Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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The wronger the better as far as I'm concerned
Ride it like you stole it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:The longer the better as far as I'm concerned
we know, we know.Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
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they said the wronger the better0
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MissBint37 wrote:up the wrong'un is better as far as I'm concerned
sorry but you walked in to that one!
Gaz
where the fark did you get that from! that is awesome[/b]0 -
kaiser83 wrote:MissBint37 wrote:up the wrong'un is better as far as I'm concerned
sorry but you walked in to that one!
Gaz
where the fark did you get that from! that is awesome[/b]
Ok this may sound wrong, but I've often thought about publishing, or at least trying to publish one, I love illustrating anyway, my idea was to have a picture you know, the portuguese city, the morroccan market, leicester etc etc and have a picture of someone that looks a bit like her but no actual picture of Maddy, then the answer page be a pile of dirt with a rotting withered hand sticking out and a flustered looking Gerry with a shovel.
Ok now is that going too far?
Oh and in answer to the original question, I didn't make that, someone beat me to it on google0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Oh hell yes, I've thought the same. I reckon you weould be heralded a comedy genius, and a twisted nutob at the same time, kind of like the Brass Eye bloke.Gazlar wrote:Ok this may sound wrong, but I've often thought about publishing, or at least trying to publish one,
I'd rather be a twisted nutjob.
I just don't want to get sued by Kate and Jerry using all the financial clout they've embez, I mean raised0 -
Gazlar wrote:they said the wronger the better
I'm not offended. My SOH is very very dark!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
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kaiser83 wrote:
Padogeddon, classic episode haha.
I have them all, and The Day Today on my external HDD. I am going to introduce Man 1 to them next week as we share an wrong sense of humour.Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Proper comedy, not like that Michael McIntyre drivel0
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kaiser83 wrote:
Hmmm. Cake is certainly up there.0 -
That posters brilliant Gazlar- between that and the corn beef/coulthard my sides are literally sore. Sicker the better, yes yes yes.....
Anyway ladies- With the current media manipulation of the female species into thinking body hair is evil(we're talking muff mainly...), do any lady MTB'ers fall for it and does it get itchy when it grows back- the saddle must play havoc with it?( I reckon Ellen MacArthur must have had dreads in hers when she got back from the round the world trip!)
Whatever happened to the lesser spotted hairy bush, and why has porn been hijacked by "anal"? Something's really not right when you're trying to turn a woman into a bald pre-pubescent and after she's spent ages doing it, you just want to ignore it and put it up the wrong un? Some of these poor lasses will be in nappies by 23....
Bring back bush is what I say. (not the monkey faced cretin war mongerer one)0 -
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Dear Flint and Gritty,
Why do women use so much bog roll? I have seen a whole roll disappear after a s(h)itting.0 -
supersonic wrote:Dear Flint and Gritty,
Why do women use so much bog roll? I have seen a whole roll disappear after a s(h)itting.
SS mainly beacause after a few drinks half of it gets stuck to their heels0 -
I am sure global warming could be solved if they learned to wipe their flanges with just one piece of roll. Not one whole roll.0
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Dear Kitty and Bint...
I was in the old pub last night partaking in a few sherberts and tomfoolery when the conversation turned risque....a mate of mine who is a bit of a perv to be honest told me when him and his other half "were doing it" he quite liked her to insert a didget in his starfish for heightend pleasure......
Is this wrong or acceptable ?? if trying for the first time would you recomend your partner wears some marigolds ?0 -
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Yeah the bogroll thing annoys me too. Two sheets for a number two, folded neatly. I don't know what she does but I have caught her making a "muff mitten" whereby they just wrap it around and around the hand, continuously. We've got a septic tank and I reckon it'll need emptied about ten times as much as it should because she loves putting all toilet paper down it. Tried explaining that if we got a proper bin most of the paper could go in there but she aint having it!0
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I second that comment! my wife makes muff mittens 2! REALLY irritating.If in doubt - flat out!0
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I third it!Two sheets for a number two, folded neatly
When I was down to my last piece last week I broke the oragami recored of how many times can you fold a piece of paper.0 -
Dear ladies. As you are probably aware I am a man of 31 living in an urban environment and as such sometimes go to bars, not all of the time is it acceptable for me to wear skate shoes and baggies, so I dress smarter. I sometimes wear a waistcoat or suit jacket with skinny jeans and skinny tie with pointy shoe but I fear at my age it's a bit wannabe westlife, so last time I toned it down and wore black shirt and dark jeans but I felt this look was too Ant and /or Dec. What do you suggest for a gent of my demographic as a suitable smart casual drinking outfit?0
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Gazlar wrote:Dear ladies. As you are probably aware I am a man of 31 living in an urban environment and as such sometimes go to bars, not all of the time is it acceptable for me to wear skate shoes and baggies, so I dress smarter. I sometimes wear a waistcoat or suit jacket with skinny jeans and skinny tie with pointy shoe but I fear at my age it's a bit wannabe westlife, so last time I toned it down and wore black shirt and dark jeans but I felt this look was too Ant and /or Dec. What do you suggest for a gent of my demographic as a suitable smart casual drinking outfit?
Surely any bar that won't let you in if you're wearing skate shoes and jeans, just isn't worth going in?0 -
I always find that wearing a large jumper with a giant initial on it (the initial naturally corresponds to whatever your name is) is the ultimate in terms of cool.
If you're looking to pull more than one? Invest in a clown suit (don't use the comedy shoes... rubbish if you need to run at short notice)Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Dear Ladies
Having had an idea of going into the local indie club this weekend to bag myself one of Wolverhamptons premier lays, however what's the best way to introduce yourself to make them think "damn i want him on top of me later" then proceed to ruin that girl ?
ahem having been inspired you mean!! I found the best way was either sidle up on the dance floor in a particularly sociable song (linking arms for hotel yorba is always good for that) or hanging round the bar areas waiting to pounce.0
