jump on whoever is wearing it!
Finally, rather than the cheesy chat up lines, make conversation (hard in a loud club though I guess) after the initial couple of minutes chat, offer to buy her a Sailor Jerry, or whatever beverage takes her fancy.....if you're wearing the fragrance I mentioned before, she will probably have jumped in you already!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
crazy88 wrote:I fear you have misread that post missbint, the chap likes a finger up his own bottom I do believe. It's common knowledge that all girls should do anal, but for a man to accept a finger from his lady...i'll leave that one to the experts. :shock:
???
I think you have misread the reply, at no point do I mention the partner inserting anything into him!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Pudseyp wrote:Dear Kitty and Bint...
I was in the old pub last night partaking in a few sherberts and tomfoolery when the conversation turned risque....a mate of mine who is a bit of a perv to be honest told me when him and his other half "were doing it" he quite liked her to insert a didget in his starfish for heightend pleasure......
Is this wrong or acceptable ?? if trying for the first time would you recomend your partner wears some marigolds ?
If your partner is not used to said activity, don't go straight in there with the sausage, they may need a few sessions of warming up first! Practise first inserting a finger, then perhaps some small beads (partner may well enjoy this if done properly!!!) Then when you are both accustomed to playing with the starfish, lube up (but buy the right stuff!!!) and go for it....
Wait for her to exclaim ' It's like having a poo backwards'.
Be aware yout parner may not like it, not everyone does. However, your partner should be prepared to try it at least once!!!
But that is what he's asking about! The man wants to know whether it's acceptible for this to happen!Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
crazy88 wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Pudseyp wrote:Dear Kitty and Bint...
I was in the old pub last night partaking in a few sherberts and tomfoolery when the conversation turned risque....a mate of mine who is a bit of a perv to be honest told me when him and his other half "were doing it" he quite liked her to insert a didget in his starfish for heightend pleasure......
Is this wrong or acceptable ?? if trying for the first time would you recomend your partner wears some marigolds ?
If your partner is not used to said activity, don't go straight in there with the sausage, they may need a few sessions of warming up first! Practise first inserting a finger, then perhaps some small beads (partner may well enjoy this if done properly!!!) Then when you are both accustomed to playing with the starfish, lube up (but buy the right stuff!!!) and go for it....
I think he's actually asking is he's allowed to have a finger up his?
Wait for her to exclaim ' It's like having a poo backwards'.
Be aware yout parner may not like it, not everyone does. However, your partner should be prepared to try it at least once!!!
But that is what he's asking about! The man wants to know whether it's acceptible for this to happen!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Dear ladies. As you are probably aware I am a man of 31 living in an urban environment and as such sometimes go to bars, not all of the time is it acceptable for me to wear skate shoes and baggies, so I dress smarter. I sometimes wear a waistcoat or suit jacket with skinny jeans and skinny tie with pointy shoe but I fear at my age it's a bit wannabe westlife, so last time I toned it down and wore black shirt and dark jeans but I felt this look was too Ant and /or Dec. What do you suggest for a gent of my demographic as a suitable smart casual drinking outfit?
If they won't let you in wearing Jeans and a hoodie then it's likely said bar is not worth visiting!!!
I however am not a fashion icon, far from it, I dress like a boy most of the time myself, so don't really know if I qualify to answer this!!!
To be fair, I've seen the pics on POF, so I was aiming it more at Kitty anyway 0 -
Gazlar wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Dear ladies. As you are probably aware I am a man of 31 living in an urban environment and as such sometimes go to bars, not all of the time is it acceptable for me to wear skate shoes and baggies, so I dress smarter. I sometimes wear a waistcoat or suit jacket with skinny jeans and skinny tie with pointy shoe but I fear at my age it's a bit wannabe westlife, so last time I toned it down and wore black shirt and dark jeans but I felt this look was too Ant and /or Dec. What do you suggest for a gent of my demographic as a suitable smart casual drinking outfit?
If they won't let you in wearing Jeans and a hoodie then it's likely said bar is not worth visiting!!!
I however am not a fashion icon, far from it, I dress like a boy most of the time myself, so don't really know if I qualify to answer this!!!
To be fair, I've seen the pics on POF, so I was aiming it more at Kitty anyway
Miss B can probably answer this one..
Jeans, T-shirt and Trainers (hoodie if it's icers), at what age do you think is too old to wear this combo..0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.
Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...0 -
foxc_uk wrote:MissBint37 wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
Secondly, wear Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce.
Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'. I can't control myself when a guy wears that stuff...
I will have to investigate that one when I am next in Boots!
Have you smelt Fierce Fox?
PS we should totally rendezvous in Milton Keynes in a few weeksRide it like you stole it!0 -
GhallTN6 wrote:
Miss B can probably answer this one..
Jeans, T-shirt and Trainers (hoodie if it's icers), at what age do you think is too old to wear this combo..
Depends on many things
1)Type of trainers
2)Cut of jeans
3)Fit/colour/pattern of the t-shirt
If done correctly I reckon it can be rocked until well into one's 40's however if done wrong, can make even the hottest 25 year old look like a total punter!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:GhallTN6 wrote:
Miss B can probably answer this one..
Jeans, T-shirt and Trainers (hoodie if it's icers), at what age do you think is too old to wear this combo..
Depends on many things
1)Type of trainers
2)Cut of jeans
3)Fit/colour/pattern of the t-shirt
If done correctly I reckon it can be rocked until well into one's 40's however if done wrong, can make even the hottest 25 year old look like a total punter!!
If in doubt - flat out!0 -
foxc_uk wrote:MissBint37 wrote:GhallTN6 wrote:MissBint37 wrote:GhallTN6 wrote:
Miss B can probably answer this one..
Jeans, T-shirt and Trainers (hoodie if it's icers), at what age do you think is too old to wear this combo..
Depends on many things
1)Type of trainers
2)Cut of jeans
3)Fit/colour/pattern of the t-shirt
If done correctly I reckon it can be rocked until well into one's 40's however if done wrong, can make even the hottest 25 year old look like a total punter!!
