Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Can either of you 'squirt'??"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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Probably - I heard similar, that "If it's got t1ts or wheels it'll cost you a fortune."Mental Mickey wrote:A Vietnam war veteran I met on a neighbouring barstool in Thailand once told me that all women are ''snakes with t*ts'' and if it ''Floats, Flies or F*cks, you're better off renting by the hour''.
Any truth to his statements? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Oh I can see it now, the first one....but then I am not a style icon so giving fashion advice is not my forte!Ride it like you stole it!0
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True, I can bang away for hours!yeehaamcgee wrote:MissBint37 wrote:supersonic wrote:Started?! Getting her finished is the problem ;-)
If it's a problem then you propbably need to go back to school and work on your map reading skills!
I think he has enough problems finishing himself off!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Oh I can see it now, the first one....but then I am not a style icon so giving fashion advice is not my forte!
Thank you, one looks forward to wearing such a fine carrying device with reassured male pride.0 -
FocusZing wrote:Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.
These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon. One has narrowed down the choice, which would you advise to be most appropriate.
Kind Regards.
If I saw you walking down the road with one of those, I would think you're a gay douche.
A rucksack and change of shirt etc would suffice0 -
projectsome wrote:FocusZing wrote:Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.
These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon. One has narrowed down the choice, which would you advise to be most appropriate.
Kind Regards.
If I saw you walking down the road with one of those, I would think you're a gay douche.
A rucksack and change of shirt etc would suffice
Hey if he wants a man bag, let him have a man bag!
I rock a dakine heli pack myself though so I am with you on the rucksack thing!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Use your pockets! I cross the road when I see people with those things, and put my back to the wall.0
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I find it far more satisfying to punch them in the face repetedly.supersonic wrote:Use your pockets! I cross the road when I see people with those things, and put my back to the wall.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
I find it far more satisfying to punch them in the face repetedly.supersonic wrote:Use your pockets! I cross the road when I see people with those things, and put my back to the wall.
Shocked! Even if it contained bacon and a multitool?0 -
Men just don't need them. They are a statement to go along with their special needs shoes and expensive clothes and silly haircut ie 'Look at me! I'm really modern and cool, and considerably better than yow'. When in fact even the pensioners are laughing.0
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ESPECIALLY if it contained bacon and a multitool. I could then empty the pusybag and steal the bacons.
I don't need to steal the tool, I'm a real man, I already have tools, in a toolbox, where they belong.0 -
FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
I find it far more satisfying to punch them in the face repetedly.supersonic wrote:Use your pockets! I cross the road when I see people with those things, and put my back to the wall.
Shocked! Even if it contained bacon and a multitool?
You'll probably ask if wearing a sarong/skirt is OK next..0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:ESPECIALLY if it contained bacon and a multitool. I could then empty the pusybag and steal the bacons.
I don't need to steal the tool, I'm a real man, I already have tools, in a toolbox, where they belong.
Yes but if you had a compact bag, you wouldn't be without your main bike tools. Just throw your bag over your shoulder and your off. Try one for size when your in town next.0 -
Why would I need my main bike tools in town? YOU, sir, are a JESSIE. Congratulations, you've upset your own mother, only neither of you know it yet.0
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Gimme a gun or a big stick.0 -
^^Is that Dexter? Is he going undercover or something?0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
Well, it is if you're a girl.GhallTN6 wrote:You'll probably ask if wearing a sarong/skirt is OK next..
that's right, I'm looking at you in a suspicious way, Scottish "men".
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.0 -
I have no hair! it is the best way! Shave it off and look like a man, not a girl!0
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FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Well, it is if you're a girl.GhallTN6 wrote:You'll probably ask if wearing a sarong/skirt is OK next..
that's right, I'm looking at you in a suspicious way, Scottish "men".
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
And they'll ask their gay friend for relationship advice with real men. And at the end of the day, us men without silly little bags will be banging the girls while you willy woofters with handbags cry in the toilets. Or something.Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
Exactly what? Nobody here is agreeing with you.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Exactly what? Nobody here is agreeing with you.
So you think it's ok for a Scott to wear a dress, yet a sophisticated modern male like myself can't have a bag for male essentials, Bigot! I thought you would know better coming from Wales.0 -
FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Well, it is if you're a girl.GhallTN6 wrote:You'll probably ask if wearing a sarong/skirt is OK next..
that's right, I'm looking at you in a suspicious way, Scottish "men".
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
But real men have no need to readjust their hair for the ladies at the crucial moment and why would you want to readjust your hair as you're about to explore the ladies front garden? I assume that's what you meant by 'the crucial moment' or did you mean at climax in which case my point is still valid.
Or if you meant when you were in a pub? round here you may get stabbed for that. Either way it's a lose lose situationgochel chan ddynion i mewn blew beisiau achos hwy cadernid bod eirth0 -
The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.0
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FocusZing wrote:
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
Are you saying you actually carry a comb/brush with you, who are you, the Fonz, (who was no way cool hitting on girls half his age).
No girl likes a bloke who takes more time getting ready than her!0 -
supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
Forgot to mention my mail grooming kit. See, a male bag is essential.0 -
I groom my mail before I post it.0
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FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Well, it is if you're a girl.GhallTN6 wrote:You'll probably ask if wearing a sarong/skirt is OK next..
that's right, I'm looking at you in a suspicious way, Scottish "men".
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
I did consider it... I considered it would make me look like a gay douche, I'm not a women so won't be adjusting my hair at ANY point once I've left the house. If my pint is warm I'll demand the barman or barmaid poor me a fresh one...0 -
No, I don't think it's ok for a scotsman to wear a dress!FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:Exactly what? Nobody here is agreeing with you.
So you think it's ok for a Scott to wear a dress, yet a sophisticated modern male like myself can't have a bag for male essentials, Bigot! I thought you would know better coming from Wales.
Where the hell did you get that from?0
