Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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GhallTN6 wrote:FocusZing wrote:
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
Are you saying you actually carry a comb/brush with you, who are you, the Fonz, (who was no way cool hitting on girls half his age).
No girl likes a bloke who takes more time getting ready than her!
Who are you kidding, Mario Cipollini! He was getting more attraction than sh1t to a blanket.0 -
supersonic wrote:I groom my mail before I post it.
Let's stamp out that facetiousness.0 -
Only this guy can pull it off:
Though he has no pockets.0 -
Oi, less of that!supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
I have long hair because I'm not comfortable letting some poofter fiddle with my locks. And the young girls doing haircutting round here are wird emo fashionistas. I'm not letting THEM near it either!
So I go for the barbarian look.0 -
I go for the scare old grannies look:
lol.0 -
supersonic wrote:Only this guy can pull it off:
Though he has no pockets.
Searching around the Internet for male bags hey! I thought you'd all start to come round in the end.
Listen Mr Sonic, just go to a shop and try one out. There's no point putting up with a lack of male storage. Then it just come down to the design, which Miss Bint and Miss Kitty are kindly providing advice for.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Oi, less of that!supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
I have long hair because I'm not comfortable letting some poofter fiddle with my locks. And the young girls doing haircutting round here are wird emo fashionistas. I'm not letting THEM near it either!
So I go for the barbarian look.
Ok! What about this little number for you:
Long haired look, confirmation from Miss Bint and Miss Kitty is Obviously required.0 -
The only bag I'll carry around with me is my ballbag.
Rucksacks all the way if I NEED to carry something.0 -
supersonic wrote:I go for the scare old grannies look:
lol.
With the more military styled shaved head look, may one be so bold as to suggest:
Albeit confirmation pending.0 -
I carry things in my teeth. Or get people to do it for me.0
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FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Oi, less of that!supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
I have long hair because I'm not comfortable letting some poofter fiddle with my locks. And the young girls doing haircutting round here are wird emo fashionistas. I'm not letting THEM near it either!
So I go for the barbarian look.
Ok! What about this little number for you:
Long haired look, confirmation from Miss Bint and Miss Kitty is Obviously required.
You're putting a lot of efford into trolling this one aren't you? Can't believe someone is this gay...0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:The only bag I'll carry around with me is my ballbag.
Rucksacks all the way if I NEED to carry something.
Just try an hang the Rucksack off your shoulder to see if you can shake your Philistinism toward the male bag.0 -
bentes wrote:FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Oi, less of that!supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
I have long hair because I'm not comfortable letting some poofter fiddle with my locks. And the young girls doing haircutting round here are wird emo fashionistas. I'm not letting THEM near it either!
So I go for the barbarian look.
Ok! What about this little number for you:
Long haired look, confirmation from Miss Bint and Miss Kitty is Obviously required.
You're putting a lot of efford into trolling this one aren't you? Can't believe someone is this gay...
With that Avatar? You've got a bloody nerve.0 -
bentes wrote:FocusZing wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Oi, less of that!supersonic wrote:The only long hair men should have is chest, beard, legs and arms and hanging off their balls.
I have long hair because I'm not comfortable letting some poofter fiddle with my locks. And the young girls doing haircutting round here are wird emo fashionistas. I'm not letting THEM near it either!
So I go for the barbarian look.
Ok! What about this little number for you:
Long haired look, confirmation from Miss Bint and Miss Kitty is Obviously required.
You're putting a lot of efford into trolling this one aren't you? Can't believe someone is this gay...
With that Avatar? You've got a bloody nerve.0 -
In fact I might hack off a testicle and use my ball bag as carrying space. Should be room for a bike helmet in there.0
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supersonic wrote:In fact I might hack off a testicle and use my ball bag as carrying space. Should be room for a bike helmet in there.
A Balls Bag, your onto an Ffing winner with that one.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
That's not long hair, that's "merchant banker" hair.FocusZing wrote:Long haired look, confirmation from Miss Bint and Miss Kitty is Obviously required.
When I say long, I mean long, like this
But, since I'm not Scottish, I don't wear a dress.
You'd get a pair of SPD's and a helmet in that sucker.0 -
You reckon you could sell that idea?FocusZing wrote:supersonic wrote:In fact I might hack off a testicle and use my ball bag as carrying space. Should be room for a bike helmet in there.
A Balls Bag, your onto an Ffing winner with that one.
Why does it not surprise me that you'd be supportive of a plan where strangers pay to handle your ballbag?0 -
Scrotum is the worlds most wonderful material. It has the ability to change size at just the merest hint of temperature change. Ray Mears makes his tents from it, and stores it in a chilled can.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
You reckon you could sell that idea?FocusZing wrote:supersonic wrote:In fact I might hack off a testicle and use my ball bag as carrying space. Should be room for a bike helmet in there.
A Balls Bag, your onto an Ffing winner with that one.
Why does it not surprise me that you'd be supportive of a plan where strangers pay to handle your ballbag?
Hey look, I'm not the one walking around with lady like conditioned long hair.0 -
supersonic wrote:Scrotum is the worlds most wonderful material. It has the ability to change size at just the merest hint of temperature change. Ray Mears makes his tents from it, and stores it in a chilled can.
Well it's actually a man's bag with a six pack of Mars bars.0 -
GhallTN6 wrote:FocusZing wrote:
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
Are you saying you actually carry a comb/brush with you, who are you, the Fonz, (who was no way cool hitting on girls half his age).
No girl likes a bloke who takes more time getting ready than her!
So how long does it take to blowdry that fuckinghuge monobrow of yours then !0 -
as a scot.....I would like to defend the kilt.
It is THE weapon of choice for getting attention from lots of ladies with zero effort required in the charm, aftershave and/or conversational stakes....
Its like shooting fish in barrel.Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
Pudseyp wrote:GhallTN6 wrote:FocusZing wrote:
Exactly! There seem to be a lot of blokes here dissing the male carrying bag without even considering it. It's your loss! I will be the one who can re-adjust my hair for the ladies at the crucial moment, while your cowering into your warm beer, whilst humming the blues.
Are you saying you actually carry a comb/brush with you, who are you, the Fonz, (who was no way cool hitting on girls half his age).
No girl likes a bloke who takes more time getting ready than her!
So how long does it take to blowdry that fuckinghuge monobrow of yours then !
A quick dip into my mans bag, pull out my grooming kit and maintained perfection ensues (I hastened to add when my purchase arrives).
Sir on the other hand will look like a garlic selling French reprobate.
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I knew he was french before I'd even scrolled past his hat.0
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cee wrote:as a scot.....I would like to defend the dress.
It is THE weapon of choice for getting attention from lots of ladies with zero effort required in the charm, aftershave and/or conversational stakes....
Its like shooting fish in barrel.
Good for you. If I was brave enough to carry it off I'd appreciate the sporran (Scottish Male bag) too.
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FocusZing wrote:Good morning Miss Bint, Miss Kitty.
These modern times are difficult for a man, to keep up with the demand of "The Woman". I require a carrying device for my moisturizer, hair products, mens health magazine...not to forget bacon.
now, this may come as a suprise but i have carried a man bag and thnk you should all open your minds a bit. just like focuszing who clearly knows a thing or two.
mind you, this was my man bag and it contained claymores
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